Possible presidential candidate Rick Perry: If president, I would send troops against ISIS; the Amer - Polidicks

Literally no one wants to go back overseas. He wont get voted simply for this shit right here.

[QUOTE=hrak;47351985]gotta love people rating this dumb for literally no reason except 'a-atheist = neckbeard! therefore wrong!' it's fucking pitiful that america's leaders are still basing their political frameworks around religion[/QUOTE] When I rated him dumb, he didn't have that second sentence in there.

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;47352074]When I rated him dumb, he didn't have that second sentence in there.[/QUOTE] What's wrong with the first sentence?

[QUOTE=hrak;47351985]gotta love people rating this dumb for literally no reason except 'a-atheist = neckbeard! therefore wrong!' it's fucking pitiful that america's leaders are still basing their political frameworks around religion[/QUOTE] Just because somebody disagrees with you doesn't mean its because your atheist. Understand your a atheist and nobody cares.

[QUOTE=Explosions;47352094]What's wrong with the first sentence?[/QUOTE] Bit offensive to people's beliefs by calling their holy book "fiction"

[QUOTE=Native Hunter;47352135]Bit offensive to people's beliefs by calling their holy book "fiction"[/QUOTE] Why give a shit? For fucks sake, I thought that curtailing your speech to protect people's delicate sensibilities was a notion most of Facepunch ridicules when we accuse tumblr sjws of doing the same.

[QUOTE=usaokay;47351756]He stands by it. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jb9HkcBPks[/media][/QUOTE] I love how conservatives claim Obama's trying to dump Sharia Law on this country, but are also likely celebrating this clown for trying to cram Christianity down everyone's throats.

[QUOTE=OvB;47351186]I don't think Perry is the worst republican candidate.[/QUOTE] It was fairly well talked about in the Poli Sci circles about how Perry literally did several about-faces based on his highest donor's wishes. He goes where the money tells him, he's not a president, he's an investment for the rich.

[QUOTE=Native Hunter;47352135]Bit offensive to people's beliefs by calling their holy book "fiction"[/QUOTE] Even the church says it's only metaphors...

I don't really think Perry is the best presidential candidate but I mean he's not wrong on THIS SUBJECT. We DO need to actively fight ISIS. They need to be stopped. They're getting big and ballsy and being fairly successful at shitting up everything.

[QUOTE=Native Hunter;47352135]Bit offensive to people's beliefs by calling their holy book "fiction"[/QUOTE] who fucking cares if you've made the stupid personal choice to voluntarily believe something which is untrue, the onus isn't on other people to tiptoe around your feelings and pretend that thing isn't bullshit

[QUOTE=Native Hunter;47352135]Bit offensive to people's beliefs by calling their holy book "fiction"[/QUOTE] The Bible contradicts itself many times. This leaves two options for each contradiction. First being that one statement is true and the other is false. Second being both are false. No matter how you add it, a fraction of The Bible is false. Verisimilitude in The Bible exists, whether you want to believe it or not.

[QUOTE=cani;47352309]The Bible contradicts itself many times. This leaves two options for each contradiction. First being that one statement is true and the other is false. Second being both are false. No matter how you add it, a fraction of The Bible is false. Verisimilitude in The Bible exists, whether you want to believe it or not.[/QUOTE] if someone told him that tomas jefferson rewrote the bible, editing away contradictions and junk stuff, rick perry would blow a gasket, if someone then told him that this country was founded as a protection FROM religion, his head might explode or more likely he'd tell you you're full of shit, then if you actually showed him any of the federalist papers on this or writings from any of the founding fathers he'd just ignore them but of course people like him have too much money and power to listen to reason [editline]19th March 2015[/editline] [quote]Jefferson wrote that “Jesus did not mean to impose himself on mankind as the son of God.” He called the writers of the New Testament “ignorant, unlettered men” who produced “superstitions, fanaticisms, and fabrications.” He called the Apostle Paul the “first corrupter of the doctrines of Jesus.” He dismissed the concept of the Trinity as “mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus.” He believed that the clergy used religion as a “mere contrivance to filch wealth and power to themselves” and that “in every country and in every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty.” And he wrote in a letter to John Adams that “the day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter.”[/quote] i mean the uber-christian republicans better read up on their shit if they claim they want to run the country like the founding fathers intended, because the founding fathers were very much against the uber-christian theocratic democracy these people espouce

[QUOTE=James xX;47352286]Even the church says it's only metaphors...[/QUOTE] When you think about it, religions do the same to every other religion. After all, if the bible is the word of god, then every other holy text in the world is blasphemy. On the actual topic, is Rick Perry capable of thinking in thoughts that aren't black and white? Calling DAESH "The face of evil" Putting boots on the ground because American and Western rights are "in jeopardy" Saying he'll disregard public opinion because he thinks it's the right thing to do I just hope he one day realizes what a massive cock he is.

[QUOTE=OvB;47351414]His ranch was named Niggerhead before he owned it, as that was once a geographic term. [url]http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niggerhead[/url] they have since turned over the rock on which that was carved.[/QUOTE] Totally unrelated to the content, but I found this pretty funny: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/1pzoXHA.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=OvB;47351186]I don't think Perry is the worst republican candidate.[/QUOTE] That's the funniest part, this fucking yokel isn't even the worst they are offering up for the big spot in the shit sandwich.

Sounds like the kind of guy I want to be elected! [sp]to be a test subject in a surface to deep space human projectile experiment[/sp] [editline]19th March 2015[/editline] Seriously, this guy sounds like someone my extremely conservative father in law would want to elect because hurr towel heads and muslim president.

[QUOTE=Tmaxx;47352071]Literally no one wants to go back overseas. He wont get voted simply for this shit right here.[/QUOTE] But ISIS wants to take away our freedom! Why do you hate freedom?!

[QUOTE=usaokay;47351206][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PAJNntoRgA[/media][/QUOTE] hahahah! looks like something from south park!

This guy call for a 'day of prayer' to make it rain or some shit? ... and weren't there a bunch of forest fires after? Ah yes... [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Days_of_Prayer_for_Rain_in_the_State_of_Texas[/url] [quote]The drought continued to worsen for four months following the Days of Prayer.[/quote] :v:

Well, at least the gay troops wouldn't have to worry about fighting IS.

[QUOTE=Native Hunter;47352135]Bit offensive to people's beliefs by calling their holy book "fiction"[/QUOTE] We all know the Bible isn't real, no need to sugar coat it.

Rick Perry was calling Ron Paul a racist over American television, started talking about his newsletters, yet has a ranch called, ''niggerhead ranch''. Perry's a hypocrite. [QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;47352297]I don't really think Perry is the best presidential candidate but I mean he's not wrong on THIS SUBJECT. We DO need to actively fight ISIS. They need to be stopped. They're getting big and ballsy and being fairly successful at shitting up everything.[/QUOTE] You're free to fly over and fight ISIS.

[QUOTE=usaokay;47351206][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PAJNntoRgA[/media][/QUOTE] that looks literally like something from the onion

[QUOTE=usaokay;47351206][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PAJNntoRgA[/media][/QUOTE] Who would make such a bigoted parody of this humble video?????????!?!?! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-eqpJYGtvk[/media]