Dumb Dead Animal Panic Thread (Don't make any more threads about this) - Polidicks

UFO, I tell you. First they killed the fish and then crashed into the birds.

According to my calculations, that's 375 000 000 000$ lost since each Blackbird budget is estimated up to 75 000 000$.

[QUOTE=Craptasket;27173464]Air to sea, men are next :twisted:[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g9WjcGdxuM[/media]

Hopefully humans aren't next :tinfoil:

2012

Fucking hell, fireworks couldn't have caused that.

[QUOTE=RayDark;27173694]Fucking hell, fireworks couldn't have caused that.[/QUOTE] I think the music of Katy Perry can do a lot more than that.

Who the fuck counts fish.

Shit... This certainly isn't going to help with all the end of the world fanatics everywhere.

2012 is among us grab your bibles and big stone calendars.

5,000 blackbirds dropped from the sky. [media]http://flagstillstandsforfreedom.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/blackbird6.jpg[/media]

[quote=bmb;27173786]5,000 blackbirds dropped from the sky. [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/"]View Image[/URL] [IMG]http://flagstillstandsforfreedom.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/blackbird6.jpg[/IMG] [URL]http://flagstillstandsforfreedom.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/blackbird6.jpg[/URL] [/quote] How terrible :(

Is there no pictures of this?

I live in Arkansas... the bird drop has happened a few times before, in 2001, and 1973. Although I don't know about the fish, and the local news hasn't reported on it yet. I guess I'll be Facepunch's informant of the Apocalypse. [QUOTE=booster;27174109]Is there no pictures of this?[/QUOTE] No pics, but here's a video. [URL]http://www.katv.com/global/category.asp?c=189703&clipId=5433399&topVideoCatNo=189702&autoStart=true[/URL]

[QUOTE=Phantom Lord;27174142]I live in Arkansas... the bird drop has happened a few times before, in 2001, and 1973. Although I don't know about the fish, and the local news hasn't reported on it yet. I guess I'll be Facepunch's informant of the Apocalypse.[/QUOTE] It was on CNN like an hour ago. OH GOD BP HAS BRIBED YOUR LOCAL NEWS!!! Get out! While you still can!

I thought this would have had to be a troll/parody thread the coincidence was too much

[QUOTE=Phantom Lord;27174142]I live in Arkansas... the bird drop has happened a few times before, in 2001, and 1973. Although I don't know about the fish, and the local news hasn't reported on it yet. I guess I'll be Facepunch's informant of the Apocalypse. No pics, but here's a video. [URL]http://www.katv.com/global/category.asp?c=189703&clipId=5433399&topVideoCatNo=189702&autoStart=true[/URL][/QUOTE] You're next.

[QUOTE=Hamm0;27174207]I thought this would have had to be a troll/parody thread the coincidence was too much[/QUOTE] Nope... I just found a local source. [url]http://www.todaysthv.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=136401&catid=2[/url] Well shit, guys.

[img]http://www.digibarn.com/collections/screenshots/Screenshots%20Funstuff/OhShit.jpg[/img] Now I want this key.

2011 is trying to steal 2012's thunder.

Fish for dinner.

That's a lot of fish.

I dare someone to cook and eat one of the fish.

[QUOTE=Swilly;27174584]I dare someone to cook and eat one of the fish.[/QUOTE] But that'll transfer the plague to people. Then the monkeys will rise and destroy it all. [img]http://www.ballardian.com/images/statue_planet.jpg[/img]

Improbability drive activated.

Game and Fish is actually saying it's safe to eat from the river those fish were found in... Is this starting to seem like a bad horror movie setup to anyone else?

:tinfoil:

Oh America.. [editline]3rd January 2011[/editline] Do you people even give a shit?

[QUOTE=acds;27173262]So, they are going to target black people next?[/QUOTE] Or greasy nerds :ohdear:

[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;27173381]They already covered black with the birds. Come on people! Think of other oil related terms! Arkansas needs us now.[/QUOTE] Pipeline!! OH GOD IT'S IN THE WATER SUPPLY :byodood: