Cadbury launches investigation after customer makes grim discovery (trigger warning: severe chocolat - Polidicks

[QUOTE=MuffinZerg;43701519]Imagine opening a pack and having bees fly all over you.[/QUOTE] Remember the little boxes of raisins schools and parents would give you when you were a kid? One time my buddy opened one up, tilted his head back, and emptied the thing into his mouth only to bite down and realize the entire pack of raisins was COATED in maggots. The fun part was watching him projectile vomit across the table on several other students.

What's worse than finding a wasp in your chocolate bar? Finding half a wasp. Ba dum tsk. I'll see myself out.

[QUOTE=Aetna;43704486]Remember the little boxes of raisins schools and parents would give you when you were a kid? One time my buddy opened one up, tilted his head back, and emptied the thing into his mouth only to bite down and realize the entire pack of raisins was COATED in maggots. The fun part was watching him projectile vomit across the table on several other students.[/QUOTE] aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA

There is no god. There is no hope.

[QUOTE=Aetna;43704486]Remember the little boxes of raisins schools and parents would give you when you were a kid? One time my buddy opened one up, tilted his head back, and emptied the thing into his mouth only to bite down and realize the entire pack of raisins was COATED in maggots. The fun part was watching him projectile vomit across the table on several other students.[/QUOTE] I remember you telling this story in another thread I think

[QUOTE=draugur;43701569]I hope they send him a free chocolate bar to replace the ruined one he bought.[/QUOTE] Knowing Cadbury he'll probably get a lifetime supply of chocolate

This sounds like a job for DOCTOR BEES

Pff, wasp, big deal. I would break off the pieces it was in and eat the rest. "Chocolatey trauma" made me expect human finger or eye or something.

[QUOTE=Trumple;43704822]Knowing Cadbury he'll probably get a lifetime supply of chocolate[/QUOTE] The hell, when I complained to Fox's about something being contaminated with maggot eggs I got a £5 cheque.

Incredibly revolting, but stuff like this happens from time to time.

Just think about the amount of times stuff like this happens unnoticed

I found a wasp in a slice of Waitrose chocolate cake once. Chewed on a mouthful, no issues, then I felt something strangely elastic, so wondering what was up with that I retrieved it from my mouth to find half a dead wasp in my fingers, and the other half still in the cake. Never bought another chocolate cake from Waitrose ever again.

[QUOTE=Lambda 217;43702697]what are you talking about jelly popping candy shells is the greatest [t]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mRRqhOaR8Jk/UWrObbhtE-I/AAAAAAAACg4/qfdYIDaChhU/s1600/cadbury%2Bdairy%2Bmilk%2Bmarvellous%2Bcreations%2Bjelly%2Bpopping%2Bcandy%2Bshells.tif[/t] ...i'm not fat![/QUOTE] That bar is so good! I love the texture of the jellybeans in the chocolate. Not fond of popping candy though to be honest. Finding a wasp in my chocolate (or worse, in my chocolate CAKE!) would traumatise me, I absolutely hate wasps.

Eh not that big of a deal, it probably happens more than people think. I would hate for it to happen though...

I wouldn't feel that bad if it were a crunchie bar. It can then be assumed it got confused.

This ain't nothing, compared to the law suits Wonka gets.

The worst I've gotten is a gnat smushed in between my Clearasil acne ointment pads. That was gross, but I suppose judging by this thread it could definitely be worse.

I remember one time when I was very young I got some strawberry poptarts and found a tiny piece of metal embedded in the frosting, about the same size as tic-tac, and shaped like it, too. For some reason, I decided to leave it in there and eat the poptart anyway. When I got to that piece it made the worst sound ever when I bit down on it. I coulda been so rich.

I remember my mother once found a shard of motherfucking ceramic in an onion bhaji.

Well they did get taken over by an american company

Mmm mmm, Cadbury's new Waspa Bar is bound to be one hell of a kick in the confectionary nest.

My condolences to wasp. RIP wasp.

[img]http://hotlix.com/candy/image/cache/data/blueberry_cricket_sucker_cropped-500x500.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;43715029][img]http://hotlix.com/candy/image/cache/data/blueberry_cricket_sucker_cropped-500x500.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Not gonna lie - the scorpion pops are surprisingly tasty.

[QUOTE=Lambda 217;43702697]what are you talking about jelly popping candy shells is the greatest [t]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mRRqhOaR8Jk/UWrObbhtE-I/AAAAAAAACg4/qfdYIDaChhU/s1600/cadbury%2Bdairy%2Bmilk%2Bmarvellous%2Bcreations%2Bjelly%2Bpopping%2Bcandy%2Bshells.tif[/t] ...i'm not fat![/QUOTE] I'd actually really love it if it wasn't for the jelly. The actual quality of them is fucking atrocious and the result is it being really gross.

Unbeelievable.

[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;43715089]I'd actually really love it if it wasn't for the jelly. The actual quality of them is fucking atrocious and the result is it being really gross.[/QUOTE] I agree, all they need t do is take out that shitty jelly and so much more people would buy them. also, my friend once found a staple in his can of tuna.

[QUOTE=lapsus_;43705158]Incredibly revolting, but stuff like this happens from time to time.[/QUOTE] Ha, this is nothing. I've seen stories where people have found things like battered chicken heads, fingers, etc. One guy found a dead mouse baked into his loaf of bread.

[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;43715089]I'd actually really love it if it wasn't for the jelly. The actual quality of them is fucking atrocious and the result is it being really gross.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Hogie bear;43715130]I agree, all they need t do is take out that shitty jelly and so much more people would buy them. also, my friend once found a staple in his can of tuna.[/QUOTE] The jelly is the only reason I don't like them, otherwise I'd buy loads.

I once bought a pack of nuts and dry fruit and found a live fly inside. I closed the pack, ran to the kitchen and drowned the fucking fly together with all the contents (the fly was rather big and brown so I got kinda scared there). Finding something alien in your food when you're already eating it is as mentally scarring as 10 holocausts imo.