Mom Who Tore Son's Scrotum And Tried To Fix Injury With Superglue Sentenced To Prison

[Pvt. Martin]

Welp, my Testes have shot right through the top of my head, out of the house, and is probably headed for Mars as I type this.

[Moustacheman]

[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;45224537]My dad did the same thing to me except he squeezed it instead of tearing it, to this day anything related to nuts being injured makes me cringe.[/QUOTE]

Ummmm.....

You may or may not want to see the police.

[Zonesylvania]

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;45226230]Welp, my Testes have shot right through the top of my head, out of the house, and is probably headed for Mars as I type this.[/QUOTE]
I guess we found out how the race of giant space walnuts originated in UFO: Aftermath.

[WishesForFishes]

Once I sat on one of my nuts. I hopped onto my bike seat and I just happened to do it at a very wrong angle. I'm not a skinny kid either.
The pain.

[Maxumym]

When I was around 2 or 3 years old I fell onto a rail of a bed with my nuts.
It hurt like fuck, I had to be operated.

[NothingAteMyCat]

Ooh. Testicle stories?

I remember one time in my elementary school I was playing football during recess. It was a tense match and I was the goalie of my team. All of a sudden, my friend comes over and starts talking to me, and I'm like "fuck off dude not now" but he continues because he saw I was irritated so in the excitement of it all I grabbed both his arms, pulled him towards me and straight up kneed him in the balls.

But I digress. It's good that the mother lost custody as well as the right to see her son.

[holon]

Texas...

[TheAlkaline]

[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;45224980]

Yes he drinks and gets mad easily[/QUOTE]

I feel your pain man. Mine too has drinking problems and when that happens, the whole family falls silent.

[Curls]

[QUOTE=maxumym;45226619]When I was around 2 or 3 years old I fell onto a rail of a bed with my nuts.
It hurt like fuck, I had to be operated.[/QUOTE]

[t]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=375359&dateline=1403287425[/t]

your avatar probably summerized the initial face before screaming across town

[HumanAbyss]

I've never been sacked too badly, not in a way that's a good story. But I was present to watch one of my friends get sacked in a pretty brutal way.

There was this kid(He plays on the Vancouver Giants hockey team now), general douchey guy. My friends standing around talking to one of his friends. I see this kid sneak up behind my friend, crouch down, and upper cut him in the nuts. I wasn't close enough to do anything about it, but jesus fucking christ. He uppercutted him in the balls.

[nemmises5]

Typical Vargas.

[SexualShark]

poor kid was probably singing this this afterwards

[video=youtube;lIju6xzQ_hQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIju6xzQ_hQ[/video]

[Bahamut88]

Oh god....the pain must have been excruciating. Poor kid will probably be traumatized after that, I know I would.

[Angry pepper]

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[sloppy_joes]

[QUOTE=Angry pepper;45230192][IMG]http://i1086.photobucket.com/albums/j444/angrypeppermushroom/Untitled_zpsc49d927d.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Not Florida?

[hippowombat]

Poor kid... to know that his own mother, the person who birthed him and is supposed to be his ultimate protector and teacher, tried to rip his nuts off.