Dumb Dead Animal Panic Thread (Don't make any more threads about this) - Polidicks

I think this will escalate...

Are we going to run out of drinkable water soon too?

What are PETA going to say about this?

[QUOTE=Auwldude;27242488]What are PETA going to say about this?[/QUOTE] It was gods will.

[QUOTE=peepin;27239028]Its winter.. Most of the animal deaths are happening in the Northern part of the hemisphere. Sudden drop in temperatures can be lethal to animals. Whether they live in the ocean or on land/air. This is just like that whole Earthquake scare from last year. It all started with Red winged black birds, it was talked about EVERYWHERE: Twitter, Facebook, radio, and television. So, now they are just finding more dead animals to report on. To gain publicity. Now this is what I think/believe. If you don't share my opinion, I will still love you <3[/QUOTE]

I live in Arkansas. How did I miss the entire bird/fish story? What the hell.

Well, I heard tht some of these fish death cases were due to too low temperatures... Maybe the warm ocean currents are starting to fuck up due to the changing weather. Y'know, like how the global warming groups predicted. But nooo, global warming is obviously fake. :downs:

Avian/Aquatic Bird/Fish Flu Cancer Hepatitis Influenza Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicvolcanoconiosis coupled with mild depression [editline]6th January 2011[/editline] and stress

[QUOTE=peepin;27239028]It all started with Red winged black birds, it was talked about EVERYWHERE: Twitter, Facebook, radio, and television. So, now they are just finding more dead animals to report on. To gain publicity. Now this is what I think/believe. If you don't share my opinion, I will still love you <3[/QUOTE] Oh I still love you, regardless... :gay:

231 dead humans found in Texas. Moving on.

[quote]Authorities are looking into reports of dead birds in Louisville and Western Kentucky but have found nothing to connect them to the “aflockalypse,” the well-publicized incidents of mass bird deaths reported in other states, including Arkansas. “Everybody is looking for me to tie these (incidents) together,” said Mark Marraccini, a spokesman for the Kentucky Department of Fish and Wildlife Services. “But I can't do that.” Indiana Department of Natural Resources spokesman Phil Bloom said he's not heard of any reports of mass death of birds in Indiana. But the Internet has been atwitter over an alleged wildlife apocalypse, ever since reports that several thousand red-winged blackbirds died on New Years Eve in Beebe, Ark. That was followed by a report of a few hundred dead birds in Louisiana, then a TV report out of Paducah of a woman claiming dead birds in her yard. Throw in massive fish kills in Arkansas and Maryland –— even dead crabs in England –— and there's been talk of the end times or conspiracy theories. All the attention has people looking more closely for dead wildlife, and is making them more likely to call a news outlet or wildlife authorities if they see something, said zoologist and bird watcher Brainard Palmer-Ball. Birds can die in groups in many different ways, he said, especially in winter during a stressful year. Storms can kill them. Birds also sometimes ingest pesticides and die. “It's just people noticing them,” he said. Sometimes government agents or others get permits to kill birds that have become pests, he said. Shawchyi Vorisek, who has been tracking bird deaths for the state wildlife agency, said a Louisville woman reported six dead birds Thursday. “If it's just a few birds, we don't send them in for tests,” she said. “That is kind of a normal occurrence.” The agency's veterinarian, Aaron Hecht, said, however, he would look into the incident. Vorisek said the public should only report six or more dead birds found in close proximately. Last week in Murray, Ky., a couple of hundred grackles, cowbirds, starlings and red-winged blackbirds died within a couple of blocks of each other. Authorities sent a sampling of the birds to a lab for testing, and so far have nothing conclusive.[/quote][URL]http://www.courier-journal.com/article/20110106/NEWS01/301060084/Kentucky+bird+deaths+unrelated+to++aflockalypse+++officials+say[/URL] I do agree that people are just noticing it more, it is probably nothing...well hopefully nothing.

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Super

[quote]It's just people noticing them[/quote]

extinction of birds

[QUOTE=Ermac20;27248834]extinction of birds[/QUOTE] So what? Who needs birds?

They should fry them up so the meat doesn't go to waste.

Without chickens world hunger will start. We need chickens!

It's Y2K11 :psyduck:

[QUOTE=Miskatonic;27248926]It's Y2K11 :psyduck:[/QUOTE] Y2K stands for "Year 2000" so it would be Y2011

[QUOTE=Diealready;27249194]Y2K stands for "Year 2000" so it would be Y2011[/QUOTE] Before now, I never knew how to count, thank you for enlightening me.

where.. where is it.. where.. oh, found it [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vHRMeRszw4[/media]

[QUOTE=Diealready;27249194]Y2K stands for "Year 2000" so it would be Y2011[/QUOTE] k represents thousand so Y2K11 makes sense

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1046364-Circumcision-helps-stop-virus-Study-finds[/url] WE NEED TO START CIRCUMCISING EVERYTHING! I'm a motherfuckin genius

Cold weather, people. Calm down, the Earth hasn't been this cold since the 19th century, of course birds, who are used to weather that isn't as rare as the 19th century, are gonna get killed by this.

[QUOTE=SockFC;27250385]Cold weather, people. Calm down, the Earth hasn't been this cold since the 19th century, of course birds, who are used to weather that isn't as rare as the 19th century, are gonna get killed by this.[/QUOTE] That's hardly a way to calm people down, telling them it's freak weather conditions

[QUOTE=SockFC;27250385]Cold weather, people. Calm down, the Earth hasn't been this cold since the 19th century, of course birds, who are used to weather that isn't as rare as the 19th century, are gonna get killed by this.[/QUOTE] it's the warmest fuckin winter ever where i live

I wasn't around in the 19th century, how come I'm not falling out the sky?

[QUOTE=maurits150;27248902]Without chickens world hunger will start. We need chickens![/QUOTE] Listen to this man, he knows his way around poultry.

^Because it's extremely colder where the birds usually are. Plus you're not really comparable to a bird, seeing as most of the time you're probably in a place with lots of heat.