Where's Osama Bin Laden? Chillin' in Iran, apparently.
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[QUOTE=kevlar jens;21731092]Breaking News:
Experts claim Osama Bin Laden is either DEAD or ALIVE.[/QUOTE]
Actually, his existence seems dubious to me.
Osama is probably the most pimp looking terrorist.
[QUOTE=BloodYScar;21731390]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YYES! AGHAHAHAHA
Invade Iran my freedome fighters![/QUOTE]
Don't do this. Don't type on an internet forum like it's real life. I hate when people use exclamation marks as if they're using inflection over the internet.
In related news:
The informants for my country are so good at their jobs :downs:
Why don't we just send fucking Leonardo DiCaprio from fucking Body of Lies to deal with Bin Laden?
[img]http://www.payvand.com/news/08/oct/Body-of-Lies-DiCaprio.jpg[/img]
How about we disguise Gordon Freeman as a hooker, and when bin Laden gets his hairy hard on, Freeman busts a cap in his ass?
I find this doubtful. The issue is that Iran and Al-Qaeda represent two different interpretations of radical Islam, let alone being from different branches of Islam.
Harbor the worlds most dangerous and notorious terrorist leader, what a fucking BRILLIANT idea Iran!
[QUOTE=kevlar jens;21731092]Breaking News:
Experts claim Osama Bin Laden is either DEAD or ALIVE.[/QUOTE]
Schrödinger's terrorist?
[QUOTE=kevlar jens;21731092]Breaking News:
Experts claim Osama Bin Laden is either DEAD or ALIVE.[/QUOTE]
Physicists now claim that he is BOTH. He is also inside of a steel chamber.
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[quote=prismatexv8;21745832]schrödinger's terrorist?[/quote]
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck nooooooooooooooooooooo
[QUOTE=BloodYScar;21731390]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YYES! AGHAHAHAHA
Invade Iran my freedome fighters![/QUOTE]
You spelled "Freedom" wrong.
This just in:
Facepunch isn't a biased liberal forum at all.
Let's hire that british sniper, get him to take another record breaking shot at this motherfucker while he is out hunting birds :lol:
[QUOTE=ss1234;21744907]Why don't we just send fucking Leonardo DiCaprio from fucking Body of Lies to deal with Bin Laden?
[img]http://www.payvand.com/news/08/oct/Body-of-Lies-DiCaprio.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
we can't risk a war with Iran
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[QUOTE=BlueSaint;21746379]This just in:
Facepunch isn't a biased liberal forum at all.[/QUOTE]
FP is a mixed demographic, it tends to be liberal on stuff like international politics but conservative on stuff like environmentalism and civil rights and stuff like that
[QUOTE=BlueSaint;21746379]This just in:
Facepunch isn't a biased liberal forum at all.[/QUOTE]
This is one wacko saying OBL's in Iran.
If he actually was living openly in Iran, the Mossad would have fucked his shit up.
lets blow iran the fuck up
[QUOTE=TH89;21746416]but conservative on stuff like environmentalism and civil rights and stuff like that[/QUOTE]
what
[QUOTE=TH89;21746416]FP is a mixed demographic, it tends to be liberal on stuff like international politics but conservative on stuff like environmentalism and civil rights and stuff like that[/QUOTE]
That's what makes me :raise:.
I'd be willing to bet that the rampant Islamophobia stems from FP's general distaste for religion.
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[QUOTE=JDK721;21746486]what[/QUOTE]
Burka ban, immigration law, etc.
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21746495]Burka ban, immigration law, etc.[/QUOTE]
I did see a lot of retards supporting those but I think both sides are pretty even.
[QUOTE=JDK721;21746606]I did see a lot of retards supporting those but I think both sides are pretty even.[/QUOTE]
I guess the supporters of those things are more vocal.
[QUOTE=JDK721;21746606]I did see a lot of retards supporting those but I think both sides are pretty even.[/QUOTE]
There's a few very outspoken exceptions but I'm pretty sure the majority of people (at least of people who get into those threads) are as I described
Post ratings are a decent way to gauge that kind of thing--FPers tend to hate "political correctness" (aka anything civil-rights related), not believe in global warming, hate women, and more!
[QUOTE=TH89;21746653]There's a few very outspoken exceptions but I'm pretty sure the majority of people (at least of people who get into those threads) are as I described
Post ratings are a decent way to gauge that kind of thing--FPers tend to hate "political correctness" (aka anything civil-rights related), not believe in global warming, hate women, and more![/QUOTE]
The post ratings in that thread about the burqa ban made me :eng99:.
[QUOTE=BlueSaint;21746379]This just in:
Facepunch isn't a biased liberal forum at all.[/QUOTE]
It's not.
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[QUOTE=JDK721;21746606]I did see a lot of retards supporting those but I think both sides are pretty even.[/QUOTE]
How many people do you see supporting me? (I'm Trotsky btw)
[QUOTE=TH89;21746653]FPers tend to hate "political correctness" (aka anything civil-rights related)[/QUOTE]
I don't see how the two are related. I don't want to see job discrimination and "separate but equal" status put on any group, but I also don't want to see people bitching and censoring.
[QUOTE=Ho Chi Minh;21747531]How many people do you see supporting me? (I'm Trotsky btw)[/QUOTE]
Probably four or five.
[QUOTE=JDK721;21732817]Proof?[/QUOTE]
Where's the proof he's alive?
[QUOTE=Devodiere;21732271]If you think this is anything other than an unreliable and completely stupid story, that's pretty stupid too. If the US had confirmation that Osama was in Iran and really wanted him, they have plenty of special ops who are used to invading countries without anyone knowing. In reality, no-one cares where he is and no-one is going to go after him.[/QUOTE]
unless his guard has ties with the iranian government, which would spark as an act of war knowing iran.
[QUOTE=JerryK;21747735]Where's the proof he's alive?[/QUOTE]
Burden of proof is on you. YOU said he was dead so provide some supporting evidence.
[QUOTE=JDK721;21747890]Burden of proof is on you. YOU said he was dead so provide some supporting evidence.[/QUOTE]
They said he was alive.
[QUOTE=JerryK;21748674]They said he was alive.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=JerryK;21731746]No he's about 6 feet under, and probably completely decomposed by now.[/QUOTE]
Proof that he's dead? Don't make a claim like that without any credible evidence.
[QUOTE=ss1234;21744907]Why don't we just send fucking Leonardo DiCaprio from fucking Body of Lies to deal with Bin Laden?
[img]http://www.payvand.com/news/08/oct/Body-of-Lies-DiCaprio.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
He'll probably just end up getting his fingers smashed with a hammer.
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