Dumb Dead Animal Panic Thread (Don't make any more threads about this) - Polidicks

December 21st 2011. They were wrong by a year.

[QUOTE=KillerPopcorn;27218694]If this is really the end of the world, us atheists are seriously fucked... :v:[/QUOTE] If this does actually turn out to be a full-scale religious-style apocalypse I am going to be pissed as fuck [editline]5th January 2011[/editline] somehow doubt it though

I hope echo 419 made it!

[QUOTE=General_Xing;27218248]can any british confirm if one landed in their tea and if so, did it ruin the drink[/QUOTE] Fuck that, I drink Pigeon blood.

whoa whoa whoa what the fuck [url]http://www.carteretnewstimes.com/articles/2010/12/28/topsail_voice/news/doc4d120c21c2083603738750.txt[/url] this article is from 2010 too, 22 december to be precise this happened 8 days before the arkansas one

[QUOTE=Delta616;27218907]Yes because 5 different species of birds dying all around the planet are completely unrelated to each other.[/QUOTE] except these birds died BECAUSE PEOPLE MUTILATED THEM.

Nostradamus was right! We're fucked :saddowns:

[QUOTE=Delta616;27218907]Yes because 5 different species of birds dying all around the planet are completely unrelated to each other.[/QUOTE] maybe they are completely unrelated smartass

We just tested a high velocity rail gun going 7/8ths of lightspeed and it blew up the atmosphere. [editline]5th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=MacD11;27218999]December 21st 2011. They were wrong by a year.[/QUOTE] It's january the fifth you dolt.

This appears to have no relation to the other news stories posted in the section.

Anybody remember how we kept joking about Episode 3 coming out after the world ends? :ohdear:

[QUOTE=Mikesword221;27219303]Anybody remember how we kept joking about Episode 3 coming out after the world ends? :ohdear:[/QUOTE] That means EPISODE 3 WILL BE OUT SOON HELL YEAH!

[QUOTE=Coffee;27218518]It's as bad as when Haiti happened and all Earthquakes were considered news.[/QUOTE] Holy shit, I actually remember that, and then being slightly worried about it. I am infinitely less worried now.

[QUOTE=Turnips5;27219131]If this does actually turn out to be a full-scale religious-style apocalypse I am going to be pissed as fuck [editline]5th January 2011[/editline] somehow doubt it though[/QUOTE] [highlight]IF[/highlight] that ever happens, then I'd be like "Meh, fuck it, I'm going to Hell... all my friends will be there anyway :v:"

[QUOTE=Nerts;27216803]Tin foil hat time, kiddies.[/QUOTE] :tinfoil: I'm ready.

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;27219414][highlight]IF[/highlight] that ever happens, then I'd be like "Meh, fuck it, I'm going to Hell... all my friends will be there anyway :v:"[/QUOTE] I have one friend who is definitely going to heaven if there is one, but other than that, pretty much. [editline]5th January 2011[/editline] but it's not going to happen, okay

We are so fucked :derp:

le poisson esta muerta

That's obviously a repercussion from Global warming.

Well I found my song for 2011 [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY&feature=related[/media]

Officials say these incidents happen all the time. according to my newspaper

Do you blindly trust everything you read in newspapers?

Spot are delicious and croakers are fucking annoying. They eat ANYTHING you can put on the end of a fishing line.

:10bux: It's another media scare.

You're kidding me right? I live in Maryland. The Chesapeake Bay is nasty as fuck and it wouldn't suprise me if it's just more pollution.

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;27219727]Do you blindly trust everything you read in newspapers?[/QUOTE] its a newspaper, i read it for news. Newspapers TV News Internet news articles. It's all the same.

[QUOTE=Coffee;27216079]Electro Magnetic fields from various electrical devices generally cause problems to birds navigation system causing them to fly about endlessly, this can lead to birds crashing into each other due to this confusion of their location which would explain the blunt trauma. As they're migratory birds then this is probably the case. [editline]5th January 2011[/editline] The death of the fish will probably just be a pollutant in the White River, I'm going on the basis that the bird and fish events are unrelated so it's probably a coincidence that the birds and the fish are dying at the same time.[/QUOTE] Damn post box. Anyway, if it were electromagnetic it would affect all birds and other animals and would affect a wider area. Also, pollutants would kill many species of fish and would be immediately noticed. The oil spill would be quite obvious and they would have jumped at the chance to make the accusation if they could. It also wouldn't flow that far up the Mississippi River.

In the thread: "goddamnit, why doesn't the apocalypse start already, i want everyone to die"

[quote]The recent slew of dead animals falling from skies and washing up on various coastlines (a troubling phenomenon which we’ve heard called, among other things, “Armageddon,” “The Apocalypse,” “A Viral Campaign,” “The End Times” and, our personal favorite, “The Aflockalypse“) continues today with the discovery of some 40,000 dead crabs washing up on a British shore. As with the whole mess of dead fish found in the Chesapeake Bay earlier, experts are pointing to record low temperatures. The Velvet swimming crabs – or devil crabs, as they’re also known – are apparently dying thanks to the coldest December Britain has felt in 120 years. The picture at left, from The Guardian, shows thousands of dead crabs dotting the beach.[/quote] [url=http://www.mediaite.com/online/dead-birds-fish-and-bears-oh-my-and-now-a-whole-bunch-of-crabs-are-dying-too/]Sauce[/url] [img]http://static01.mediaite.com/med/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/article-1344242-0CA69010000005DC-294_634x904.jpg[/img] Apparently this one has a cause (record low temperatures), but still spooky with all the other shit going on.

Why the hell does this keep happening