Dumb Dead Animal Panic Thread (Don't make any more threads about this) - Polidicks

"Yo dude, did you hear? Thousands of birds, flew into the ground, at full speed... All over Scandinavia!" ... "Yo dude, did you hear? Millionss of birds, flew into the ground, at mach 3... All over Europe!!!" Spread the news guys :)

Could it be some kind of plague?

[QUOTE=Re-y-tard;27211975]Could it be some kind of plague?[/QUOTE] It's... BIRD FLU!!!

Video from Delaware: [url]http://www.vgtv.no/?id=35315[/url] [editline]5th January 2011[/editline] Now it's happening in Louisiana. [B]EDIT:[/B] Fish are dying in Arkansas, New Zealand, Brazil and Maryland, birds are dying and falling from the sky in Delaware, Arkansas, Louisiana and Sweden. [url]http://www.examiner.com/us-headlines-in-national/dead-birds-louisiana-dead-fish-maryland-brazil-and-new-zealand[/url]@ [url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/04/birds-fall-from-sky-louisiana_n_804196.html[/url] And source on the top of the page, as well as a video on the top of this post. [editline]5th January 2011[/editline] [IMG]http://www.wbaltv.com/2011/0104/26357514_640X480.jpg[/IMG] Maryland.

Somebody attempted to play a real-life game of Angry Birds. Since they were black birds, the player must have expected them to explode and kill green pigs, but instead they just dropped to the ground.

[QUOTE=mr_fj;27211941]"Yo dude, did you hear? Thousands of birds, flew into the ground, at full speed... All over Scandinavia!" ... "Yo dude, did you hear? Millionss of birds, flew into the ground, at mach 3... All over Europe!!!" Spread the news guys :)[/QUOTE] are you drunk?

:derp:

Summary: Fish are dying in Arkansas, New Zealand, Brazil and Maryland, birds are dying and falling from the sky in Delaware, Arkansas, Louisiana and Sweden.

Oh my god, it's happening. This website was right: [url]http://www.itstartswiththeflu.com/[/url] Grab your guns and drive to Alaska.

God is punishing Gays by making birds die, thanks a lot Gays

[QUOTE=Spetzaz;27211990]Video from Delaware: [url]http://www.vgtv.no/?id=35315[/url] [editline]5th January 2011[/editline] Now it's happening in Louisiana. [B]EDIT:[/B] Fish are dying in Arkansas, New Zealand, Brazil and Maryland, birds are dying and falling from the sky in Delaware, Arkansas, Louisiana and Sweden. [url]http://www.examiner.com/us-headlines-in-national/dead-birds-louisiana-dead-fish-maryland-brazil-and-new-zealand[/url]@ [url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/04/birds-fall-from-sky-louisiana_n_804196.html[/url] And source on the top of the page, as well as a video on the top of this post. [editline]5th January 2011[/editline] [img_thumb]http://www.wbaltv.com/2011/0104/26357514_640X480.jpg[/img_thumb] Maryland.[/QUOTE] Do you have a source on the Delaware claim? It's the only one I haven't found a source for.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k679FjX8-PI[/media]

[QUOTE=SlayerFin;27212088]Oh my god, it's happening. This website was right: [url]http://www.itstartswiththeflu.com/[/url] Grab your guns and drive to Alaska.[/QUOTE] It appears to be late by 120 days.

[QUOTE=SlayerFin;27212088]Oh my god, it's happening. This website was right: [url]http://www.itstartswiththeflu.com/[/url] Grab your guns and drive to Alaska.[/QUOTE] It's late by 120 days.

No we've just survived for 120 days.

By M. Night Shyamalan

[QUOTE=huntskikbut;27212120]Do you have a source on the Delaware claim? It's the only one I haven't found a source for.[/QUOTE] See the video on the top of the post.

[QUOTE=Viper202;27212469]By M. Night Shyamalan[/QUOTE] No. The birds didn't hang themselves. [editline]5th January 2011[/editline] Actually, they could have stooped to their death... [B]We need to kill all plant life right away![/B]

Those aren't even blackbirds, they're Crows.

[QUOTE=Canary;27212519]Those aren't even blackbirds, they're Crows.[/QUOTE] You racist!

I suppose that the birds forgot how to fly whilst mid-air. Shit happened to me too, but I survived.

God no! Not Jackdaws! Jackdaws are awesome. :(

At first I suspected it was just CO2 levels that were so high that the birds couldn't breathe. Then I saw it went from America to Scandinavia.

[QUOTE=ADT;27211631]The birds were scared to death because of fireworks for the New Year That what kill them basically. Stress the fuck out a bird and he'll die.[/QUOTE] Yep cause fireworks can only kill blackbirds, no other species. :downs:

Would explain why birds are becoming more and more retarded, they keep flying into my walls/windows. (Alabama)

[QUOTE=Hoink;27213003]God no! Not Jackdaws! Jackdaws are awesome. :([/QUOTE] Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz.

[QUOTE=Canary;27212519]Those aren't even blackbirds, they're Crows.[/QUOTE] Nope. Not crows. Crows are a lot bigger. These birds are about the same size, if not smaller, than a normal pigeon.

Fireworks my ass

Hearing this stuff reminds me of a TV show, I can't remember what show though.

Flashforward?