Dumb Dead Animal Panic Thread (Don't make any more threads about this) - Polidicks

We all know whats really going on here. [img]http://www.fantasyflightgames.com/ffg_content/ffg-supply/art-sleeves/FFS06-spawn-of-cthulhu-hi-res.jpg[/img]

Global warming and stuff!!!!!!!

chinese and their magnet fields again

Non mysterious deaths to pelicans, not in any way related to other events of similar subject matter.

If it's the planet's magnetic field then why is it only affecting a few types of birds

isnt that the premise of 2012

All birds have different types of biological compases, they are set with different functions. One gene can make a difference, and with different species there's more than one gene that's off from others. Also, another news thread had a source that said the fish is something unrelated to the birds, I didnt bother go in that thread sadly though. Typing on the iPhone is a bitch. [b]EDIT:[/b] Apparently it's now affecting seagulls in NC.

If it's the weather that caused the death of millions of fish, how come there hasn't been any larger scale fish deaths during the last few years? Like 5 or 6 years ago the winter was just as harsh as it is this time Or have millions of fishes been dying all the time, but the bitches just repopulate so fast? If that's the case, why are we so concerned about this shit?

Viral marketing has gone too far.

[QUOTE=Bat-shit;27227050]If it's the weather that caused the death of millions of fish, how come there hasn't been any larger scale fish deaths during the last few years? Like 5 or 6 years ago the winter was just as harsh as it is this time Or have millions of fishes been dying all the time, but the bitches just repopulate so fast? If that's the case, why are we so concerned about this shit?[/QUOTE] considering there has been massive flooding in california, and australia, and there has been a considerable amount of snow in the U.S, and for canada (where i live at least) there has not been too much snow, is pretty odd.

:ohdear:

[QUOTE=Lick;27221136]It's the oil spill. Did everyone just fucking forget about it?[/QUOTE] Yep. Oil can fly into the sky to kill certain types of birds

In 6 days, every living cell on Earth will die. You had one chance.

Gotta love dead fish, also the Chesapeake Bay can be seen within 100 steps from my home in Calvert County. In the past week or so it's been the usual up and down from 50 one day to 30 the next. This is normal here in Maryland for our winters.

[QUOTE=DVH;27220697]Oh crab, the world's gonna end. But it will all have a nice and scientific explanation, right? Right?[/QUOTE] Well, they already do: Record low oceanic temperatures. What caused the temperatures and whether human actions affect this is a different question though.

Somebody's mom must of jumped in the ocean and poisoned all of the animals. Might of been mine...

It's clearly "record low temperatures".

[QUOTE=DogGunn;27229162]It's clearly "record low temperatures".[/QUOTE] Most likely

At least is wasn't spycrabs.

[QUOTE=tehMuffinMan;27228989]In 6 days, every living cell on Earth will die. You had one chance.[/QUOTE] :saddowns:

Ok, now i'm really fuckin' scared! :ohdear:

First birds in some other country now this!?!

Why can't people read its something to do with the climate and the cold.

:siren:[B]THIS JUST IN![/B]:siren: Hundreds of thousands of dead fish are washing up on the shores of Lake Michigan with each passing day! [sp]Internet high-five if you get the joke.[/sp]

[QUOTE=DeanWinchester;27220958]It's more than 3: 30/12/2010 <-> 05/01/2011 - Paraná, Brazil - 100 tonnes of fish wash up ashore, mainly sardines. 31/12/2010 - Arkansas River, Arkansas, United States - 100,000 drum fish wash up along the Arkansas river. 01/12/2011 - Beebe, Arkansas, United States - 5,000 black birds fell within a one-mile area. 03/01/2011 - Pointe Coupee, Louisiana, United States - Around 500 birds fall within a quarter-mile stretch of roadway. 05/01/2011 - Falköping, Sweden - Around 100 birds drop dead from the skies. [B]05/01/2011 - Chesapeake Bay - 2 million fish have been reported dead from the Bay Bridge south to Tangier Sound.[/B] And now this.[/QUOTE] I live in Maryland, how have I not heard of this yet?

Have fun cleaning that up.

They probably fire a bunch of anti-aircraft guns into the sky.

The birdpocolypse begins.

[QUOTE=RubberFruit;27220563]I think the same happened with whales recently in the UK. They think it's some kind of massive shark, but I'm not sure what kind of messed up animal would have a crab fetish that strong.[/QUOTE] Wouldn't a massive shark like, eat the crabs?

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