Dumb Dead Animal Panic Thread (Don't make any more threads about this)
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Whoa, spooky.
What the fuck is going on world fuck
To be honest, this probably happens on quite a regular basis, media have picked up on it to produce some hysteria as per usual.
Holy shit what the fuck is going on world
There's obviously a glitch in the matrix.
God dammit we're all going to die.
Are they all in some sort of suicide cult or something?
I think the same happened with whales recently in the UK. They think it's some kind of massive shark, but I'm not sure what kind of messed up animal would have a crab fetish that strong.
I tells you its dem aliens
This shit is fucking scary. It´s like the beginning of the end or some shit. I hope they find out what´s causing all this.
I think the Crab soup industry is going to boom, despite the fact the world's going to end.
so basically nobody seems to know why
[QUOTE=RubberFruit;27220611]I think the Crab soup industry is going to boom, despite the fact the world's going to end.[/QUOTE]
At least we'll get a good meal before the world ends.
This shit is actually ridiculous...
[b]IT KEEPS HAPPENING[/b] :byodood:
[QUOTE=Frisk;27220633]At least we'll get a good meal before the world ends.[/QUOTE]
Like in Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. That book is the shit.
Man we're all fucked :unsmith:
Hmm..
During the last two hundred years, the human population has grown from 1 billion to 6 fucking billion. We outnumber most animal species by far, and now they start dropping like a motherfucker!
What the hell is going on?! Soon there will be nothing but humans left on the planet
Oh crab, the world's gonna end.
But it will all have a nice and scientific explanation, right?
Right?
Its Always Black Birds.
Why does the Ecosystem have to be so Racist?
Animal Flu?
It might be Crab Flu, yes, but I think one of them farted :D
Your mum's undies still have more
it KEEPS HAPPENING D:.
Fish, crabs and birds dead what's next?
Somehow I can see it happening
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3vkJLw8cUs&feature=related[/media]
The difference between this and Earthquakes is that Earthquakes are fairly commonplace on the planet. Thousands of animals dying out of nowhere is [b]not[/b] commonplace.
They appear to be more "dead catch" than "deadliest catch".
[sp]I tried.[/sp]
My Biology professor said this was obvious to him. He said that blackbirds travel in enormous flocks and when they migrate they do not stop unless there is food or water. They will fly themselves to death. So out of the enormous flock a few thousand starved and died mid air.
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