Wii Remote Dildos - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Lambeth;24485544][img_thumb]http://blogs.sfweekly.com/shookdown/assets_c/2010/08/5688946-thumb-540x358.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] What does the top one even do?

:fappery:

[QUOTE=Nerts;24491889]What does the top one even do?[/QUOTE] I'd imagine you stick your DICK in the weird HOLE thing and FAPFAPFAP

If i ever know a girl that owns a wii i know what to buy to her....

Man, just imagine if you combined this with Virtual Reality glasses... But in all seriousness, this could be quite a quantum leap for cybersex and sex in general. Partners could do it over long distances, and the risk of STDs is practically non-existent! Unless you share the same Wiibrator with your roommate or something like that, but no-one'd do that 'cause that'd be weird. If this stuff hits the market, it might just possibly end up causing a new "free love revolution" like back in the 60's, only this time on a totally global scale, with people on either side of the world being able to make love via this system, without any risk of STDs or pregnancy... That is, IF it becomes mass marketed, and IF people are ready for a revolution of this kind again. There are risks, however. For example, there is always the risk of minors getting a hold of one of these things, and that can leave little to the imagination, not to mention rampant scandals. It'd probably make people unwilling to make the effort to do it manually either, although if the whole deal wasn't as authentic as the real thing, it'd still leave some people who want to make love in the old-fashioned close-proximity fashion. Identity confusion might be an issue too. ('nuff said)

[QUOTE=ironman17;24495687]Man, just imagine if you combined this with Virtual Reality glasses... But in all seriousness, this could be quite a quantum leap for cybersex and sex in general. Partners could do it over long distances, and the risk of STDs is practically non-existent! Unless you share the same Wiibrator with your roommate or something like that, but no-one'd do that 'cause that'd be weird. If this stuff hits the market, it might just possibly end up causing a new "free love revolution" like back in the 60's, only this time on a totally global scale, with people on either side of the world being able to make love via this system, without any risk of STDs or pregnancy... That is, IF it becomes mass marketed, and IF people are ready for a revolution of this kind again. There are risks, however. For example, there is always the risk of minors getting a hold of one of these things, and that can leave little to the imagination, not to mention rampant scandals. It'd probably make people unwilling to make the effort to do it manually either, although if the whole deal wasn't as authentic as the real thing, it'd still leave some people who want to make love in the old-fashioned close-proximity fashion. Identity confusion might be an issue too. ('nuff said)[/QUOTE] It totally destroys jokes like: "Hun I think the condom broke." :colbert:

the guy with the silicon-injected-penis is SOL

teledildonics has been around for quite a while now fyi

[QUOTE=superdinoman;24490800]Are people really this lonely that they cant just go out and get laid? This shit doesnt even look like it would be fun.[/QUOTE] You don't just get laid. Humans don't have a mating ritual and therefor harder for the average person to get laid.

i remember a while ago there was a homebrew that made your wiimote vibrate. i guess this is an evolution of that

[QUOTE=Extroll;24502861]You don't just get laid. Humans don't have a mating ritual and therefor harder for the average person to get laid.[/QUOTE] We compensate for that with our intelligence, our ability to work around problems with our minds. But if humans DID have an official mating ritual, what would it be?

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C'mon! It's like they didn't know that old joke even existed