NOPE: Razors found at Regina public pool waterslide
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[QUOTE=TheSporeGA;37362748]That's not NSFW[/QUOTE]
you're right
NSFL
[QUOTE=Last or First;37357178]This is all [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1203589&p=37121437&viewfull=1#post37121437]||'s fault![/url] They're the one who came up with it! In fact, the culprit is probably a Facepuncher! The culprit [I]is reading the thread [B]right now![/B][/I][/QUOTE]
I knew one of you fucks had made a post about this somewhere!
And the thought of going down a dry water slide used to scare me...
Seriously what kind of adult tells an 11 year old child that going down a dry water slide and skin you alive for christ's sake.
Someone actually did this once when I went to Switzerland. It's not as bad as you may think, I didn't notice until I got of the pool and there was blood. :ohdear:
To be honest it would be 500x worse if you're almost at the end and someone tells you.
I'll be on a waterslide and think of shit like this as I'm sliding then freak out and slam my hands on the walls and slowly slide down the rest of the way in fear.
I'm going to Kalahari this week, and I love waterparks. D:
Fuck this thread
[QUOTE=MisterMooth;37363016]you're right
NSFL[/QUOTE]
NSFE
[sp]Not safe for Earth[/sp]
uugh no
[QUOTE=l l;37121437]I don't think I would ever ride one of these, the worry of someone putting something sharp and subtle right before the water at the bottom makes me feel ill to think about.[/QUOTE]
Don't mean to say I told you so, but I told you so.
[QUOTE=TheSporeGA;37362748]That's not NSFW[/QUOTE]
i dunno if my boss saw a kid about to slide into a giant cheese grater on my computer screen I don't think he'd find it funny
Maybe the person who put them on the slide was making a statement.
"Shave. Your. Fucking. Legs."
I think this is the first step to become a psycopath, for both the victim and the guy who set it.
Last I checked, Water sliders are rather sturdy and are hard to jam shit into. Especially without getting noticed.
[QUOTE=l l;37363652]Don't mean to say I told you so, but I told you so.[/QUOTE]
you MONSTER what have you done!?
[QUOTE=Pierrewithahat;37359264]Honestly with the speed you'd be going at, if one hit you in the japs eye then it's gonna end up like this:
[img]http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/187633/187633,1225138027,2/stock-photo-banana-split-sundae-19652113.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
You have ruined banana sundaes for me.
I wouldn't worry so much about this happening to you. Just let someone else go in front of you to see if it's safe. :v:
[QUOTE=Papoose;37358429]The pain would be bad enough but the sight would be disturbing I imagine it would like something like this but on the legs and buttocks:
NOT SAFE FOR FUCKING ANYTHING [url]http://www.outbackmedicine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Sliced-Hand-Trauma.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]
that nearly made me flip my laptop over in terror
[QUOTE=Papoose;37358429]The pain would be bad enough but the sight would be disturbing I imagine it would like something like this but on the legs and buttocks:
NOT SAFE FOR FUCKING ANYTHING [url]http://www.outbackmedicine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Sliced-Hand-Trauma.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]
HOW does someone manage to do that to their hand?
[QUOTE=samuel2213;37371501]HOW does someone manage to do that to their hand?[/QUOTE]
you could try bitch-slapping a chainsaw, or having a rack of knives fall in a perfectly vertical direction and slicing your palm as they fall.
Oh god media dont do articles like this, people get ideas from these D:
Shouldnt actually even make a huge fuss about school shootings and such, i feel like some people get ideas from them.
It's funny because I found this thread right when I got back on the bus after attending a waterpark. It's simple, really. Don't be the first one down the slide!
[QUOTE=samuel2213;37371501]HOW does someone manage to do that to their hand?[/QUOTE]
It's presumed that it was a paper shredder accident, dood must've been dumb enough to try and unclog the blades or something with the machine still plugged in.
Gotta get cut fast.
Do you know how expensive razors are in the first place?! What a waste.
[QUOTE=Juice_Layer;37381612]Do you know how expensive razors are in the first place?! What a waste.[/QUOTE]
Dirt cheap?
What if the pool was filled with nothing but rubbing alcohol. Imagine having all of those tiny cuts just getting filled with rubbing alcohol and burning like hell.
