[QUOTE=Bledrix;18107962]I wonder when Wal-Mart will start selling sex toys.....[/QUOTE]
they do.
[url]http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=6487501[/url]
[img]http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/09/79/54/07/0009795407516_215X215.jpg[/img]
personal massager my ass, it has a dildo attachment.
Chinese sweat shop labourers die building these coffins because they can't afford to eat on their wages, and certainly can't afford one of the coffins.
I want to be burried in a cardboard box. Or better yet, just toss my body away to science. That way no money is spent on my dead non-caring ass
[QUOTE=Comcastic;18106413]What the hell doesn't Wal-mart sell?[/QUOTE]
people-er...uhh.
Whoever decides to buy one of these for a relative is truly fucked up.
That's too far
Bed sized houses you say...?
[QUOTE=SomeRandomGuy18;18108134]Well, it looks like those caskets are [i]dead[/i] cheap!
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I know, I know... I tried[/QUOTE]
Hey man, don't joke, those competitive prices could leave smaller coffin suppliers in a grave situation.
[QUOTE=codenamecueball;18110776]Whoever decides to buy one of these for a relative is truly fucked up.
That's too far[/QUOTE]
They're not to bad, in my opinion some of them look [i]drop-dead[/i] gorgeous.
"shop 'till ya drop"
I still can't bereave the awesome prices. Like already mentioned, they are certainly to die for and if they are even selling them online they are dead serious about doing this long term.
By the year 2014, they'll start having their own auto dealership.
why did pentium get rated bad spelling
What don't they sell?
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[QUOTE=azndude;18111693]By the year 2014, they'll start having their own auto dealership.[/QUOTE]
Only all the cars are Chinese nut-and-bolt copies of American cars.
Those exist by the way.
[QUOTE=azndude;18111693]By the year 2014, they'll start having their own auto dealership.[/QUOTE]
The Walmart near me pretty much does. They have an auto repair shop and they sell cars a bit too.
Now wait a second, couldn't this be some Halloween joke?
Wal-Mart sometimes scares me because of what they [i]don't[/i] sell, which, these days, is getting closer to nothing.
Hell, Wal-Mart's constant growth makes me wonder if this would happen:
[quote]
Timeline:
Present day: all is normal and the way we believe our world to be (or close to it).
The Rise of the Walmart Monopoly: Lobbyist begin to create loopholes in the anti-trust and anti-monopoly laws by offer large campaign donations to presidential can congressional candidates.
Walmart begins to expand its interests: Walmart puts the first apartments and hotels inside its stores, using its massive corporate funding to lower the costs well below the profit line. After this becomes a success Walmart begins to build factories and buy up mines and other resources. It begins its efforts to obtain autonomy.
Walmart Stranglehold on the masses: A majority of the free world either shops, lives or works in a Walmart.
Walmart's Political ambitions: Walmart continues to advance its agenda by offering large bribes to politicians, who eventually no longer make major decisions without consulting Walmart executives.
The First Walmart-Cities: A Walmart reaches a level of autonomy and population high enough to warrant status as a city.
The Fall of the Middle Class: The Board of Directors Officially takes control of most of the first world nations of the world. They then raise prices across the board forcing people to spend all of their money on necessities. Many are now in debt to the Bank of Walmart. This is the end of the middle class.
Pax Walmartia: War is stopped because it is not profitable, countries not under the sway of the Board are subject to embargoes until they give in.
The Orwellian Age: This is the period where the Board of Directors wields supreme power over the lives of all the people of the world. Everyone is constantly watched and pro-Walmart propaganda is everywhere.
Revolution: Rebels realize that the Board of Directors is the cause of the dramatic plunge in their quality of life, and they storm the company headquarters. All managers from the CEO right down to assistant manager for sector 7G are slaughtered in a bloody massacre known as "the Battle for Always Low Prices".
The Collapse of Civilization: Without the order provided by the Board of Directors and the Walmart Guard society falls into chaos, and must now live as nomads living off the resources gathered by the robots that stock the shelves.
[/quote]
[url]http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6188951/[/url]
[url]http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75882/19558846/Walmart_Post_Apocalypse?num=10&pg=1[/url]
[QUOTE=Doug52392;18112640]Wal-Mart sometimes scares me because of what they [i]don't[/i] sell, which, these days, is getting closer to nothing.
Hell, Wal-Mart's constant growth makes me wonder if this would happen:
[url]http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6188951/[/url]
[url]http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75882/19558846/Walmart_Post_Apocalypse?num=10&pg=1[/url][/QUOTE]
That sounds oddly familiar...
[img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/pixar/images/thumb/e/e2/BnL.svg/250px-BnL.svg.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Comcastic;18106413]What the hell doesn't Wal-mart sell?[/QUOTE]
WMDs
These would go well with those bullets they've been selling.
:smug:
[QUOTE=Bledrix;18107182]I wonder how the product reviews will look like.[/QUOTE]
"It's so comfy, im actually typing from it now in my laptop. Holy shit is that a digger? Gu [I]MMMFFFFFFFF[/I]"
Those prices are to die for :v:
That's so depressing. Fucking Walmart.
Or you can buy one and just play Dracula.
Or sleep in it. They do look comfortable, I guess...
Mwuhuhuhahahahaaaa
They've made a [i]grave[/i] mistake to try and get their customers [i]coffin[/i] up so much money. I think they should call a [i]moratorium[/i] on the whole idea!
Nice to see they're getting into the festive spirit though.
I misread the thread title for "cake set"
:Dawkins102:
You misread, and now you toss away religion?
Tsk tsk tsk...
''All in all you're just another brick in the Wal''
Staaaaaannn... The prices.... Their sooo... cheaaap!
[img]http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/7/q/I/sp809_Something_Wall-Mart_This_Way_Comes_2.jpg[/img]
Gotta get me one of those.
[QUOTE=Bledrix;18107962]I wonder when Wal-Mart will start selling sex toys.....[/QUOTE]
I wonder when Wall-E will start selling sex toys...
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