Dumb Dead Animal Panic Thread (Don't make any more threads about this) - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Badal;27219797]:10bux: It's another media scare.[/QUOTE] Yes the media is making it rain birds and is killing millions of fish, and making my entire area smell like a fish market from hell.

England too? nothing is sacred.

[QUOTE=ravioolz;27217831]first the fish then the birds then humans :byodood:[/QUOTE] and then the bears will assume control

[QUOTE=RubberFruit;27220563]I think the same happened with whales recently in the UK. They think it's some kind of massive shark, but I'm not sure what kind of messed up animal would have a crab fetish that strong.[/QUOTE] massive shark your say? the megalodon.....it returns [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SRD6mIFYXBk/S-2pOG2SV8I/AAAAAAAAABI/lQOj8Hrmbk0/s1600/Megalodon_Foto.jpg[/img] (that's a motherfucking t-rex right there)

[QUOTE=The golden;27223337]Not a surprise. This years winter (around the globe) has been very harsh.[/QUOTE] This, people just need to be more interested in the subject and they'll find out stuff like this has already happened before.

[QUOTE=FPChris;27221114]"Take these broken wings and learn to fly." Basically, Paul McCartney is responsible for this.[/QUOTE] I was waiting for someone to make a joke about this.

The baby jesus is returning to us PRAISE THE LARD lord but I'm keeping that typo

I almost alarming how much control the media has over what holds our interest at a particular time. I bet this happens all the time, but people are only noticing and freaking out about it because the media is now reporting on it.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY[/media] Thread music

[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;27209001]Well we humans fucked up (again) I wonder what it is we did this time.[/QUOTE] I guess we dun goofed, but it's going to take a little while until we can figure out what's going on :/

This is spooky.

[img]http://gyazo.com/65d0b56948e7062354915b4b67c6ab6d.png[/img] [img]http://gyazo.com/a26e699dcd477a0ff768820759a3b3af.png[/img] [img]http://gyazo.com/d3fa57aea5cf202f32264333488ea31c.png[/img] [img]http://gyazo.com/91c36cacd2c881c197743e5e484e92f7.png[/img] [img]http://gyazo.com/9ec8002acf6ddfa684a807adf8f2faf0.png[/img] [img]http://gyazo.com/6ee38a32c8f9e5723bd3995246565b90.png[/img] Can somebody please tell me what the fuck is going on?

I once had 40,000 dead crabs wash up on my shores before.

Earth is pissed.

I wonder whats going to next. I put my money on humans.

I wouldnt be suprised if someone did this to capitalise on the new wave of birds dying. If another stream dies out mysteriously though, I will be a monkeys uncle.

I bet this is how the dinosaurs died. But in all seriousness; with all of these new mass animal deaths around the world, how many of them have actual causes for death?

Whales next, I call it.

I'm fairly sure the only thing unusual about these occurances is people reporting them

An advocate of the armageddon would say that the means are not the apocalypse. The end/s is.

40,000 Dead crab? Clearly this is Viral Marketing from Games Workshop for some new Tyranid stuff.

Chaos has come to Earth earlier than expected, soon the oceans will boil away and we'll have hell to pay!

FISH KILL /c

[QUOTE=DeanWinchester;27220537]There's obviously a glitch in the matrix.[/QUOTE] I came to the exact same conclusion today when I had a small bout of deja-vu. Also, this bird/sealife death thing seems really popular in the news lately, should I be putting on my tinfoil hat yet? :tinfoil:

Soon when all animals are dead, it is going to happen to us humans.

2012 is based largely around the concept of our magnetic field being disrupted in the period before, during and after the 21st of December.... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNdiORCrl0Q[/media]

[QUOTE=Darkslicer;27220780]Fish, crabs and birds dead what's next?[/QUOTE] Us. [editline]6th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Coffee;27221222]Who counts crabs?[/QUOTE] You're mother, after a night on the job.

[QUOTE=KillerPopcorn;27218694]If this is really the end of the world, us atheists are seriously fucked... :v:[/QUOTE] How so? 1) no reason this is god, and not natural. 2) religions today(most) only believe in one god, out of what has been a proposed billion since our start of being theistic, why are they right to pick? I think it's thor personally.

Unrelated, but still shitty.

Hell yeah time to prepare a Last Day on Earth party :toot: :toot: :toot: