A boy didn't like his fathers cooking, called 911. - Polidicks

"Hello? Yeah, my dads cooking is shit!" "We'll send our finest men, son"

[QUOTE=Asm;25545144]"Hello? Yeah, my dads cooking is shit!" "We'll send our finest men, son"[/QUOTE] 911 food service.

We need the audio.

[QUOTE=HandyAmMi;25545089]Why did I never think of this? My dad would food poison us both any time he tried to cook anything but grilled cheese sandwiches, mac and cheese, or popcorn. (Seriously, those were the only things that my dad could make. Anything else involved both of us vomiting afterward.)[/QUOTE] mine too :l

[QUOTE=Ninjarooster;25543602]Fucking spoiled brats.[/QUOTE] Bad parentship.

[QUOTE=J. Jett;25543575]this one from a 15-year old boy upset that his parents had taken away his xbox game system. The teen wanted to know if it was legal for his parents to confiscate his stuff[/QUOTE] HAHAHA, Seriously? This kid has got to be joking.

[quote]The food, though, wasn’t the kid’s only beef[/quote] :rimshot:

When I was growing up I was always taught that emergency numbers are for emergencies and that joking around with them can result in someone dying. My parents might of been exaggerating just a little, but at least I didn't turn out like some little shit who pranks them.

[QUOTE=HiddenMyst;25546255][B]When I was growing up I was always taught that emergency numbers are for emergencies and that joking around with them can result in someone dying.[/B] [/QUOTE] Police come to your house instead of patrolling and stopping a person getting mugged, raped then killed. :colbert:

[QUOTE=HiddenMyst;25546255]When I was growing up I was always taught that emergency numbers are for emergencies and that joking around with them can result in someone dying.[/QUOTE]One day in my highschool, someone pulled a fire alarm as a joke. The fire brigade were automatically called to the school. We were all ordered to stand out in the cold. The headteacher gave us a little lecture about messing about with the fire alarms. If someone dies as a result of the fire brigade being busy dealing with the pranksters, the pranksters can be charged with involuntary manslaughter, if I recall correctly. (I think it might have been called something else, but it was something like that)

[QUOTE=TAU!;25543692]If I did so much as [i]complain[/i] about how shitty my mom's cooking was (she couldn't cook to save her life) I'd probably get cornered and beaten 'til I bled profusely. This kid calls the fucking cops and all he gets is a lecture? This is bullshit.[/QUOTE] How old are you? if you live under those circumstances when you know your mother will beat you up you should really call the police.

[QUOTE=Captain Proton;25544028]hehehe im newbie xD [editline]20th October 2010[/editline] ps [img_thumb]http://aljaud.com/pics/public/1051722020dragon20truck.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] You will fit right into the Dragon Megathread.

what a stupid kid

[quote]Last November Buffalo Grove police received another 911 hang-up call — this one from a 15-year-old boy upset that his parents had taken away his Xbox game system. The teen wanted to know if it was legal for his parents to confiscate his stuff. Officers told the kid to listen to his parents.[/quote] Someone from Facepunch no doubt.

[QUOTE=Ermac20;25551060]what a stupid kid[/QUOTE] Stupid parents.

[QUOTE=MrJazzy;25551702]Stupid parents.[/QUOTE] Stupid grandparents

[QUOTE=Stan Richards;25543649]I would think a 10 year old knows at least when to call the police.[/QUOTE] Yea, but what about the Boy-Who-Cried-Wolf principle? Some day the kid will really need to call 911 and they won't take him seriously.

[QUOTE=catfishyfish;25552494]Stupid grandparents[/QUOTE] Probably. Stupid grand grandparents.

I usually don't complain about another persons cooking because then I'll have to cook more often.

[QUOTE=belink;25547667]One day in my highschool, someone pulled a fire alarm as a joke. The fire brigade were automatically called to the school. We were all ordered to stand out in the cold. The headteacher gave us a little lecture about messing about with the fire alarms. If someone dies as a result of the fire brigade being busy dealing with the pranksters, the pranksters can be charged with involuntary manslaughter, if I recall correctly. (I think it might have been called something else, but it was something like that)[/QUOTE] People pulled the fire alarm every day for the last month of school ,my senior year, so they could go outside and fight each other :ese:

[QUOTE=TAU!;25543692]If I did so much as [i]complain[/i] about how shitty my mom's cooking was (she couldn't cook to save her life) I'd probably get cornered and beaten 'til I bled profusely. This kid calls the fucking cops and all he gets is a lecture? This is bullshit.[/QUOTE] What the hell is your parent's problem?

I snickered when I saw the title. Seriously though, the kid was 10. Hell, when I was 12, a 13 year old called the cops from the school payphone and nobody was screamed at because "It could hurt his feelings". SO?!

[QUOTE=ZestyLemons;25543635]Hello 911 my food is cold could you come fix that okay thank you bye[/QUOTE] Meanwhile, someone two miles away get stabbed repeatably.

[QUOTE=TAU!;25543692]If I did so much as [i]complain[/i] about how shitty my mom's cooking was (she couldn't cook to save her life) I'd probably get cornered and beaten 'til I bled profusely. This kid calls the fucking cops and all he gets is a lecture? This is bullshit.[/QUOTE] No, you just had shit parents.