NOPE: Razors found at Regina public pool waterslide - Polidicks

Look on the bright side guys. Even if they hadn't of noticed, after the first poor soul to go down the slide it would have been spotted. You'd have to basically win the lottery of razor slides.

GOD MY FUCKING FEET ARE CURLING INTO BALLS ;~;

[QUOTE=tier56;37356545]I'm trying my hardnest not to imagine what it would feel like sliding on something like that.[/QUOTE] The pain would be bad enough but the sight would be disturbing I imagine it would like something like this but on the legs and buttocks: NOT SAFE FOR FUCKING ANYTHING [url]http://www.outbackmedicine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Sliced-Hand-Trauma.jpg[/url]

[QUOTE=J!NX;37356578][URL="http://blog.bib20.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/cheese-grater-slide-dont-let-your-kids-slide-on-20071024-081600.jpg"]NSFW[/URL][/QUOTE] Fuck man, don't even link to that shit. That is just beyond horrifying.

[QUOTE=Papoose;37358429]The pain would be bad enough but the sight would be disturbing I imagine it would like something like this but on the legs and buttocks: NOT SAFE FOR FUCKING ANYTHING [url]http://www.outbackmedicine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Sliced-Hand-Trauma.jpg[/url][/QUOTE] It genuinely looks like someone tried to turn their fingers into onion rings, I think I would rather have my hand hacked off than be forced to look at that shit for more than 5 seconds.

Oh god I sometimes ride down waterslides face down.... on my belly :(

I'm just going to use slides that require those big inflatable ring things from now on

the sharp razor blade delicately sliced through the sole of the poor boy blood gushed out of the wound as chlorinated water gushed in. As the boy jerked from the pain his leg spasmed, causing the razor blade to excise a chunk of his leg. The water exiting from the slide started to display a reddish hue. HAD ENOUGH?

[QUOTE=RobbL;37358494]I'm just going to use slides that require those big inflatable ring things from now on[/QUOTE] That feel when the razor blades pop the ring and your brown eye smashes into a razor blade :smithicide:

Ill stick with going to a spring with cliffs to jump off thank you, don't feel like getting my ass sliced open.

[QUOTE=CheeseMan;37356679]Dude what if instead of liquid soap someone filled them with razors You expect a refreshing dollop of soap but you get hundreds upon hundreds of razors[/QUOTE] What if someone replaced all the water with razor blades??

At 1:10 [video=youtube;99OMqB5vGyI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99OMqB5vGyI[/video] That's how I imagine this.

[QUOTE=markg06;37358570]What if someone replaced all the water with razor blades??[/QUOTE] Vinegar in the water.

I'm reminded of [url=http://www.spike.com/video-clips/xe6h59/1000-ways-to-die-easy-slider]this.[/url]

[QUOTE=alien_guy;37358582]Vinegar in the water.[/QUOTE] Sharks with frickin laser beams

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IKRw7pLYTM[/media] 0:41 is what id expect.

Hanlon's razor found in waterslide - police say no immediate signs of foul play

death penalty for those responsible

fuck this thread i'm out of here.

[QUOTE=MrTwicks;37356631]im always paranoid about razors in soap, oh [B]god[/B] can you imagine it[/QUOTE] I'm the same way except with candy.

[QUOTE=entertainer89;37358478]Oh god I sometimes ride down waterslides face down.... on my belly :([/QUOTE] Oh god imagine the razors running down your face, your neck, and then past your stomach down to your dick. Imagine those being sliced to ribbons :geno:

[QUOTE=Dysgalt;37359175]Oh god imagine the razors running down your face, your neck, and then past your stomach down to your dick. Imagine those being sliced to ribbons :geno:[/QUOTE] Honestly with the speed you'd be going at, if one hit you in the japs eye then it's gonna end up like this: [img]http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/187633/187633,1225138027,2/stock-photo-banana-split-sundae-19652113.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Pierrewithahat;37359264]Honestly with the speed you'd be going at, if one hit you in the japs eye then it's gonna end up like this: [img]http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/187633/187633,1225138027,2/stock-photo-banana-split-sundae-19652113.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] you'll turn into a banana sundae? holy shit i gotta do this

[QUOTE=Pierrewithahat;37359264]Honestly with the speed you'd be going at, if one hit you in the japs eye then it's gonna end up like this: [img]http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/187633/187633,1225138027,2/stock-photo-banana-split-sundae-19652113.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] As tasty as that looks, I'll pass.

God damnit is nothing sacred in this world

I have a huge scar on my elbow thanks to stuff like this. There's still some movable tissue under the skin, but it doesn't hurt anymore.

Well thank God I've already lost my balls.

Regina? What the fuck...too close for comfort.

[QUOTE=MrTwicks;37356631]im always paranoid about razors in soap, oh [B]god[/B] can you imagine it[/QUOTE] This thread has ruined so many things for me..

[QUOTE=J!NX;37356578][URL="http://blog.bib20.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/cheese-grater-slide-dont-let-your-kids-slide-on-20071024-081600.jpg"]NSFW[/URL][/QUOTE] That's not NSFW