NOPE: Razors found at Regina public pool waterslide - Polidicks

no stop thinking about it brain

[QUOTE=Pierrewithahat;37356747]To be fair I don't think clothes are gonna do much to impede a razor blade at those speeds. It would probably just sever your gonads and you'd never have kids.[/QUOTE] JUST!?

[QUOTE=NeonpieDFTBA;37356771]JUST!?[/QUOTE] Well there would be a lot of blood, probably spunk floating around in the pool with your freshly severed testes and more tears than have ever been shed by a man before, but yeah it would be fucking awful.

Well, my summers are forever ruined.

Do you know what I think the worst bit is? It's not [i]just[/i] your meat and two veg that are gonna get ripped to shreds, your feet will hit the blades first, then they're gonna dig into your legs, cutting muscle and tendons and you're gonna instinctively dig your heels in to try and slow down and you'll just make it worse. Then the blades are gonna go to work on your arse and your wedding tackle. Sweet dreams guys.

[QUOTE=Solo Wing;37356617]You know those cheese graters? Well, instead of cheese, use a child.[/QUOTE] WHOA. NO. NOPE NOPE. NOPE.

[QUOTE=Pierrewithahat;37356933]Do you know what I think the worst bit is? It's not [i]just[/i] your meat and two veg that are gonna get ripped to shreds, your feet will hit the blades first, then they're gonna dig into your legs, cutting muscle and tendons and you're gonna instinctively dig your heels in to try and slow down and you'll just make it worse. Then the blades are gonna go to work on your arse and your wedding tackle. Sweet dreams guys.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc364/kalskirata1/emot-froggonk.gif[/IMG]Please no more!

i live in Regina, and thats a terrible fear of mine :c

And my balls cried out in pain. I'm never going on a water slide again.

[QUOTE=Pierrewithahat;37356933]Do you know what I think the worst bit is? It's not [i]just[/i] your meat and two veg that are gonna get ripped to shreds, your feet will hit the blades first, then they're gonna dig into your legs, cutting muscle and tendons and you're gonna instinctively dig your heels in to try and slow down and you'll just make it worse. Then the blades are gonna go to work on your arse and your wedding tackle. Sweet dreams guys.[/QUOTE] Actually, at least I, if I noticed it on time, would lift myself onto feet and hands, and if I had even more time, I would turn so I would be sliding feet first, face down, on all fours, spreading limbs. That way you could avoid it altogether.

[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;37357059]Actually, at least I, if I noticed it on time, would lift myself onto feet and hands, and if I had even more time, I would turn so I would be sliding feet first, face down, on all fours, spreading limbs. That way you could avoid it altogether.[/QUOTE] In what world do you live in where going balls to the slide, stops your giblets from getting the big ugly axe?

Guys, is it the wrong time to mention that some dickface once left needles (not the medical kind) at the floor of the local swimming pool? Those things hurt like hell when stepping on them, never went to that swimming pool afterwards.

This is all [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1203589&p=37121437&viewfull=1#post37121437]||'s fault![/url] They're the one who came up with it! In fact, the culprit is probably a Facepuncher! The culprit [I]is reading the thread [B]right now![/B][/I]

[QUOTE=Last or First;37357178]This is all [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1203589&p=37121437&viewfull=1#post37121437]||'s fault![/url] They're the one who came up with it! In fact, the culprit is probably a Facepuncher! The culprit [I]is reading the thread [B]right now![/B][/I][/QUOTE] Exactly what I was thinking of.

Were they feather blades? They cut so nice, sharpest razor blades on the market. I don't think you would even initially feel them if you slid past them, they'd be that sharp. [img]http://www.shavingstuff.com/pictures/featherDEblades.JPG[/img] oh wait, this isn't the wetshaving thread?

[QUOTE=DMGaina;37356643]It was a very common "prank" in germany in the 80s[/QUOTE] east or west germany? This is the first time I'm hearing about it.

[QUOTE=Lamar;37357232]Were they feather blades? They cut so nice, sharpest razor blades on the market. I don't think you would even initially feel them if you slid past them, they'd be that sharp. [img]http://www.shavingstuff.com/pictures/featherDEblades.JPG[/img] oh wait, this isn't the wetshaving thread?[/QUOTE] Listen, I know that you were just hired, and you're trying your best to sell your product, but this isn't exactly the best thread to advertise. Now I'm imagining a Cutco salesman showing up at the scene of a stabbing and going "Bet those knives were Cutco knives. Cutco knives are the sharpest and sturdiest knives there are, and could easily cut through this man's face, as you can see here. They're also quite easy to hide in a jacket! Anyone want some? How about you, sir? Just please don't get blood on the clipboard."

[QUOTE=Last or First;37357178]This is all [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1203589&p=37121437&viewfull=1#post37121437]||'s fault![/url] They're the one who came up with it! In fact, the culprit is probably a Facepuncher! The culprit [I]is reading the thread [B]right now![/B][/I][/QUOTE] I was just about to post this. Own up who ever did it!

I'm shielding my ass right now [editline]22nd August 2012[/editline] And balls oh god

OH MY GOD SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT NNNG.

[QUOTE=Jsm;37357481]I was just about to post this. Own up who ever did it![/QUOTE] Fuck, I posted something similar to this 2 months ago in Lmao pics, it could be anyone, oh god oh man it could happen anywhere [editline]22nd August 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Last or First;37357178]This is all [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1203589&p=37121437&viewfull=1#post37121437]||'s fault![/url] They're the one who came up with it! In fact, the culprit is probably a Facepuncher! The culprit [I]is reading the thread [B]right now![/B][/I][/QUOTE] oh fuck it's spreading

This reminds me of a nearly public pool that built a new slide a couple of years ago. During the construction they accidentally used longer screws, and some of the tips were sticking out inside the slide. They did find out in time, fortunately, but imagine the bloody carnage if they hadn't.

[QUOTE=Lamar;37357232]Were they feather blades? They cut so nice, sharpest razor blades on the market. I don't think you would even initially feel them if you slid past them, they'd be that sharp. [img]http://www.shavingstuff.com/pictures/featherDEblades.JPG[/img] oh wait, this isn't the wetshaving thread?[/QUOTE] feather blades the right blade to slice children on a slide with.

Let me just add this to the list of reasons to never go outside again [IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HQszbKu3f6w/TlcXpxOcwbI/AAAAAAAAALs/QkvCJieacjM/s1600/LongList.jpg[/IMG] Also wasn't there a discussion like this before but instead of razors there were nails ohdearGOD

[QUOTE=Jordax;37357104]Guys, is it the wrong time to mention that some dickface once left needles (not the medical kind) at the floor of the local swimming pool? Those things hurt like hell when stepping on them, never went to that swimming pool afterwards.[/QUOTE] At least he didn't use LEGO bricks.

[QUOTE=DMGaina;37356643]It was a very common "prank" in germany in the 80s[/QUOTE] Killer joke

[QUOTE=Lomme;37357716]At least he didn't use LEGO bricks.[/QUOTE] Jesus christ man how could you even think up something like that go to therapy, you're clearly deranged

They found them before anyone was hurt? Thank god.

What if sliding on snow and there is a bit of sharp ice underneath aimed at you, Natures razor blades.

[QUOTE=alien_guy;37357995]What if sliding on snow and there is a bit of sharp ice underneath aimed at you, Natures razor blades.[/QUOTE] It would most likely break. It would have to hit perfectly to penetrate.