Woman who 'died' from cancer is heard screaming from inside coffin after being buried alive - Polidicks

[QUOTE=UberMensch;46123698]This reminds me of the story about someone who had recently buried a relative and was having nightmares involving said relative. After a few days they had the relative dug up and found the body's fingers were bloody and the coffin lid had deep scratches on the inside. Creepy.[/QUOTE] October is gonna be a blast...

Well, that cinches it. I'm putting it in my will that I expect my body to be kept around for at least 5 days after being 'declared dead' to make sure I don't come back, and after that, cremation.

[QUOTE=ironman17;46123483]"Says here you was buried in June." "Yes, yes! Now help me out of here!" The gravekeeper brushes the autumn leaves over the tube and clips the bell wire. "Sorry ma'am, but it's October. Whatever you is, you ain't comin' back up." Just to ease you all into the Hallowed month of terror. But still, I cannot imagine the horrors of being buried alive. Thinking you had cheated death, only for you to realise that you'll suffocate shortly and suffer the utter annihilation of your soul that you longed to avoid.[/QUOTE] In Russia, coffin has pipe for air, and bell with string. If man is true Soviet, he does not die. When buried, yells for undertaker and rings bell. Bell rings. Is no wind. Undertaker asks - "Are you lady Gorbochev?" Voice says "Yes!" "Born winter of 1927?" "Yes!" "Gravestone says 'Died 20 February, 1957" "Niet, am still living!" "Am sorry, but is August. In June, ground will thaw. You must wait for June." And woman is true Soviet, waits for June.

[QUOTE=Lambda 217;46124553]a walk through a graveyard where every grave has air tubes would be the worst, all that dead people gas just constantly farting out of the tombs at you[/QUOTE] Install them so they all play a different note when air passes through them. Play a song!

[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c5/Coffin-bell.gif[/IMG]

As someone who has seen full rigor, nope. someone is lying. Most people in rigor have dependent lividity anyway.

Don't forget about the bugs and worms crawling all over you when you wake up after your buried.

[QUOTE=SexualShark;46123357]You do know about embalming, right? I am sorry but normally after you die and are going be buried all your blood has been drained via embalming aka you are completely dead.[/QUOTE] This, usually when people are buried, particularly in the US, they get drained and all their blood is replaced with formaldehyde to slow the decomposition process in case people want an open casket or w/e.

[QUOTE=For No Reason;46123293]I still wonder how this happens. Unless she was a zombie[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg6wGRZz5hg[/media]

As a former grave digger, I was always afraid I would accidentally bury someone alive and never know.

[QUOTE=ZenZill;46125005][IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c5/Coffin-bell.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] Reminds me of those creepy pasta stories where the bell starts ringing several months/years after the person died.

if you had a tube running from the coffin to above the ground, what would stop some asshole from dumping water into it

i thought they pumped all the blood out of the body and pumped in some sort of chemical or something to keep the body fresh before burrying bodies

She wasn't embalmed?

It sounds like delivering a pizza, except in this case it's 30 minutes or less from time of death until completely buried.

wow this is fucked up

[QUOTE=Magic Scrumpy;46125736]if you had a tube running from the coffin to above the ground, what would stop some asshole from dumping water into it[/QUOTE] Have an upwards u-bend in the tube/pipe

That would be terrifying if true

[QUOTE=Trumple;46123644]Awful, imagine being trapped in a box with absolutely no light. You can't see a single thing and you start to go dizzy from lack of oxygen. This has to be one of the worst ways to die I think I'll be cremated instead[/QUOTE] I dunno IMO suffocation really isn't the worst thing out there as far as ways to die I mean yeah the psychology of being in a coffin of certain doom would suck 1000X worse for sure, but the actual death part of running out of oxygen is generally not super painful once you start actually... you know dying. Imagine your arm falling asleep while you are laying on it, but its your whole body/brain doing it. That said there is still probably pain involved because you start breathing in your own Co2 (which is why inert gas suffocation is totally painless since you aren't breathing that in)

[QUOTE=KorJax;46127514](which is why inert gas suffocation is totally painless since you aren't breathing that in)[/QUOTE] I remember seeing that crazy test where the guy was answering simple questions in the suffocation chamber and he was happy and slowly fading before they put his oxygen mask back on and he came to. He later said he didn't even realize it was happening and thought he was outsmarting them on the test dying like that sounds like both the best yet scariest concept

[video=youtube;p8y9US7ajWo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8y9US7ajWo[/video]

[QUOTE=Talishmar;46124246]Imagine walking down the graveyard at night when one by one all the bells start ringing...[/QUOTE] eh windy night [QUOTE=Lambda 217;46124553]a walk through a graveyard where every grave has air tubes would be the worst, all that dead people gas just constantly farting out of the tombs at you[/QUOTE]just poor some concrete down them after a week since if the person aint up after that long they would be dead anyway from dehydration/starvation. this is why I want to be buried with a light that works for a few weeks installed in the casket and a gun since I know im fucked if I get buried alive unless it has something for me to still get oxygen.

[QUOTE=k2.;46128162]eh windy night just poor some concrete down them after a week since if the person aint up after that long they would be dead anyway from dehydration/starvation. this is why I want to be buried with a light that works for a few weeks installed in the casket and a gun since I know im fucked if I get buried alive unless it has something for me to still get oxygen.[/QUOTE] a gun is probably way more expensive than wiring up like a little radio in there or something though if you fucked up with the mafia and wake up buried alive hey it's a possibility

Do yourself a favour and get in one o' those when you die [thumb]http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070618174251/cnc/images/0/04/Cabal_Stasis_Chamber.jpg[/thumb]

At least she was not cremated..

i'm sorry, i'm calling bullshit you don't pronounce someone dead then have them magically come to life after AT LEAST a day or two

[QUOTE=Lambda 217;46124553]a walk through a graveyard where every grave has air tubes would be the worst, all that dead people gas just constantly farting out of the tombs at you[/QUOTE] I wouldn't mind paying my respects at Toot Hill.

[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;46124462]wait, so she went through the whole embalming process alive? Or was the embalming thing not done at all in her case for some reason?[/QUOTE] You do realize that the embalming process would kill a person, right?

[QUOTE=JeremyPS;46129208]You do realize that the embalming process would kill a person, right?[/QUOTE] Wait wait wait.. you mean draining the blood from my body and filling me with a chemical wouldn't grant me immortality? :( Well shit

[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;46123304]Need air tubes and bells in graveyards, at least for a few days after the burial.[/QUOTE] Isn't cremation more common in most western nations though?