• BREAKING: Snooki in labor. Prepares for birth of Guido Messiah.
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Her vagina is probably so loose, that the baby will just fall out without her even noticing..
[QUOTE=Kendra;37414414]I SHARE A BIRTHDAY WITH THIS WHAT[/QUOTE] Now I know how lucky I am to have my birthday the day before this baby is born
[QUOTE=TMBGFan;37414960]this morning on the news the reporter talked about this immediately after discussing a massacre in syria didn't even change his expression i mean massacres happen all the time but this is [I]snooki having a kid![/I] it's a momentous, world-changing event that will affect thousands of people, and it deserves its own dedicated coverage.[/QUOTE] Snooki's child will inspire the Syrian rebels to fight harder so they too can have mind numbing reality TV.
[QUOTE=fish puncher;37410579]it.[/QUOTE] My sides oh god.
That baby is going to be fucked up. There's no doubt she didn't cut back on the alcohol.
[QUOTE=Goodthief;37412607]I sure as hell hope that this isn't what Neil is being reincarnated as. If it is so, godspeed Neil.[/QUOTE] It'd be funny as fuck if this child became a theoretical physicist or something of the sort, 'CHILD OF PAST REALITY STAR HAS FOUND THE KEY TO COLD FUSION, THE IMPOSSIBLE HAS BEEN DONE'
Poor kid
I know psychologically this is messed up, but i couldn't give a fuck if it was born prematurely and has a risk of dying. So little fuck has been given about this particular life being brought into this world.
I know FP isn't exactly a big fan of Snooki and all that other dumb shit But it's still pretty fucked how you're reacting to it Especially: [QUOTE=megafat;37416353]I know psychologically this is messed up, but i couldn't give a fuck if it was born prematurely and has a risk of dying.[/QUOTE] Alright, you all don't care about Snooki having a baby. You sure to seem to be giving it a lot of attention.
[QUOTE=megafat;37416353]I know psychologically this is messed up, but i couldn't give a fuck if it was born prematurely and has a risk of dying. So little fuck has been given about this particular life being brought into this world.[/QUOTE] You obviously care enough to want a baby dead. That's a little weird mate.
Baby is probably born with syphilis and herpes and is badly deformed due to massive amounts of alcohol. Also has the IQ of a milk carton.
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;37412647]I won't be suprised if it's a miscarriage.[/QUOTE] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/cad-20080602-358b1.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Goodthief;37412607]I sure as hell hope that this isn't what Neil is being reincarnated as. If it is so, godspeed Neil.[/QUOTE] You're looking at it wrong, Guidos'll throw all their cash away when their messiah is telling them to put money into the space program.
Wow this is completely new to me, I always thought her species laid eggs
I thought of the Omen when I realized the last name would be "Dominic !" [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b4WaiX4A_Q[/media] or so says snookie's twitter
Baby's not gonna make it out of the NICU.
I really feel bad for the kid. Please God don't grow up to be like one of those people on Jersey Shore. If Snooki really wants to be a good mom, she'll make sure he doesn't grow up to follow in her footsteps. But knowing her, she'll probably be getting the little guy gold jewelry and spray tan before he's hit the age of 1.
[QUOTE=Pierrewithahat;37412679]Seems like it's something like 5 months premature so I really wouldn't be surprised if the kid doesn't survive.[/QUOTE] 5 months? You mean weeks?
Guido Messiah is an awesome name for a superhero. His arch nemesis would be Porcelainwoman.
[QUOTE=Pierrewithahat;37412679]Seems like it's something like 5 months premature so I really wouldn't be surprised if the kid doesn't survive.[/QUOTE] wait the baby was 6 pounds, that seems pretty healthy to me. I think someone needs to go onto the Maury show.
[QUOTE=IdiotStorm;37417135][img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/cad-20080602-358b1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Look at those faces... They look retarded as all fucks.
what if Snooki's child turns out to be one of the most influential people of our time, he gets an excellent education and becomes a scientific genius JUST to spite his mother? I mean it's way more optimistic than knowing he's going to be some tan drugsaddled whore, but whatever.
I bet her vagina smelled like Hollister cologne.
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