Chuck Norris Declares 1000 Years Of Darkness If Obama Re-Elected - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Upgrade123;37532077]I'm American and I don't get why most other Americans dislike socialism.[/QUOTE]It's because you use Linux. [sp]jesus guys I'm joking[/sp]

I'm sorry, I find Norris's message clearly real

How are American politicians and their endorsers allowed to blatantly lie in things like this? I'm not saying other nationality politicians don't do the same, just that they get called out for it.

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;37544070]Why is it that a lot of American conservatives talk about the evils of the personality cult around communist dictators (Like Stalin or Mao) but then they do the exact same thing for Ronald Reagan?[/QUOTE] they're big fans of cognitive dissonance

[QUOTE=TheKritter71;37545162]I'm sorry, I find Norris's message clearly real[/QUOTE] I'm a Christian and I think Norris is absolutely batshit that he thinks Obama is the Antichrist.

[QUOTE]All this shit-storming[/QUOTE] It's FP rule to vote for Obongo, as he took great heed of this website. No other politician has understanding of a Facepunch.

[QUOTE=Native Hunter;37539414]Have fun with that sir :) also you make no sense sir.[/QUOTE] You mean Thought Crime?

[QUOTE=thisispain;37543945][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t3POfNbx6M[/media] justin bliebler why is this guy so fucking pissed off hahha[/QUOTE] Dude needs to calm down. His blood-pressure is probably skyhigh.

We need an Asian American president.

[QUOTE=Banhfunbags;37547366]We need an Asian American president.[/QUOTE] No. Honor would stop everything from happening ever.

I certainly fucking hope there's a thousand years of darkness. The whole world will be all ruined with blown up buildings and shit, and there will be two-headed tyrannosaurus rex..es walking around devouring everything. Oh, and all the hot chicks will be in loincloths or leather or maybe both, I haven't figured that part out yet. It'll be awesome, you guys, a thousand years of just the most awesome shit ever. The sky will be all red with volcanoes, explosions, smoke, and everything else that terrifies people. Oh, and Judas Priest and other really awesome metal bands will be the soundtrack all day, erry day! Then when you least fucking expect it, and here's the really awesome part, the Nazis will come up from their underground bunkers and attempt to take over the world. However, intrepid bands of freedom fighters will stop them and the resurrected cyborgs of dead presidents will lead them into battle. I don't understand how Chuck Norris has a problem with any of that.

[QUOTE=Ridley;37546699]It's FP rule to vote for Obongo, as he took great heed of this website. No other politician has understanding of a Facepunch.[/QUOTE] ...but he don't know what a Facepunch is?

[QUOTE=Native Hunter;37539189]I would like to see a future where criminals were caught before crimes happened but that is pure science fiction. So far it seems that that will be our legacy for this generation. But why the hell would you care what i think? im one against many. And too be honest i wouldn't care if the world went under religious rule i mean im no Aitheist so i dont find anything wrong with "following the bible" or anything like that.[/QUOTE] So you don't care because it's not [I]your[/I] freedoms being taken away? You are what is wrong with your country

[QUOTE=Rents;37549753]freedoms[/QUOTE] There's that word again.

[QUOTE=jaykray;37550655]There's that word again.[/QUOTE] Well, what do you want me to call it? "The ability to act according to ones own free will"? Because that's a bit of a mouthful.

Freedom as a concept has gotten violently raped by you guys lately. As in USA raped it. Freedom to do what the individual wants has changed to "freedom to do what i think Jesus should want you to do!" [editline]5th September 2012[/editline] As in "I control Jesus and only i understood his message, even if he's a fictive ass ghost."

[QUOTE=Bomimo;37550801]Freedom as a concept has gotten violently raped by you guys lately. As in USA raped it. Freedom to do what the individual wants has changed to "freedom to do what i think Jesus should want you to do!" [editline]5th September 2012[/editline] As in "I control Jesus and only i understood his message, even if he's a fictive ass ghost."[/QUOTE] There is nothing we can debate with you about. You speak only extreme rhetoric and logical fallacies. Go learn to debate and type informative posts instead of the equivalent of an infowars topic sentence. Also, stop being an ignorant puss face.

[QUOTE=Swilly;37550846]There is nothing we can debate with you about. You speak only extreme rhetoric and logical fallacies. Go learn to debate and type informative posts instead of the equivalent of an infowars topic sentence. Also, stop being an ignorant puss face.[/QUOTE] I speak as i do because that's the objective perception that comes with studying your whore-show of a political system. Just look at the presidential TV ads. "Obama gave a cat aids", "Romney is a mormon, which almost looks like Moron, lololo"

[QUOTE=Swilly;37550846]There is nothing we can debate with you about. You speak only extreme rhetoric and logical fallacies. Go learn to debate and type informative posts instead of the equivalent of an infowars topic sentence. Also, stop being an ignorant puss face.[/QUOTE] didnt see anything wrong with his post also nice petty personal jab

[QUOTE=DOG-GY;37551179]didnt see anything wrong with his post also nice petty personal jab[/QUOTE] I saw a lot of wrong with his post, and you weren't around earlier.

Nobody's done this yet? [img]http://users.atw.hu/benxiaolin/images/image81.jpg[/img] "It has already begun. A thousand years of darkness." "Why a thousand?" "It is really 962 years, but, a thousand sounds more ominous."

[QUOTE=Bomimo;37551126]I speak as i do because that's the objective perception that comes with studying your whore-show of a political system. Just look at the presidential TV ads. "Obama gave a cat aids", "Romney is a mormon, which almost looks like Moron, lololo"[/QUOTE] You probably shouldn't be using quote marks when the things you're 'quoting' were not actually said.

[QUOTE=Swilly;37553039]I saw a lot of wrong with his post, and you weren't around earlier.[/QUOTE] i dont need to be around earlier

[QUOTE=Rents;37550726]Well, what do you want me to call it? "The ability to act according to ones own free will"? Because that's a bit of a mouthful.[/QUOTE] Well that [B]WOULD[/B] stop retarded people from using it as a excuse to do something daft.

Chuck Norris is a dumbass overrated piece of shit who hates everyone and only spits ultra-conservative/fundamentalist shit whenever he opens his mouth.

I'm surprised Chuck Norris isn't dead yet...I thought Agent Price took out the croatian commies back in '04...looks like I was wrong.

His wife sounds like a text to speech program. The way she speaks is really unnatural sounding.