Scientists Confirm that Chimps, Like Humans, Go to War
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[QUOTE=Olinaj;22797973]Teach them how to use guns and make a show about it.[/QUOTE]
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This is the video I saw. Pretty much exactly what the article is talking about.
Only this took place more than 2 years ago.
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but diddy kong is a monkey..
Holy shit chimps are FUCKED UP.
I for one, welcome our new chimp overlords.
[QUOTE=Souris;22805177]but diddy kong is a monkey..[/QUOTE]
:crossarms:
[QUOTE=bravehat;22797697]This is awesome.
I've seen them fighting an outcast monkey though, and that was brutal, seriously, nothing we do can ever compare to the viciousness and brutality of it. We ain't got shit on the chimps.
They tore off it's bottom jaw pulled out its eyes and tore of its cock and balls :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
I need to see that.
[QUOTE=bravehat;22804477]Like lynching someone and tearing their gonads off with their bare hands?
and then tearing them apart?[/QUOTE]
yep
Gentlemonkeys, we can't ight in here, this is the war room!
[QUOTE=SM0K3 B4N4N4;22803344]Who's the real animals now?[/QUOTE]
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The second thread is the worst. :ohdear:
I'm seeing frogs comiting an ethnic cleansing of toads soon. :v:
[QUOTE=scurr;22806514]I'm seeing frogs comiting an ethnic cleansing of toads soon. :v:[/QUOTE]
I would pay money to see that.
Not a lot of money, but I'd pay.
I thought this was already confirmed.
[QUOTE=New Cidem;22804271]I understand it would be ungodly brutal (Bruuuutal), but I [i]really[/i] want to watch some sort of large scale chimp war on TV.[/QUOTE]
Zoos can hold Civil War reenactments to draw in big crowds.
Holy crap.
I read 18 on 18 chimp battles and my mind just blew up.
God damn MAKE A FILM, MAKE A FILM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have seen ants wage war... It was like looking miniature rome total war.
Though casualties were in couple millions. Bigger nest won the war and took over their nest.
But chimp wars are way more brutal since they are strong as hell and have no moral.
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They are going to kill us all.
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They are going to kill us all.[/QUOTE]
Nostalgia.
Humans are more brutal. We have done everything that these chimps have done specifically. Also, we have exterminated millions of our own kind through wars. Humans have defaced the earth, and along with that enslaved other species and breed them for food. Tell me how this is more brutal.
Sounds like something Japan would televise.
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its amazing. the things they can [i]do[/i] with photoshop nowadays.
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[QUOTE=faze;22798499]I also heard that chimps punish each other by buttfucking the "bad" one.[/QUOTE]
Do chimps take showers and use soap bars, by any chance?
[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;22816372]Do chimps take showers and use soap bars, by any chance?[/QUOTE]
You got a purtty mouth, boy.
Wait a second. Tools?
The most advanced tool they have is a stick to dig. Not a tool.
[QUOTE=JgcxCub;22818967]Wait a second. Tools?
The most advanced tool they have is a stick to dig. Not a tool.[/QUOTE]
There's videos of them using spears that they chewed to a point to catch bush babies hiding in tree trunks.
They're slowly getting smarter.
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[QUOTE=Viephemeral;22814886]Humans are more brutal. We have done everything that these chimps have done specifically. Also, we have exterminated millions of our own kind through wars. Humans have defaced the earth, and along with that enslaved other species and breed them for food. Tell me how this is more brutal.[/QUOTE]
Chimps are as brutal as us, we just do everything on a bigger scale.
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;22801639]Reminds me of the intro to 2001.[/QUOTE]
Subtract the forever spinning bone. Indeed, there has never been a more annoying cross fade, in all of existence.
Sgt Chimply
[B]War... War never changes.[/B]
[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;22816372]Do chimps take showers and use soap bars, by any chance?[/QUOTE]
Maybe, they do wage wars after all.
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