Chuck Norris Declares 1000 Years Of Darkness If Obama Re-Elected - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Swilly;37535372]Well this is where State Rights come in, Massachusetts and California (Being the 7th LARGEST economy in the world) would never stand for that.[/QUOTE] Sounds like the worst case scenario is Civil War or good-bye civil liberties. There literally isn't a good reason to vote Romney. Not after they published their plans for a Christian America. I really don't understand how it's not the obvious choice. Obama offers continued religious freedoms, while Romney wants to impose one religion... One nation under god. Christians are insane, yo. They'd obviously rather force people to live under their doctrine, than actually win souls for god legitimately. Absolute cuntwagons.

[QUOTE=Bomimo;37535410]Sounds like the worst case scenario is Civil War or good-bye civil liberties. There literally isn't a good reason to vote Romney. Not after they published their plans for a Christian America.[/QUOTE] Yeah, the situation is fucked up.

Chuck Norris said it, must be true

[QUOTE=Swilly;37535432]Yeah, the situation is fucked up.[/QUOTE] And we're back to the starting point where i say: "Then fix it." Why are there no high-profile people calling this as it is and how bad it could get? Why is not a single democrat mentioning a theocracy? I know that there are tons of other policies surrounding it, but their validity went right out the window once a shit code of ethics was brought in. Whatever valid policies they might have had on the badshit side, is now dead because Jesus.

[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;37532215]And just like the "Ron Paul 2012" bandwagon/circlejerk faded from Reddit when Ron Paul got his time in the spotlight during the primaries, 9gaggers are forced to abandon Chuck Norris jokes.[/QUOTE] someone hasn't been to /r/circlejerk.

[QUOTE=Bomimo;37535455]And we're back to the starting point where i say: "Then fix it." Why are there no high-profile people calling this as it is and how bad it could get? Why is not a single democrat mentioning a theocracy? I know that there are tons of other policies surrounding it, but their validity went right out the window once a shit code of ethics was brought in. Whatever valid policies they might have had on the badshit side, is now dead because Jesus.[/QUOTE] I wish we could fix it but we have a fuck load of money involved in this. We have an energized base that thinks that anything that they don't identify with is evil. We have a rhetoric that has only gotten more and more polarized over the years. 24 Hour news cycles that do nothing but spin, spin and more fucking spin. These aren't problems we can fix in a year or two. These are cultural problems, that for anyone who knows how long it takes culture to change, it takes a lot of time.

too long, didn't watch summary: america is great america is great america is great, we have freedom freedom freedom there is something really bad going on so you gotta vote with your own freedom free choice free men choice loads of reagan quotes 1000 years of darkness unite god and country

This fits in pretty accurately with mormonism. Mormon scripture states that black skin is the "mark of cain", which made the skin of his descendants as dark as his soul. I wish I was fucking kidding.

I like how Bomimo advocates civil war if Romney's elected, even though our last one left us with a million dead. I also like how he thinks Florida is representative of all 50 states. Come to Massachusetts, bro. Not to mention he has severe trouble understanding the concept of states rights. Also like how he acts as if the Supreme Court is non-existent. But whatever, I try not to judge non-Americans by how much they know about America.

[QUOTE=Native Hunter;37535449]Chuck Norris said it, must be true[/QUOTE] Someone watched too much Chuck Norris. On topic: What a racist.

[QUOTE=Swilly;37535516]I wish we could fix it but we have a fuck load of money involved in this. We have an energized base that thinks that anything that they don't identify with is evil. We have a rhetoric that has only gotten more and more polarized over the years. 24 Hour news cycles that do nothing but spin, spin and more fucking spin. These aren't problems we can fix in a year or two. These are cultural problems, that for anyone who knows how long it takes culture to change, it takes a lot of time.[/QUOTE] Yes. Last time, it took about 1000 years to leave the dark ages. This isn't some sick parallel joke. Anyone famailliar with them knows that scenario is alike in that the bible was the centre of european culture during that era. The greeks and romans were kept from the average joe in order to impose the churches world view on him and we had to RE-discover them after Luther had done his shit. We call that the renaissance and i think it's what America needs. A modern one. [editline]4th September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Disotrtion;37535662]I like how Bomimo advocates civil war if Romney's elected, even though our last one left us with a million dead. I also like how he thinks Florida is representative of all 50 states. Come to Massachusetts, bro. Not to mention he has severe trouble understanding the concept of states rights. Also like how he acts as if the Supreme Court is non-existent. But whatever, I try not to judge non-Americans by how much they know about America.[/QUOTE] So you think that life is more important than freedom? How un-American, but ok. I don't know what you do in America, but in europe, when we have a country, we're united and don't really need whatever the fuck "state rights" mean. I imagine it's like a mini-UN where china cockblocks everything? how obstructive. Oh. You mean that supreme-cout that's in the pockets of all the rich fucks who happen to vote republican? or is that only congress, i forget... But don't forget that it's currency that rules a capitalist country. (fuck that sounded russian...) Do try not to judge my country. We don't have as much of an international presence in the press, so you wouldn't know half about my country that i know of yours. No offense taken.

[QUOTE=Bomimo;37535087]But it's lighter green than actual free places. Like Canada and Scandinavia. Which means less freedom. Just wait. When romney starts passing anti-personal liberty laws, it'll go red as blood. Better get familiar with the bible, you're gonna live by it very soon.[/QUOTE] Are you now saying that places like Germany, Britain, or the Benelux nations are not 'actually free', because they're on the exact same level as the US. More posters than me have been over this, but you steamrolling into every thread about some wacky conservative moron from our country and acting like Americans are all half-witted morons is completely inappropriate.

[QUOTE=Bomimo;37535737]Yes. Last time, it took about 1000 years to leave the dark ages. This isn't some sick parallel joke. Anyone famailliar with them knows that scenario is alike in that the bible was the centre of european culture during that era. The greeks and romans were kept from the average joe in order to impose the churches world view on him and we had to RE-discover them after Luther had done his shit. We call that the renaissance and i think it's what America needs. A modern one.[/QUOTE] Dude, how can we even debate this when you jump to constant extremes?

[QUOTE=Bomimo;37535737]So you think that life is more important than freedom? How un-American, but ok.[/QUOTE] The entire idea of splitting north and south is stupid, the people wouldn't stand for separating the union especially when we fought a war over it in the past. [QUOTE]I don't know what you do in America, but in europe, when we have a country, we're united and don't really need whatever the fuck "state rights" mean.[/QUOTE] Just as I thought. You're ignorant. [QUOTE]Oh. You mean that supreme-cout that's in the pockets of all the rich fucks who happen to vote republican?[/QUOTE] Actually no, and this goes to show your ignorance as the Supreme Court doesn't consistently favor republican. If you were American I would make fun of you for glossing over the healthcare decision, where a conservative justice voted with the liberals, but you're not so I have some understanding here. [QUOTE]Do try not to judge my country. We don't have as much of an international presence in the press, so you wouldn't know half about my country that i know of yours. No offense taken.[/QUOTE] Yeah I know Actually now that you mention this its kinda funny because you actually seem like you know barely anything about my country.

[QUOTE=Swilly;37535871]Dude, how can we even debate this when you jump to constant extremes?[/QUOTE] Why are you still "debating" with Bomimo? Greater debaters have tried, and the guy is like a brick wall of stupidity. Just give up while you still have your entire day ahead of you.

RIP my respect for Chuck Norris

[QUOTE=Bomimo;37535737] Do try not to judge my country. We don't have as much of an international presence in the press, so you wouldn't know half about my country that i know of yours. No offense taken.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHwegwXwwHs[/media] [editline]4th September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=hexpunK;37535948]Why are you still "debating" with Bomimo? Greater debaters have tried, and the guy is like a brick wall of stupidity. Just give up while you still have your entire day ahead of you.[/QUOTE] I will be Jeremy Clarkson in the black lorry of death then!

Hold on, what's the big debate about? I tried looking through the last pages, but I didn't find much other than a mix of "death to America" and "ignorant bandwagoner" (to overexaggerate slightly). :tinfoil: Also, why must all the super cool people be Republicans?

[QUOTE=Freakie;37536118]Why must all the super cool people be Republicans?[/QUOTE] Chuck Norris didn't age well [B]AT ALL[/B]. Clint Eastwood on the other hand, though he reminds me of a rambling old man when talking about politics, while Chuck Norris just seems downright batshit insane instead.

ok. Clint and politics are shit. But Clint and badass, ethics, philosophy and many other things go well. Just watch his directed films. Holy shish-kebab, you'd think he was an extremely liberal democrat...

[QUOTE=The Baconator;37531757][video=youtube;7ud3pK5Wa90]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ud3pK5Wa90&hd=1[/video] [url]http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/09/03/chuck-norris-declares-1000-years-of-darkness-if-obama-re-elected-video/[/url] at least the video is short[/QUOTE] Better than 1,000 years of raw stupidity if Mitt Romney was elected. At least Obama has intelligence. Romney just has two brain cells, one from a primate (so that he can ACTUALLY walk *gasp*), the other from a dumb puppy.

[QUOTE=GameAdict;37537951]Better than 1,000 years of raw stupidity if Mitt Romney was elected. At least Obama has intelligence. Romney just has two brain cells, one from a primate (so that he can ACTUALLY walk *gasp*), the other from a dumb puppy.[/QUOTE] Actually, Mitt Romney is the first human being to survive after an experimental brain replacement surgery. They replaced his brain with the Bible.

..and there goes the last of my respect I had left for this man when since he said he was against gay marriage.

[QUOTE=GameAdict;37537951]Better than 1,000 years of raw stupidity if Mitt Romney was elected. At least Obama has intelligence. Romney just has two brain cells, one from a primate (so that he can ACTUALLY walk *gasp*), the other from a dumb puppy.[/QUOTE] Obama is no better (My views as only republican on facepunch)

[QUOTE=Native Hunter;37538438]Obama is no better (My views as only republican on facepunch)[/QUOTE] Shame we don't have a throwaway vote.

[QUOTE=wickedplayer494;37538592]Shame we don't have a throwaway vote.[/QUOTE] What do you mean? Call me a dumb ass but i dont get it

[QUOTE=Native Hunter;37538692]What do you mean? [B]Call me a dumb ass[/B] but i dont get it[/QUOTE] Dumb ass. Obama is better by virtue of not wanting to impose religious doctrine. Everything else became irrelevant the moment they dragged christian ethics into laws. The economy, healthcare. All that went out the window in relevance once they introduced the chance of theocratic oppression. Do you get this? This is badshit insane.

I understand that putting religion in everything is in no way smart but sometimes it has too be done. I mean it doesnt have to be dragged into the economy. But some medical practices are against peoples beliefs. I mean Presidential candidates either look too get backed up by the atheists or the religious.( supporting gays and abortion or not). And i see no reason why having Christian Ethnics is bad if brought into law. Most countries were founded by Christians or run by Christians, hence why there is religion in law and most laws have followed the bible. which Leads to common day laws.

Just because something is against some people's beliefs, shouldn't refrain everyone else from participating in it. IF you see no reason why imposing restriction based on one persons religious beliefs on everyone, then you've got major issues son. Newsflash, the only country pretending to be a fully christian state is the one that isn't meant to be one, USA. Northern Europe have official religions, but we don't restrict anyone with laws based on them. This is absolutely mad and freedom inhibiting. I don't see how you can think this is OK. But if you can live with it, then just wait till some deadbeat rapes your daughter and she gets pregnant. Tell me if you can accept it then. [editline]4th September 2012[/editline] Before you pull the "but human ethics = from bible" i'm just going to say "fuck no" and please study sociology. That is all.

If that were to happen i would prefer it was put up for adoption instead of it being taken out of her.