Dumb Dead Animal Panic Thread (Don't make any more threads about this) - Polidicks

US gets birds, Britain gets crabs. Who is next?

[QUOTE=General Omega;27221395]US gets birds, Britain gets crabs. Who is next?[/QUOTE] france gets shrimp

[QUOTE=General Omega;27221395]Britain gets crabs. Who is next?[/QUOTE] I shouldn't have laughed at this, but I did :v:

[QUOTE=General Omega;27221395]US gets birds, Britain gets crabs. Who is next?[/QUOTE] germany gets gonorrhoea.

:ohdear:... I'm scared guys...

19439-1945 6 million jews died :mmmhmm:

Something smells fishy about this. :downsrim:

[QUOTE=Heidenreich;27221445]france gets shrimp[/QUOTE] But I am le tired.

Just looks like a regular day on a badly-cleaned beach to be honest. I remember seeing piles of dead crabs on the area of the beach where they allow dogs when I was on holiday once.

I hope we here get dead mosquitoes.

Just a coincidence. Hopefully :tinfoil:

[QUOTE=ChaosUnleash;27221511]Just looks like a regular day on a badly-cleaned beach to be honest. I remember seeing piles of dead crabs on the area of the beach where they allow dogs when I was on holiday once.[/QUOTE] Sea dogs?

So these were killed intentionally.. but what the balls is going on...

Global Warming.

ok this is really freaking me out now

Maybe this, but instead of crabs, all small furry cute kittens (oh crap I said furry) THEN everyone would be shitting bricks.

[QUOTE=TaniaTiger;27221645]So these were killed intentionally.. but what the balls is going on...[/QUOTE] Not only are the circumstances completely different, this article dates back a good week and a bit before the Arkansas bird kill even happened, and nobody gave a fuck about it then

[QUOTE=Toothpick;27221495]19439-1945 6 million jews died :mmmhmm:[/QUOTE] So, what you're saying is we have an epidemic spreading that affects only Jewish Time Travellers, starting at 19439 and ending in 1945? PHONE THE PRESIDENT.

The end... The end is here! Gotta hurry and complete my "Must do before dying" list before the time ends.

[QUOTE=ThePunisher1;27220526]What the fuck is going on world fuck To be honest, this probably happens on quite a regular basis, media have picked up on it to produce some hysteria as per usual.[/QUOTE] this

This just in, a squirrel died in my backyard.

This is really creeping me out, is there no actual explanation to why this is happening?

Thats only like 2 hours from me.

Soon birds will start flying backwards while smashing themselves into windows and religious statues will start to cry blood. Yep. Just hysteria, the media is picking up on every occurrence like this now. As said before, it is common.

THis is just the begginning the prelude to revelation you atheists will see with your own eyes the power of Christ God Revelation in one year we await our Lord God's return

Aw man why Maryland. My state is hardly the center of anything, and now even we have shit dying.

oh dear WHO WILL TRANSPORT UNSC MARINES NOW? :saddowns:

Remember when we had the Haiti earthquake, then people were posting earthquake news all the time? What happened? Oh yeah, nothing.

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