[QUOTE=Jitterz;43915957]That's a nice camera for a homemade sex tape.[/QUOTE]
You got to be filming 4k before you stop being an amateur
[QUOTE=supersnail11;43913850]You have to find the hidden gems.[/QUOTE]
coughdirewolfcoughcough
One day I was looking at my crushes phone after I had finally built up the courage to talk to her in high school and we started getting along well; I had tried to look up a video to show her on her phone.
Much to my dismay, I was greeted firstly by the wonderful google search of "woman dominating men's ballsacks". I attempted to exit this thought by closing the tab on her browser, but with that choice came grave consequences. The video on the page I was directed to after closing the prior tab started playing a video of a woman donning a gasmask and latex suit shitting like a dive bomber in ww2 right into a urinal.
Somehow the volume on her phone wasn't on so I made this discovery without really alerting her, to this day I'll never know if she saw the grimace I made.
I'm not sure if my last words of "I've gotta take a dump" was the right thing to say to her.
why did I remember this...
[QUOTE=itisjuly;43913304]Don't forget the pig squeals[/QUOTE]
And face licking.
[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;43916354]One day I was looking at my crushes phone after I had finally built up the courage to talk to her in high school and we started getting along well; I had tried to look up a video to show her on her phone.
Much to my dismay, I was greeted firstly by the wonderful google search of "woman dominating men's ballsacks". I attempted to exit this thought by closing the tab on her browser, but with that choice came grave consequences. The video on the page I was directed to after closing the prior tab started playing a video of a woman donning a gasmask and latex suit shitting like a dive bomber in ww2 right into a urinal.
Somehow the volume on her phone wasn't on so I made this discovery without really alerting her, to this day I'll never know if she saw the grimace I made.
I'm not sure if my last words of "I've gotta take a dump" was the right thing to say to her.
why did I remember this...[/QUOTE]
If you still pursued that, you're dumber than I am/was,[I][U][B] and I'm pretty fucking stupid[/B][/U][/I]
[QUOTE=Appellation;43916417]If you still pursued that, you're dumber than I am/was,[I][U][B] and I'm pretty fucking stupid[/B][/U][/I][/QUOTE]
Trust me; I think my brain made the choice for me with my last words
[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;43916456]Trust me; I think my brain made the choice for me with my last words[/QUOTE]
Suddenly scat fetish
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;43911183]Reminds me of the time I told a friend to check out rule34.paheal.net expecting to troll her and she actually enjoyed the fuck out of the website.[/QUOTE]
Your friend sounds pretty cool. Then again it's Rule 34, but on the other hand any woman who likes porn is still awesome in my book.
[QUOTE=itisjuly;43913304]Don't forget the pig squeals[/QUOTE]
It's at least better than the Western standard of moaning men and women shrieking like banshees.
I have a lesbian friend who I share hentai with, we have the same tastes pretty much
I think it's really funny when people are surprised that women look up porn and masturbate.
Like, some of my [I]high school senior[/I] friends were fucking shocked after I told a story abut how one of my female friends quit playing some game with me to get her rocks off. One of them literally said "What? Girls can't masturbate!"
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;43916809]I think it's really funny when people are surprised that women look up porn and masturbate.
Like, some of my [I]high school senior[/I] friends were fucking shocked after I told a story abut how one of my female friends quit playing some game with me to get her rocks off. One of them literally said "What? Girls can't masturbate!"[/QUOTE]
If everyone didn't enjoy sex there wouldn't be 7 billion of us. People who don't think women like sex are weird.
[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;43916850]If everyone didn't enjoy sex there wouldn't be 7 billion of us. People who don't think women like sex are weird.[/QUOTE]
Culturally young girls tend to be socialized differently, with an emphasis on communicating (rather than sports fighting etc) so they tend to know better about what to keep to themselves/close friends/lie about. They're even usually better at lying consistently (girls who grew up as tomboys provide a sharp contrast.
Tl; dr, guys are idiots who talk too much about wanking
people seem to like, assume that no women in the universe enjoys doing porn and that just isn't true
[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;43916850]If everyone didn't enjoy sex there wouldn't be 7 billion of us. People who don't think women like sex are weird.[/QUOTE]
I don't doubt it, although I think one of the factors in that viewpoint is tied into the days back when net lads were all like "there's no girls on the internet", which is pretty much a moot point nowadays since there are a lot of women on the internet, especially since the internet has become even more prominent and mainstream than it was over a decade ago.
Regardless, women may be wired a bit differently, but many of their cables are pretty much the same as ours. They still experience the same dopamine rushes and pleasure waves as men, even though the male orgasm is probably more localized and "single-shot" than the female potential for multiple orgasms. I think the reason for that is because men have a limited amount of seeds to sow, whereas ladies keep the fields in which seeds are sown for new life to grow.
And words like that are why I'll probably never get a girl.
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;43916809]I think it's really funny when people are surprised that women look up porn and masturbate.
Like, some of my [I]high school senior[/I] friends were fucking shocked after I told a story abut how one of my female friends quit playing some game with me to get her rocks off. One of them literally said [B]"What? Girls can't masturbate!"[/B][/QUOTE]
Ok this is something you should stop hearing at 6-7th grade max.
yeah my sis uploaded this one last week mmmmmmmmmmmmm
[img]http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/corn-4.jpg[/img]
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woops misread title
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ah who am I fucking. I didn't misread that shit
[img]http://www.mealsonwheelswest.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/corn.jpg[/img]
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[img]http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2012/08/16/corn_wide-1762a1ab742f5f397e22b7f2b7fc96616b7c4ec3-s6-c30.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Appellation;43916907]Culturally young girls tend to be socialized differently, with an emphasis on communicating (rather than sports fighting etc) so they tend to know better about what to keep to themselves/close friends/lie about. They're even usually better at lying consistently (girls who grew up as tomboys provide a sharp contrast.
Tl; dr, guys are idiots who talk too much about wanking[/QUOTE]
What's so unintelligent about talking about sex and masturbation?
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;43917993]What's so unintelligent about talking about sex and masturbation?[/QUOTE]
It all comes down to context and company.
[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;43916850]If everyone didn't enjoy sex there wouldn't be 7 billion of us. People who don't think women like sex are weird.[/QUOTE]
It was less than a year ago that I finally discovered that women have the capacity to enjoy sex, just not with me.
[QUOTE=Gumbo;43917353]yeah my sis uploaded this one last week mmmmmmmmmmmmm
[img]http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/corn-4.jpg[/img]
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woops misread title
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ah who am I fucking. I didn't misread that shit
[img]http://www.mealsonwheelswest.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/corn.jpg[/img]
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[img]http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2012/08/16/corn_wide-1762a1ab742f5f397e22b7f2b7fc96616b7c4ec3-s6-c30.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
w... what just happened.
[QUOTE=Tmaxx;43918161]w... what just happened.[/QUOTE]
[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KTB3t1t7dk]he just went dr. weird on us[/url]
my friend shows me porn she makes of herself and i get very uncomfortable
I could probably understand that if you want to stay friends.
Also Gumbo's joke was unbelievably corny.
I had a great time reading this thread
[QUOTE=Tmaxx;43913283]i too like badly pixellated, hairy gentalia.[/QUOTE]
Pixellated, yeah I get the issue with, but hairy? What's wrong with nature?
[QUOTE=Judas;43916920]people seem to like, assume that no women in the universe enjoys doing porn and that just isn't true[/QUOTE]
I slightly disagree with that. Yes, I'm sure that there are plenty of women in porn who are exhibitionists, and they just happen to be able to make money doing something they enjoy anyways.
However, I think men(mostly) are kidding themselves by creating this fantasy that this women is doing this porn scene because she's a sex freak who is turned on by the idea that a bunch of dudes are jacking off while they watch this.
It's her work, her job. If there was no money in it she'd be doing something else. This applies to 'porn stars' of course.
Now, amateur is different. There is money in it but not enough to make women crank out video after video like the porn stars do. This is why the amateur stuff is more appealing to a lot of people, it's not so obviously fake. There's nothing more of a mood killer, imo, than a porn star who looks totally bored while she's getting drilled. You don't see that with amateurs.
I also think a lot of people who assume women have no interest in porn are projecting. Ask yourself, what father wants to think that his daughter, sweet innocent Susie or Lakeesha, spends her time fingering herself like a maniac sitting at her computer? What implication does that have on her likelihood to be sexually active and maybe get pregnant? So he blocks that out by pretending girls don't have that kind of interest in sex- problem solved! Parents don't care if their sons do it as long as it's not gay porn. There ARE parents who will say "At least he's not gay" if their son ever gets caught in some compromising sex situation with a female involved. They won't say "At least she's not gay" if their daughter gets caught with a guy though.
[QUOTE=geogzm;43920257]my friend shows me porn she makes of herself and i get very uncomfortable[/QUOTE]
she clearly wants you to fuck her, are you missing this?
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[QUOTE=Jeep-Eep;43923787]Pixellated, yeah I get the issue with, but hairy? What's wrong with nature?[/QUOTE]
it was a joke. I like hair.
[QUOTE=Gumbo;43917353]yeah my sis uploaded this one last week mmmmmmmmmmmmm
[img]http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/corn-4.jpg[/img]
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woops misread title
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ah who am I fucking. I didn't misread that shit
[img]http://www.mealsonwheelswest.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/corn.jpg[/img]
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[img]http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2012/08/16/corn_wide-1762a1ab742f5f397e22b7f2b7fc96616b7c4ec3-s6-c30.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Back in my day we didn't have the pornography or the hentai. We only had husks of corn..
Is homegrown videos a good free porn site ? I love amateur porn man, and I need an alternative to submityourflicks
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