Rich People Pay to Smear Baby Placenta on Themselves

[Deadly-Virus]

What. :barf:

[cheeseman52]

I wonder how it feels to have it on your face.

[Karbine]

i bet jennifer lopez used it on her ass

[aznz888]

they need to use the stem cells in these placentas to help the sick instead of their own ugly faces

[pointyface]

I've used shampoo made with placenta, it's not that uncommon.

[ChilColdCoolaid]

We've all been covered in placenta at least once in our lives.

[Bredirish123]

I wouldn't do it; but hey, at least it's being used.

[Ishmael12]

[QUOTE=TheDecryptor;19229054]Yeah, we should be saving these placenta's, we don't have a large supply of them.

I mean, it's not like people give birth every day.[/QUOTE]

I mean, it's not like 200 some people giver birth every [i]minute[/i]

[Smoot]

[QUOTE=Drasnus;19231315]It rubs the lotion on its skin...[/QUOTE]

Or it gets the hose?

[Technopath]

[QUOTE=ashxu;19229017]Why Russian babies? :pervert:[/QUOTE]

Because that placenta is no usual placenta, it comes with vodka :smug:

[united forever]

They've been using horse placenta as a way to speed up recovery for football(soccer) players recently, but it's been kind of controversial. It's also worked.

[CaptainObvious1]

Imagine after a birth:-

Nurse: Its a baby boy
Business man: And this placenta is an anti-ageing cream.

[Robber]

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[Insulator]

I was thinking somewhere along the lines of some crazy-ass after birth party.

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totally gives the term "baby shower" a whole new meaning

[:smug:]

Better than eating it...

[CrazyMoron]

:Dawkins102:

[Kilgore]

God it makes me wonder how anyone could cope mentally with living and ageing before cosmetics were ever invented! Annoys the shit out of me when things are advertised as 'things you can't live without' yet we've been managing just fine for centuries!

[Zambies!]

just-Just-Just :wtc: This is :ohdear:

[lazyguy]

So people are using the blood of babies to make them live longer?
Holy shit.

[sltungle]

[QUOTE=AlarinTaylor;19230858]In b4 Futurama reference.[/QUOTE]

"ONE POUND OF STEM CELLS, PLEASE!"

[Farnsworth proceeds to glob the stem cells onto his face and rub them in in a horrifying manner which totally grosses out the woman at the desk.]

[AutoTurret]

[QUOTE=pointyface;19232632]I've used shampoo made with placenta, it's not that uncommon.[/QUOTE]
You've been using animal placenta not human plecenta. That shit is disgusting:
[media]http://animalrescue.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/03/16/placenta.jpg[/media]

[trey_awsome]

[QUOTE=AutoTurret;19271752]You've been using animal placenta not human plecenta. That shit is disgusting:
[media]http://animalrescue.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/03/16/placenta.jpg[/media][/QUOTE]

oh god why did I click that

[Mysteryspoon]

only in JamaicA