• NSFW: Strippers or Counter-Strike? The Community Never Ceases to Amaze Me
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I understand why. Look at it from their perspective. They're strippers, and you're playing for money. No touchy, and they're not parading around because they want vicious sex with the CS players, they're doing it because they were paid to. I bet they all masturbated furiously that night. You know, the ones that don't have girlfriends. I'm more disappointed that Zips is making fun of them for it. They really weren't that good looking. I could play the blonde girl's ribs like a xylophone.
If I had to choose between winning money or [b]staring[/b] at naked women (something anyone with Internet can do), I'd choose the money.
[QUOTE=Kinglah Crab;18120132]Isn't the Orange Avatar Fad from the Gay forum? Not being homophobic (if you even are) just asking.[/QUOTE] Bisexual.
Id at least talk one of the girls into having sex with me later. If she says no I would return to the game. Or just leave.
Holy shit CRT monitors, I've heard rumors those fusion powered pieces of junk can alter the magnetic polarity of our planet. Which is the reason why auroras exist.
Counter Terrorist win!
just looked at the uncensored pictures...i don't really know, these girls aren't really too good lookin. could probably find decent looking hookers with the money you got from winning
Counter Strike or STDs hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
[QUOTE=plokoon9619;18125506]Counter Strike or STDs hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.[/QUOTE] Strippers, not prostitutes.
[QUOTE=kizza55;18120102]The strippers were hardly babes to be honest.[/QUOTE] I don't know, I'm liking that brunette
[img]http://bighugelabs.com/output/motivator1ac4a69ca77c60a57fdb88684dce7e09cf427a35.jpg[/img]
Yeah except its not Souce. as stated 20 times in this thread.
[b]WHAT SICK MAN SENDS BABES TO FIGHT Me?[/b]
Well the guy in this picture certainly isn't gay. Creepy, yes. Tag'd for bewbs [media]http://fishki.net/picsw/102009/30/post/turnir/turnir023.jpg[/media] [editline]10:42AM[/editline] [QUOTE=GreenDolphin;18122209][media]http://fishki.net/picsw/102009/30/post/turnir/turnir055.jpg[/media] This needs to be turned into some custom motivational poster about CSS.[/QUOTE] Strippers and CSS: Not now! I've got to plant the bomb!
It proves the point that some of the people who play CS are gay. I'm serious. Look at that. Who wouldn't take a look at those girls and rather play CS (Something anyone can do everyday in the comfort of his own home.).
[img]http://i37.tinypic.com/2s0b9ty.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Stopper;18127468]It proves the point that some of the people who play CS are gay. I'm serious. Look at that. Who wouldn't take a look at those girls and rather play CS (Something anyone can do everyday in the comfort of his own home.).[/QUOTE] You can also just look at girls in the comfort of your own home (internet) not like they'd be allowed to actually do anything with the strippers theyre playing for money, you are retarded
[media]http://fishki.net/picsw/102009/30/post/turnir/turnir055.jpg[/img] Tagged for obvious reasons. WHAT THE FUCK MAN! Seriously, look at them! all you can do is drink fucking water, whats wrong with you! [editline]10:08PM[/editline] shit I did it wrong XD [media]http://fishki.net/picsw/102009/30/post/turnir/turnir055.jpg[/media]
[QUOTE=scout-on-a-train;18127511]You can also just look at girls in the comfort of your own home (internet) not like they'd be allowed to actually do anything with the strippers theyre playing for money, you are retarded[/QUOTE] Yes, because pictures/videos of naked girls is the same as a life, nude stripper. And these guy don't even twitch. Oh, that's very nice, flame all you want.
[quote][img]http://images.totalgamingnetwork.com/images/55.jpg[/img][/quote] "Hey, ex..exc...excuse me, y..you're in the way of..my..keyboard"
[media]http://fishki.net/picsw/102009/30/post/turnir/turnir017.jpg[/media] Right guy is all like: :smug:
maybe they have girlfriends, o hwait the are professional cs players.
[QUOTE=Stopper;18128276]Yes, because pictures/videos of naked girls is the same as a life, nude stripper. And these guy don't even twitch. Oh, that's very nice, flame all you want.[/QUOTE] They still wouldn't have been able to do anything besides stare. And all of these are just pictures, we don't really know exactly what was going on, all we see is them not entirely looking at the girls. Hell, they could've been cracking jokes about the situation or looking at them whenever they were dead.
You can find strippers in a lot of places, no need to ruin your CS match over them!
I'd have got up and danced with them. I guess this is the difference between playing a game as a form of entertainment, and MAKING MONEY BEING LEEET! And thinking a penis is just for draining your body of drinks.
the strippers are pretty ugly to be honest, i'd have remained on CSS
[img]http://fishki.net/picsw/102009/30/post/turnir/turnir009.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=kizza55;18120102]The strippers were hardly babes to be honest.[/QUOTE] Maybe not the grandma with curly hair but the blonde and brunette are HOT.
They all looked in their forties so I wouldn't look at all. But I wouldn't be playing Counter-Strike either.
[url]http://fishki.net/picsw/102009/30/post/turnir/turnir017.jpg[/url] Most of them looked busted but, holy shit, I'll take her during respawns. [editline]07:09PM[/editline] [QUOTE=splitsticks;18138823][url]http://fishki.net/picsw/102009/30/post/turnir/turnir017.jpg[/url] Most of them looked busted but, holy shit, I'll take her during respawns.[/QUOTE] pardon the bad link, I meant the blonde in the first picture [img]http://fishki.net/picsw/102009/30/post/turnir/turnir017.jpg[/img]
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