Robert Jenkins Arrested for Peeing on Steaks at Walmart
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Pissing in a sea of beef?
Yeah well I didn't post this for dumb puns but because I found the story kind of funny. Or just stupid for that matter.
[QUOTE=Johnnsen;19942474]Yeah well I didn't post this for dumb puns but because I found the story kind of funny. Or just stupid for that matter.[/QUOTE]
sorry master
how would you like us to post master
I just said I didn't post this to make a pun about it. It was a response to KrAzY_nikomo saying this isn't great material for puns, which I agree with.
If you thought he was mad before, hes really [i]piss[/i]ed now!
I prefer shitting on their pork chops, myself.
This is all a misteak, this guy doesn't deserve to go to jail :(
The quality of news puns is going down...
He was just steaking his claim.
Actually you're right, that was terrible.
I guess he really liked his meat. :smug:
This man is a true hero. :patriot:
He'll probably get beefed in prison now. :q:
[QUOTE=Communist Cake;19955247]I guess he really liked his meat. :smug:[/QUOTE]
They'll like it in prison.
At least he didn't piss on the chicken.
urine is sterile. i dont really see the problem with this.
[QUOTE=ZpankR;19957755]He'll probably get beefed in prison now. :q:[/QUOTE]
He'll get T-boned.
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When the cops heard what he had done, they said to him, "Urine big trouble now, mister!"
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The manager had a cow.
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I get the feeling that we're only getting calf of the story.
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Maybe he was in an odd moood.
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I'm milking this subject for all it's worth.
I lol'd.
Yes a true crime this is.
I laughed almost all the way down this thread.
God that was great.
I love Facepunch.
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[QUOTE=Weirdo009;19938315]Gary Busey is a fag.[/QUOTE]
He was pretty good in lethal weapon, though.
[quote=Sauce](Be careful, Canton area shoppers. This being Walmart, there's a good chance they simply hosed them down and put them back on display.) [/quote]lol
I hope he doesn't get a beefy sentence.
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Because that would be terribly over done
im glad nobody came in here and just said "he pissed on the steaks"
He almost got away, until he was tackled by a security guard from his flank.
There needs to be one of those meme-pictures thats like the RAMIREZ DO EVERYTHING pics
PLAY FOOTBALL
PISS ON STEAKS
Perhaps he wanted his steak salted.
[QUOTE=Takkun10;19970153]Yes a true crime this is.[/QUOTE]
Is your avatar Tom Green?
I'm pretty sure they might taste better after he did that
R Kelly Meets Steaks, and wow what a guy.
What a player.
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