Scientists Confirm that Chimps, Like Humans, Go to War
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I foresee a new sport arising that millions of people watch.
I'm sure I saw this on one of David Attenborough's documentaries [I]years[/I] ago. It showed a huge number of Chimps from one area of the jungle, queitly approaching another families land before attacking them.
[QUOTE=noctune9;22798625]Depends on whether tools are allowed. :v:[/QUOTE]
Pound for pound chimps are 3 or 5 times stronger (hazy memory) than humans.
And they learn by watching, they see you fire a gun and they can learn it straight away.
Dear god, chimps with guns.
[QUOTE=bravehat;22800957]Pound for pound chimps are 3 or 5 times stronger (hazy memory) than humans.
And they learn by watching, they see you fire a gun and they can learn it straight away.
Dear god, chimps with guns.[/QUOTE]
But can they learn how to properly aim, reload, and maintain a firearm, as well as select the proper ammunition for it among dozens of other types of rounds?
Chimps with blunt things is still pretty bad.
[QUOTE=the_KMM;22801327]But can they learn how to properly aim, reload, and maintain a firearm, as well as select the proper ammunition for it among dozens of other types of rounds?[/QUOTE]
You could teach it the routine, but I doubt they could figure it out on their own. A human child couldn't either though, to be fair.
"20 bucks on the chimps in the trees."
[QUOTE=the_KMM;22801327]But can they learn how to properly aim, reload, and maintain a firearm, as well as select the proper ammunition for it among dozens of other types of rounds?[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure one bullet is gonna put someone down.
and they know how to use knives and tools they made themselves.
Reminds me of the intro to 2001.
this was on TV, like, ages ago
Planet Earth maybe
[QUOTE=the_KMM;22801327]But can they learn how to properly aim, reload, and maintain a firearm, as well as select the proper ammunition for it among dozens of other types of rounds?[/QUOTE]
Let's give them swords and shields.
It would be ten times more badass.
Wait a minute.
News? We have known this for years!
Osama Chimp Laden
I wonder if there are communist chimp governments?
No, we give them simplified flamethrowers.
Imagine the carnage!!!
Old news. I read this a long time ago.
I saw a thing about this on some documentary a while back. Chimp fights are brutal, some chimps captured a baby chimp from the attackers and ate it infront of them.
[QUOTE=Perfumly;22801844]I saw a thing about this on some documentary a while back. Chimp fights are brutal, some chimps captured a baby chimp from the attackers and ate it infront of them.[/QUOTE]
wow i wanna see that, what was the documentary?
[QUOTE=JerryK;22801860]wow i wanna see that, what was the documentary?[/QUOTE]
I forgot, it was shown in one of my bio classes.
[QUOTE=cheezey;22797799]Didn`t meerkats also wage war?
They should tape it like in that show about meerkats.[/QUOTE]
I think you're thinking about the advert for Comparethemarket.com.
there was a show called Meerkat Manor
Chimps are goddman brutal.
Who's the real animals now?
Oh jeez, those ants are just like humans, they fight against each other and have wars! And also, packs of wolves are just like humans, same goes for any other animal that hunts in packs and fights against other packs of its own specifies. Biologists aren't supposed to try to humanize.
bet Counter-Chimps all
I understand it would be ungodly brutal (Bruuuutal), but I [i]really[/i] want to watch some sort of large scale chimp war on TV.
so which chimp colony will be the first one to have a nuke
I bet they'll have a successful missile test before North Korea does.
[QUOTE=SM0K3 B4N4N4;22803344]Who's the real animals now?[/QUOTE]
people have and continue to do things that are much more brutal
[QUOTE=Perfumly;22801844]I saw a thing about this on some documentary a while back. Chimp fights are brutal, some chimps captured a baby chimp from the attackers and ate it infront of them.[/QUOTE]
That's exactly the one I saw.
This isn't really a recent discovery.
[QUOTE=JDK721;22804344]people have and continue to do things that are much more brutal[/QUOTE]
Like lynching someone and tearing their gonads off with their bare hands?
and then tearing them apart?
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