Chuck Norris Declares 1000 Years Of Darkness If Obama Re-Elected - Polidicks

[QUOTE=JerryK;37533193]i wonder how much romney is paying these people [editline]4th September 2012[/editline] oh sorry i meant romney's superpac of which he is not affiliated in anyway[/QUOTE] RomneyPAC is of course in no affiliated with the candidate who is named Mitt Romney. Money just happens to pass through the PAC, and then through his candidacy. You can't explain that.

[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;37532264]Obama is pretty much 100% not moderate. He's just not militant about his views.[/QUOTE] Actions speak louder that words.

he is 72

[QUOTE=Megafan;37532917]Alright then, tell me: What about Obama makes him an 'extremist'?[/QUOTE] Still waiting on this one, Buttsex.

His wife's voice is deeper then his!

[QUOTE=Megafan;37533264]Still waiting on this one, Buttsex.[/QUOTE] There are very few moments in which I am completely removed from the reality I am trying to project while on Facepunch of calling people by names that they come up with. This is one of them. It is hilarious to imagine someone saying "Where is the response I am waiting for, Butt Sex?" in a completely serious manner.

[QUOTE=RudeMcRude;37531974]I've never liked Chuck Norris. He's an overrated asshole.[/QUOTE] I've always liked Arnold Schwarzenegger so much more. Much nicer guy, and a lot more interesting.

[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;37533321]I've always liked Arnold Schwarzenegger so much more. Much nicer guy, and a lot more interesting.[/QUOTE] Bodybuilder, actor, respected politician. Hell, if I could get that much done in my life I think I'd feel damn accomplished.

[QUOTE=Derp Y. Mail;37533368]respected politician. [/QUOTE] aha HAHA a lot of Californians, at least the ones who aren't keen on corruption, don't think Schwarzenegger was anything more than an embarrassment to "canadafornia"

[QUOTE=person11;37533315]There are very few moments in which I am completely removed from the reality I am trying to project while on Facepunch of calling people by names that they come up with. This is one of them. It is hilarious to imagine someone saying "Where is the response I am waiting for, Butt Sex?" in a completely serious manner.[/QUOTE] Such is life, person11.

[QUOTE=Derp Y. Mail;37533368]Bodybuilder, actor, respected politician. Hell, if I could get that much done in my life I think I'd feel damn accomplished.[/QUOTE] And now he's ready for the release of his autobiography, only $20 for hardcover on Amazon...makes me want to get it signed by him.

[QUOTE=thisispain;37533380]aha HAHA a lot of Californians, at least the ones who aren't keen on corruption, don't think Schwarzenegger was anything more than an embarrassment to "canadafornia"[/QUOTE] I didn't say he was a GOOD politician, did I now? :v:

I thought Arnold had a decent approval rating.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;37533480]I thought Arnold had a decent approval rating.[/QUOTE] he doesn't have an approval rating, he's not the governor

[QUOTE=Megafan;37532917]Alright then, tell me: What about Obama makes him an 'extremist'?[/QUOTE] The color of his skin is quite extreme

[QUOTE=thisispain;37533485]he doesn't have an approval rating, he's not the governor[/QUOTE] Notice my inclusion of the word "had" in my post Had is past tense

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;37533498]Notice my inclusion of the word "had" in my post Had is past tense[/QUOTE] whoops even then he had one of the lowest ratings of any governor in californian history

[QUOTE=markg06;37533115]Rich people don't want to pay taxes so they go Republican.[/QUOTE] Or scientologist :v:

[QUOTE=Megafan;37532456]Yep, he'd love to nationalize all the industries and ban all your guns, if only it weren't for those darn freedom-loving Republicans![/QUOTE] We've got that here in Sweden and we're living perfectly [I]fine[/I] here. Thank you. :colbert: Also, check this out: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democracy_Index[/url] [img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3e/Democracy_Index_2011_green_and_red.svg/800px-Democracy_Index_2011_green_and_red.svg.png[/img_thumb]' Kind of ironic for a country that screams "freeaadomm" at every opportunity, isn't it?

[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;37531940]why can't we just have a good moderate in office for once?[/QUOTE] Because a moderate in the US is [B]STILL[/B] considered strongly conservative in the EU.

Chuck Norris is an asshole who never did anything good in this world.

[QUOTE=Jack Trades;37533658]We've got that here in Sweden and we're living perfectly [I]fine[/I] here. Thank you. :colbert: Also, check this out: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democracy_Index[/url] [img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3e/Democracy_Index_2011_green_and_red.svg/800px-Democracy_Index_2011_green_and_red.svg.png[/img_thumb]' Kind of ironic for a country that screams "freeaadomm" at every opportunity, isn't it?[/QUOTE] I believe I was being sarcastic. I think more countries should follow the Nordic model.

[QUOTE=Persious;37532737]Chuck, you dissapoint me. What the fuck has Obama done, which is so bad? He maybe has promissed too much, but at least he doesn't attack other countries like a shitload of other presidents did. So dear Chuck Norris, Fuck you.[/QUOTE] I don't have much of an American perspective on this (tho I don't suspect much of a difference), but in Germany, if one of the big parties would actually made realistic promises and what you can expect to be doing with one hand while the other is cleaning up shit from your predecessor, nobody would vote for them because they don't offer enough and make themselves look incapable by comparison.

[QUOTE=Megafan;37533799]I believe I was being sarcastic. I think more countries should follow the Nordic model.[/QUOTE] I apologize then, didn't catch it.

Better 1000 years of black presidents than 1000 years of Inquisitions, stake-burnings and lynchings from psycho Republicans, GOP and Tea Party folks.

"Watch our country go the way of socialism...or something much worse..." COME ON, I know this isn't really the point of the video, but the whole communist thing is almost funny, but it's too sad to be funny

Funny how Chuck Norris used to be cool, then he opened his mouth. that was a few years ago, though.

American politics again shows itself for a fat, sick, abusive joke. Holy shit, this is fail.

I think this is the first time Chuck Norris has ever been scared.

[QUOTE=Megafan;37533799]I believe I was being sarcastic. I think more countries should follow the Nordic model.[/QUOTE] Is it wrong that i want to force-feed you all the model if it's obviously out of compassion? I mean. It IS obviously better for ones quality of life. Just look at the numbers. There's actually a survey that checked that.