Powerball Jackpot Reaches $1.5 Billion, Largest Lottery in U.S. History - Polidicks

welp, my boss is grabbing the office a bunch of tickets for it because why the fuck not. maybe we'll win

REMEMBER: If you are in on a pool, MAKE SURE YOUR NAME IS ALSO ON THE BACK OF THE TICKET! Otherwise, the person who's name is on it can claim it all and you legally can't do jack shit.

[QUOTE=dai;49516279]if I win I'll buy the person who needs an F-150 the most a smartcar[/QUOTE] I'd drive those small smart cars over my shitty honda any day. After I put on those fake nerd glasses of course.

[QUOTE=The freeman;49516626]Hey man, if you need some tiny vehicle to drive around construction sites but also head onto the highway, a smart car probably fits that bill.[/QUOTE] Or, and hear me out here, I can use a bigass truck to haul materials and a bigass trailer with more materials and also workers to the jobsite, and still get 30+ mpg on the highway when I'm not hauling shit. Diesel engines are very fuel efficient. [editline]12th January 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=HumanAbyss;49516656]welp, my boss is grabbing the office a bunch of tickets for it because why the fuck not. maybe we'll win[/QUOTE] Buy some separate tickets just in case. It'd be nice to win 1/100th of the pot It'd be even nicer to win 100/100th of it

[QUOTE=Abaddabadon;49516731]I'd drive those small smart cars over my shitty honda any day. After I put on those fake nerd glasses of course.[/QUOTE] Shitty Honda? Honda has won numerous awards for reliability...

and also buy a ford f150

[QUOTE=mastfire;49517079]and also buy a ford f150[/QUOTE] Fuck that if you win the lotto buy an F350 or an HD3500 Go big or go home

[QUOTE=mastfire;49517079]and also buy a ford f150[/QUOTE] Why buy an economy car/truck if you're filthy fucking rich?

On that subject, if I ever win the lottery, I plan to approach Chevrolet and see if I can persuade them to custom-build me a [url=http://www.dieseltruckresource.com/forums/attachments/2nd-gen-dodge-ram-no-drivetrain-90/36090d1303505283-i-started-my-6x6-project-dodge-t-rex.jpg]Dodge T-Rex[/url] on an HD3500 base with one of their V10 diesels.

[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;49517152]On that subject, if I ever win the lottery, I plan to approach Chevrolet and see if I can persuade them to custom-build me a [url=http://www.dieseltruckresource.com/forums/attachments/2nd-gen-dodge-ram-no-drivetrain-90/36090d1303505283-i-started-my-6x6-project-dodge-t-rex.jpg]Dodge T-Rex[/url] on an HD3500 base with one of their V10 diesels.[/QUOTE] let's commission tesla to build an equivalent

[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;49517144]Fuck that if you win the lotto buy an F350 or an HD3500 Go big or go home[/QUOTE] fuuuuck that go buy an F-750. :vs:

Paid my stupid tax and got 5 tickets.

[QUOTE=dai;49517739]let's commission tesla to build an equivalent[/QUOTE] Stop trying to tell me how to spend my imaginary money, damnit. [editline]12th January 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=LtKyle2;49517814]fuuuuck that go buy an F-750. :vs:[/QUOTE] [t]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YNl3TTURfys/maxresdefault.jpg[/t] I mean it's pretty damn sexy.

[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;49517858]Stop trying to tell me how to spend my imaginary money, damnit. [editline]12th January 2016[/editline] [t]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YNl3TTURfys/maxresdefault.jpg[/t] I mean it's pretty damn sexy.[/QUOTE] [t]http://image.trucktrend.com/f/32206881+w660+h495+cr1/0803_8l_01_%2B2007_ford_f750%2Bleft_side_view.jpg[/t] [t]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/68/a3/4f/68a34fde4b5fbeeab9293ed7a4544c00.jpg[/t] Perfect way to shout out "I won the powerball!" in my area.

[QUOTE=LtKyle2;49517897][t]http://image.trucktrend.com/f/32206881+w660+h495+cr1/0803_8l_01_%2B2007_ford_f750%2Bleft_side_view.jpg[/t] [t]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/68/a3/4f/68a34fde4b5fbeeab9293ed7a4544c00.jpg[/t] Perfect way to shout out "I won the powerball!" in my area.[/QUOTE] No, a new lambo is the perfect way to shout "I won the powerball" Plenty of companies use F-650/750's. Just put a toolbox in it lol

[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;49517963]No, a new lambo is the perfect way to shout "I won the powerball" Plenty of companies use F-650/750's. Just put a toolbox in it lol[/QUOTE] New Pagani is a better way to gloat.

[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;49517963]No, a new lambo is the perfect way to shout "I won the powerball" Plenty of companies use F-650/750's. Just put a toolbox in it lol[/QUOTE] Lambo, pfft. I'd rather buy a tank.

[QUOTE=LtKyle2;49517985]Lambo, pfft. I'd rather buy a tank.[/QUOTE] Buy both

Why don't you just buy a Ferrari LaFerrari or a Mclaren P1, perfect bragging car. edit: TBH you could buy probably all of the cars mentioned on this page without it even scratching 1% of the money you'd get from this lottery, its ridiculous.

Even my wildest dreams don't scratch 8% of the jackpot.

[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;49503504]Go shit on someone elses' dreams. You can sell excess electricity back into the grid so I could make money that way. I'd also make money selling fruit/veg/milk/beef/eggs/chicken from my farming/ranching. And obviously the other $350,000,000 of that is going into some sort of interest bearing account so I can make more money Jesus Kyle [editline]10th January 2016[/editline] The jackpot is almost $500m. Who the hell said anything about $50m total? Go away Kyle Cartman was right, you're the worst :v:[/QUOTE] The people I quoted were talking about even 50m being enough, dummy

on the off chance that i do actually win this shit, i'd get a vw golf r

[QUOTE=Kylel999;49518238]The people I quoted were talking about even 50m being enough, dummy[/QUOTE] The people you quoted were me and I was saying that I couldn't fathom spending this much money because my wildest dreams don't even come close to $50m. So you're the dummy here, dummy. [editline]12th January 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=God of Ashes;49518242]on the off chance that i do actually win this shit, i'd get a vw golf r[/QUOTE] [i]why[/i]

I never shit on anyone's dreams, just saying I personally think putting more of it into something that will return money would be a smarter idea in the long run. Fruit and vegetables aren't very profitable. Look at 50 cent. The dude was making money, wasn't even handed it all at once, and still couldn't keep up with his lifestyle. I think that would hit somebody a lot harder when you acquire a lot of money at once rather than making a lot of money over time

If I won, I'd get imported steaks, a different cut for every day of the week And also pay off college, I guess

Personally I'd get something luxurious like a range rover or something but not something that's gonna cost 10 grand to take to the shop like a McLaren or a Rolls or something. Then again I don't know anything, I'd have a team of financial advisors helping me before I did anything anyway

[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;49518259] [i]why[/i][/QUOTE] Golfs are great cars man, they last forever.

I'd get a Nissan Cube, put an engine on the level of a lamborghini in it, twin turbo said engine, get grippy as fuck tires, put a tall as fuck spoiler that doesn't do anything on it, put LEDs and underlighting everywhere, and put a [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW6B3q1I9A0]holographic vinyl[/url] over it for max hot wheels effect, and then I'd become the most retarded Japanese underworld street race king.

I'd get an F-150 till I had a house to park my Teslas, F-Type, and Vanquish.

[QUOTE=God of Ashes;49518242]on the off chance that i do actually win this shit, i'd get a vw golf r[/QUOTE] If you do that, make sure to take the lump sum instead of having it paid out over a long period of time. Otherwise your water pump replacements will out-pace your lottery earnings and you might end up in the red.