BREAKING: Snooki in labor. Prepares for birth of Guido Messiah.
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I'm imagining the Woodland Critter Christmas episode of SouthPark.
HAIL SATAN! =D
that baby will probably walk out
The kids like 5 months premature? Well tha's gonna suck pretty hard.
But really who gives a fuck.
Guidus Christ!
Finally, our centuries-long breeding program will produce the Guisatz Haderach!
[QUOTE=RichyZ;37411816]watch her throw away the baby in a dumpster
then he resurfaces 20 years later as a new carl sagan[/QUOTE]
Or a new Bono.
Omg I luv Snooki! I thnk shes a rlly great person and SUPER funny! I <3 jersey shore and I thnk her bb is lucky 2 hav a mom lyk her!!!
[QUOTE=oranges283;37411855]Omg I luv Snooki! I thnk shes a rlly great person and SUPER funny! I <3 jersey shore and I thnk her bb is lucky 2 hav a mom lyk her!!![/QUOTE]
Oh gosh, god please get a dictionary your almost like Snooki!
[QUOTE=Metashotzo;37411725]In all seriousness, I honestly hope the baby turns out okay. It was expected in December, it's probably gonna have some kind of defect. [B]And no, I don't mean being a Guido. :v:[/B][/QUOTE]
Can fetal acohol syndrome be a defect that doesn't count too? Because we all know it's going to have that.
[QUOTE=Forumaster;37411849]Or a new Bono.[/QUOTE]
But didn't the Queen make it illegal to be Bono in public?
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;37410611]I know Facepunch isn't known much for intelligence but every thread that relates to that horrible show just brings the whole site's overall IQ deeper into the negatives.[/QUOTE]
it's not like we actually like it, it's a joke
The baby is gonna come out drunker than her. I mourn for the soul destined to be put into that thing...
We traded Neil Armstrong for this? No deal God, no deal.
[QUOTE=The Aussie;37412547]We traded Neil Armstrong for this? No deal God, no deal.[/QUOTE]
I sure as hell hope that this isn't what Neil is being reincarnated as. If it is so, godspeed Neil.
So this is how the 2012 apocalypse will play out
I thought all the spray tan and hair gel would've made her sterile by now
I won't be suprised if it's a miscarriage.
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;37412647]I won't be suprised if it's a miscarriage.[/QUOTE]
Seems like it's something like 5 months premature so I really wouldn't be surprised if the kid doesn't survive.
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;37412647]I won't be suprised if it's a miscarriage.[/QUOTE]
Either that or serious birth defects making the kid dead after a period of time.
The messiah has been born and his name is Lorenzo Dominic LaValle
I SHARE A BIRTHDAY WITH THIS
WHAT
nooooo
not this
i haven't even been able to prepare for this
why now
[QUOTE=Gordon Frohm;37414692][url]https://twitter.com/snooki/status/239701386604974082[/url][/QUOTE]
[quote]I had my little man last night, healthy at 6lbs![/quote]
The beginning of the end.
One of many I bet...
Wait, so was it born on time or was it 5 months premature? I'm confused.
6 lbs sounds sort of normal, if on the lighter side.
Spoiler alert: The baby is a nectarine.
Heard it here first people.
[QUOTE=Reds;37410640]what fucking ever who gives a shit[/QUOTE]
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this morning on the news the reporter talked about this
immediately after discussing a massacre in syria
didn't even change his expression
i mean massacres happen all the time but this is [I]snooki having a kid![/I]
it's a momentous, world-changing event that will affect thousands of people, and it deserves its own dedicated coverage.
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