Sydney firm offers "Brothel Buster Investigator" job - having sex with prostitutes for $70k a year

[Mingebox]

This sounds like one of those jobs that sounds awesome, but is probably really awful. Like they only send you after brothels featuring midgets or fat chicks or something.

[Smartlord]

[QUOTE=Mingebox;34462680]This sounds like one of those jobs that sounds awesome, but is probably really awful. Like they only send you after brothels featuring midgets or fat chicks or something.[/QUOTE]

Except that most brothels would never use those

[Hickleberry]

Title of position should be changed to "STD Investigator".

[Codemaster85]

[QUOTE=Eluveitie;34459883]There'd be a high risk of catching an STD.[/QUOTE]

In an legal Australian brothels they check the women once a month for STDs and require all men to wear condoms for intercourse. the chance for infection is very unlikely due to the regulations.

[Tools]

You guys are forgetting the 9:10th of prostitutes who're complete train wrecks that even viagra wouldn't touch.

[JaegerMonster]

[QUOTE=codemaster85;34465598]In an legal Australian brothels they check the women once a month for STDs and require all men to wear condoms for intercourse. the chance for infection is very unlikely due to the regulations.[/QUOTE]

This. The reality is despite the stigma and shit people give prostitutes, most of them are cleaner than any girlfriend you've had. When's the last time your girlfriend got a check up??

[Tacosheller]

[QUOTE=JaegerMonster;34466942]This. The reality is despite the stigma and shit people give prostitutes, most of them are cleaner than any girlfriend you've had. When's the last time your girlfriend got a check up??[/QUOTE]

I mean if you have a girlfriend you should be sure that you're the only one she's been fucking since you started going out

[Flash]

Never ;(

[Used Car Salesm]

I hope they offered good health insurance.

[crackberry]

I want this.

[Codemaster85]

[QUOTE=Tacosheller;34467261]I mean if you have a girlfriend you should be sure that you're the only one she's been fucking since you started going out[/QUOTE]

Im not agreeing with him, but does your girlfriend put your dick under a light and checks it for any traces of STDs?

[Mr. Bix]

[QUOTE=Aetna;34463093]Title of position should be changed to "STD Investigator".[/QUOTE]

"[I]private[/I] investigator"

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