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Pictured: Former US Clown
[sp]dah-dum-tsh![/sp][/QUOTE]
He's not an American clown, he's just an intergalactic cunt.
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[QUOTE=FaythNihlus;44035986][IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/92/Prime_Minister_Tony_Abbott.jpg[/IMG]
Here you can borrow ours.[/QUOTE]
Holy fucking Christ, it's like Spitting Image became man.
Not really a surprise, they always end up thrown out an airlock
Obviously they just need to encourage them to reproduce, panda style
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[QUOTE=FaythNihlus;44035986][IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/92/Prime_Minister_Tony_Abbott.jpg[/IMG]
Here you can borrow ours.[/QUOTE]
Seriously, what the fuck, Aussies? Why do people always shoot themselves in the foot whenever they have it made?
[QUOTE=VOSK;44034985][img]http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/68066000/jpg/_68066116_68066115.jpg[/img]
He would be great at kids birthday parties.[/QUOTE]
He would probably murder and cannibalize their bodies
[i]Just like John Wayne woulda done[/i]
[quote]The United States is running out of clowns, and according to industry insiders, [b]it’s no laughing matter[/b][/quote]
Fuck off
gacy was a good man, i'm glad to see other people dropping the wool from their eyes and seeing the truth, this is truly a step forward for america
To all of you saying "We don't need clowns!" Have you ever talked to Gropey the Clown? Proof that we need circus performers.
[url]http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27266199/[/url]
[QUOTE=ThreePennyJim;44037586]Seriously, what the fuck, Aussies? Why do people always shoot themselves in the foot whenever they have it made?[/QUOTE]
Australians don't have it made. Their cost of living is dreadfully high and their parliament is a bunch of fucking imbeciles.
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;44038147]Australians don't have it made. Their cost of living is dreadfully high and their parliament is a bunch of fucking imbeciles.[/QUOTE]
You guys rank second in HDI, have a very low GINI coefficient and a completely negligible deficit... Sorry, I'm not shedding any tears.
Think you need a college education?
Think again, become a clown
[QUOTE=Trogdon;44038322]Think you need a college education?
Think again, become a clown[/QUOTE]
Or,
[IMG]http://media.screened.com/uploads/1/14483/493645-clown_college.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Aezir;44037977]To all of you saying "We don't need clowns!" Have you ever talked to Gropey the Clown? Proof that we need circus performers.
[url]http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27266199/[/url][/QUOTE]
Gropey is a treasure trove of stories. Gotta love 'im.
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;44038147]Australians don't have it made. Their cost of living is dreadfully high [B]and their parliament is a bunch of fucking imbeciles.[/B][/QUOTE]
Couldn't say this better myself, our parliament is a fucking joke, take a look at this
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvjwnRQAeoU[/media]
Hire this mob for kids parties
[QUOTE=FaythNihlus;44035986][IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/92/Prime_Minister_Tony_Abbott.jpg[/IMG]
Here you can borrow ours.[/QUOTE]
Jesus fuck what the hell is wrong with his face?
It looks like burnt leather and slithery at the same time.
Clowns are terrifying.
Especially when they get into politics.
Doesn't the US have an excessive amount of tanks?
Start funding the creation of artificial intelligence and use the tanks as clowns.
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You could make a blast of a party
[QUOTE=gokiyono;44039543]Doesn't the US have an excessive amount of tanks?
Start funding the creation of artificial intelligence and use the tanks as clowns.
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You could make a blast of a party[/QUOTE]
Not enough tanks, there's always room for more, I say 1 tank per household.
[QUOTE=Appellation;44037474]Obviously they just need to encourage them to reproduce, panda style
[IMG]http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/img/movie-reviews/jackhammer-massacre/img01.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
For anyone horrified or interested enough to know what the fuck this shit is, [url=http://www.somethingawful.com/horrors-of-porn/clown-porn/]something awful gracefully did an article about it. and it's as horrifying as you can imagine.[/url]
Not that I have anything against clowns, but [B]Jesus Christ.[/B]
A taste:
[quote]You are forced to picture the loathsome carnie den in which the sweating, wheezing, and grease-smeared clowns would slide this DVD into their off-brand player and sit down on a battered cot. With bulging bloodshot eyes they would stare intently, slavering and growing hideously turgid as they see fresh-faced young women defiled by the plunging meaty truncheons of their kin. With a groan and a bite on their lolling tongue the creatures would achieve their criminal pleasure and, at that final terrible moment, you can imagine the sound like crushing a blood-heavy flea between your thumbnails.[/quote]
This whole clown thing is super retarded honestly. But that's what I can say about the US tho.
and then the HOP opened all of the clown slots
Clowns are like a relic from the old days, and in the 40's or so, they'd not wear make up. Remember the 3 stooges? or Abbot and Costello? They were the same thing as clowns, just without the stupid white faces. They basically evolved into what are now modern day Comedians
Traditional clowns are cheesy and scary anyway, it's no wonder they're dying off
As someone that is afraid of the fuckers, I say good thing.
I like clowns. Like circus ones, I feel bad for them with all the hate they get, they're just overly joyful people trying to make others laugh.
[QUOTE=Drsalvador;44040126]For anyone horrified or interested enough to know what the fuck this shit is, [url=http://www.somethingawful.com/horrors-of-porn/clown-porn/]something awful gracefully did an article about it. and it's as horrifying as you can imagine.[/url]
Not that I have anything against clowns, but [B]Jesus Christ.[/B]
A taste:[/QUOTE]
I read a bunch of his reviews...right up to...and including...SWAP.avi. Why...why...
[QUOTE=zombini;44035030]Good, clowns freak me the fuck out.[/QUOTE]
i fucking hate clowns they scare the shit out of me... :rolleyes:
The Mahanahans can help with that
[video=youtube;MAU_Ez84l4c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAU_Ez84l4c[/video]
We need more of these types of clowns:
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Oh boy
[QUOTE=Dr.Critic;44034862][url]http://newsfeed.time.com/2014/02/18/nation-facing-dangerous-clown-shortage-trade-groups-warns/[/url]
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Pictured: Various clowns.[/QUOTE]
2/10 these clowns are scabs stealing union jobs
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honestly i think the difference is there are a million comedians today instead of clowns
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