Dumb Dead Animal Panic Thread (Don't make any more threads about this) - Polidicks

[QUOTE=J4censolo;27238647]WHAT'S HAPPENiNG[/QUOTE] Animals are dying, glad I cleared this up for ya!

We are all going to die on may 21. NOT

[QUOTE=Simples;27238668]Animals are dying, glad I cleared this up for ya![/QUOTE] [img]http://www.martingordon.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/the_more_you_know.jpg[/img]

theys corrupted our waters

I'm sure this is all normal and people haven't just thought about reporting it now or something nah I'm kidding we're all going to die

I am 90% sure this happens all the time.. News just picked it up to gain more viewers.

This is odd. Lots of dead birds in Sweden too and a ton of dead crabs washing ashore in the UK. The world is preparing for 2012. :ohdear:

Great start for 2011.

[QUOTE=peepin;27238735]I am 90% sure this happens all the time.. News just picked it up to gain more viewers.[/QUOTE] I guess this wouldn't be that strange if this was just a single incident. But the fact that all these animal deaths around the world are happening at the same time is slightly discomforting.

[QUOTE=peepin;27238735]I am 90% sure this happens all the time..[/QUOTE] Sorry, but I disagree. AFAIK we're not used to hear about massive fish/bird deaths all the time. There's definitely something fishy going on here.

[QUOTE=CommanderPT;27238751]This is odd. Lots of dead birds in Sweden too and a ton of dead crabs washing ashore in the UK. The world is preparing for 2012. :ohdear:[/QUOTE] Calm down, it's only a viral for the LHC's black hole coming in 2012.

[QUOTE=DamagePoint;27238771]I guess this wouldn't be that strange if this was just a single incident. But the fact that all these animal deaths around the world are happening at the same time is slightly discomforting.[/QUOTE] It's only discomforting because it's being reported in the media. This happens most of the time in nature. People are just connecting it all because all the incidents are reported in their own newspapers.

[QUOTE=Beafman;27238852]It's only discomforting because it's being reported in the media. This happens most of the time in nature. People are just connecting it all because all the incidents are reported in their own newspapers.[/QUOTE] I hope you're right, but I find it odd that these events are rarely reported then.

[QUOTE=DamagePoint;27238771]I guess this wouldn't be that strange if this was just a single incident. But the fact that all these animal deaths around the world are happening at the same time is slightly discomforting.[/QUOTE] Its winter.. Most of the animal deaths are happening in the Northern part of the hemisphere. Sudden drop in temperatures can be lethal to animals. Whether they live in the ocean or on land/air. [QUOTE=Pretiacruento;27238775]Sorry, but I disagree. AFAIK we're not used to hear about massive fish/bird deaths all the time. There's definitely something fishy going on here.[/QUOTE] It all started with Red winged black birds, it was talked about EVERYWHERE: Twitter, Facebook, radio, and television. So, now they are just finding more dead animals to report on. To gain publicity. Now this is what I think/believe. If you don't share my opinion, I will still love you <3

Its a war I say... First battle was the Fishs Navy vs the Birds Air-force Second was the Crab Armada vs the Bear Cavalry We basically have 3 factions, Air creatures, Water creatures and Earth creatures :tinfoil:

[QUOTE=sLysdal;27239065]Its a war I say... First battle was the Fishs Navy vs the Birds Air-force Second was the Crab Armada vs the Bear Cavalry We basically have 3 factions, Air creatures, Water creatures and Earth creatures :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] Sounds like a plot element to fuck shit up.

Mass suicides

Oh god, poor animals.

I am 99% sure this has already been posted and you are late

2011 - The year of dead animals

[url]http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20110105/twl-two-million-fish-found-dead-in-maryl-3fd0ae9.html[/url] yeah. Stop worrying guys [editline]6th January 2011[/editline] Also, the dead crabs one has happened a couple of times before AGES ago in the exact same place with the same species

[QUOTE=Turnips5;27239364][URL]http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20110105/twl-two-million-fish-found-dead-in-maryl-3fd0ae9.html[/URL] yeah. Stop worrying guys [editline]6th January 2011[/editline] Also, the dead crabs one has happened a couple of times before AGES ago in the exact same place with the same species[/QUOTE] WAT!? The Crab Cult is doing mass suicide.. AGAIN? :tinfoil:

[QUOTE=sLysdal;27239433]WAT!? The Crab Cult is doing mass suicide.. AGAIN? :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] You didn't give a shit about it when it happened before, so why do you care now?

This sure is strange. I bet it's the crab people causing this.

[QUOTE=Turnips5;27239455]You didn't give a shit about it when it happened before, so why do you care now?[/QUOTE] I don't, I read somewhere ages ago that that the earths magnetic poles are screwing up and at some point soon we will have 4 magnetic poles, tho as global warming, this has happened many times before in earth history and isn't human created, also mentioned that the animals will adapt but a couple wouldn't [editline]6th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Franke_R!?;27239503]This sure is strange. I bet it's the crab people causing this.[/QUOTE] Craaaab people... Craaaab people... Craaaab people... :tinfoil:

Colder than normal water, this isn't the apocalypse.

[QUOTE=W0w00t;27238703]theys corrupted our waters[/QUOTE] Now they're coming for our women and children!

I guess you could say they're in a [i]fishy[/i] situation.

Someone is fucking trolling the animals! But seriously speaking... What the fuck?!

[quote]“It is a horrendous crash in the population,” he said, [B]adding similar crab deaths happened in the same place two years and five years ago[/B].[/quote] this is a different dead crabs one, I was talking about the one in england again, shows there's nothing to worry about