Chuck Norris Declares 1000 Years Of Darkness If Obama Re-Elected - Polidicks

lol they are always quoting Ronald Regan, is that the only good Republican? [editline]4th September 2012[/editline] his wife looks like she gives a mean handjob

and thus begins the hundred year journey of the Chuck Norris Godcyclopedia Foundation

And just like the "Ron Paul 2012" bandwagon/circlejerk faded from Reddit when Ron Paul got his time in the spotlight during the primaries, 9gaggers are forced to abandon Chuck Norris jokes.

[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;37532215]And just like the "Ron Paul 2012" bandwagon/circlejerk faded from Reddit when Ron Paul got his time in the spotlight during the primaries, 9gaggers are forced to abandon Chuck Norris jokes.[/QUOTE] Good riddance.

"love your family, and your freedom", because of America I hate the word freedom, they fuckin throw that shit around. Land of the free pfft please don't make me laugh. Wasn't aware Norris was a religion nuthead, that's not badass at all, that's just plain mental retardation. No respect for chuck norris, always thought he was cheesy anyway, he can kiss my ass.

Chuck's getting quite old, even though he looks quite young, so he might have something wrong with him.

Damn, I don't remember democrats being this dramatic when Bush was up for reelection

Is it just me, or are a lot of Hollywood actors ignorantly republican?

Fuck chuck norris and fuck his stupid old meme. If that vin diesel facts meme was never retardedly mutilated into that chuck norris facts meme chuck norris would be long forgotten by now. Every movie chuck has done has been a terrible boring action movie and his popularity was long dead before that goddamn meme.

[QUOTE=Megafan;37532172]As if Obama is anything but moderate.[/QUOTE] Obama is pretty much 100% not moderate. He's just not militant about his views.

[QUOTE=wickedplayer494;37532241]Chuck's getting quite old, even though he looks quite young, so he might have something wrong with him.[/QUOTE] Vaginal Rejuvenation does that sometimes.

I think the dementia is finally starting to set in with Chuck.

I swear Chuck Norris wears a wig

joke's on you chuck, i hate freedom and America which is why Obama will be having my vote

Damn his wife is hot.

[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;37532264]Obama is pretty much 100% not moderate. He's just not militant about his views.[/QUOTE] Yep, he'd love to nationalize all the industries and ban all your guns, if only it weren't for those darn freedom-loving Republicans!

[QUOTE=Upgrade123;37532077]I'm American and I don't get why most other Americans dislike socialism.[/QUOTE] It's because during the cold war anything that wasn't capitalism was COMMUNISM. The same people that grew up around that mindset are now our representatives and politicians. They still believe that and try to to spread to the younger generation.

[QUOTE=Soldier32;37532514]It's because during the cold war anything that wasn't capitalism was COMMUNISM. The same people that grew up around that mindset are now our representatives and politicians. They still believe that and try to to spread to the younger generation.[/QUOTE] bahah no it's because they considered socialism a threat to the institutions that they profit from, it's why the American politicians constantly raged war at socialists even before the Soviets were considered our enemies. [editline]3rd September 2012[/editline] socialism and communism in America predates the Soviet Union

[QUOTE=Upgrade123;37532077]I'm American and I don't get why most other Americans dislike socialism.[/QUOTE] Our biggest rivals for the last 60 years or something were communists. American politics shied away from any form of leftist governing. If you are a Centrist, you are considered Liberal in the USA. [editline]3rd September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=thisispain;37532527]bahah no it's because they considered socialism a threat to the institutions that they profit from, it's why the American politicians constantly raged war at socialists even before the Soviets were considered our enemies. [editline]3rd September 2012[/editline] socialism and communism in America predates the Soviet Union[/QUOTE] yeah thats the real reason [editline]3rd September 2012[/editline] Being against Communism was a cover for Corporate interests unfortunately.

Chuck, you dissapoint me. What the fuck has Obama done, which is so bad? He maybe has promissed too much, but at least he doesn't attack other countries like a shitload of other presidents did. So dear Chuck Norris, Fuck you.

[QUOTE=Persious;37532737]Chuck, you dissapoint me. What the fuck has Obama done, which is so bad? He maybe has promissed too much, but at least he doesn't attack other countries like a shitload of other presidents did. So dear Chuck Norris, Fuck you.[/QUOTE] "but obongo is a bad socialist and he wants to eat our freedom"

Oh chuck, what have you done...

Wow, I could've sworn his voice was deeper than this.

[QUOTE=Megafan;37532456]Yep, he'd love to nationalize all the industries and ban all your guns, if only it weren't for those darn freedom-loving Republicans![/QUOTE] You don't have to be full on fascist to be an extremist.

[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;37532844]You don't have to be full on fascist to be an extremist.[/QUOTE] Alright then, tell me: What about Obama makes him an 'extremist'?

[QUOTE=ForcedDj;37531901]While he is a good actor,[/QUOTE] Oh boy, I'll have to remember that one next time I'm at a party.

If I saw an ad like this in my country I would literally just burst out laughing

[QUOTE=LegndNikko;37532251]Is it just me, or are a lot of Hollywood actors ignorantly republican?[/QUOTE] Rich people don't want to pay taxes so they go Republican.

i wonder how much romney is paying these people [editline]4th September 2012[/editline] oh sorry i meant romney's superpac of which he is not affiliated in anyway

[QUOTE=Elecbullet;37532089]yes because nobody may harbor the opinion that Barack Obama isn't a good President and [I]not[/I] be racist[/QUOTE] what really? even if a person says a 1000 years of darkness will plague the earth if he gets elected? come the fuck on