Dumb Dead Animal Panic Thread (Don't make any more threads about this) - Polidicks

[QUOTE=RixxzIV;27261268][url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1344913/Animal-death-mystery-Two-MILLION-dead-fish-wash-Maryland-bay.html#ixzz1AMVPQmT9[/url][/QUOTE] [quote]Rapid movement of Magnetic North Pole towards Russia may have caused bird deaths[/quote] damn it, russia

Those are obviously Seagulls.

Seriously WTF is going on?

Fuck hate those seagulls

man this shit is not gonna end well at ALL

[QUOTE=Identity;27261334]Those are obviously Seagulls.[/QUOTE] have you never seen a seagull

I live not far from there I'm scared

I feel like I'm in the prologue to a zombie film

Holy shit those are [b]not[/b] seagulls dumbasses

[QUOTE=Uber|nooB;27261423]have you never seen a seagull[/QUOTE] I live in Florida. They're everywhere. Edit: I said they're Seagulls, because half of the people who view the LMAO pics thread think pigeons are seagulls and vice versa.

[QUOTE=Identity;27261444]I live in Florida. They're everywhere.[/QUOTE] i live in glasgow, and they are everywhere as well, and they sure don't look like the OP's pictures [editline]7th January 2011[/editline] in the [url=http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/01/07/article-1344913-0CAD3146000005DC-505_634x382.jpg]closeup photo[/url] you can see it's a pigeon (look at the beak)

Was it not proven in another news thread that this is natural and that the media is blowing it up to be something bigger than it actually is?

[QUOTE=Uber|nooB;27261468]i live in glasgow, and they are everywhere as well, and they sure don't look like the OP's pictures[/QUOTE] How ballsy are they there? Because the ones here will literally walk up to you on a beach and steal your food.

100 birds fell dead in Poland yesterday...

[QUOTE=zotic;27261363]Fuck hate those seagulls[/QUOTE] Those are clean pigeons.

[url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1046430-Mass-bird-fish-deaths-common-says-biologists]Mass bird, fish deaths common, say biologists.[/url]

[QUOTE=Uber|nooB;27261468]i live in glasgow, and they are everywhere as well, and they sure don't look like the OP's pictures [editline]7th January 2011[/editline] in the [url=http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/01/07/article-1344913-0CAD3146000005DC-505_634x382.jpg]closeup photo[/url] you can see it's a pigeon (look at the beak)[/QUOTE] [img]http://blackburn.theoffside.com/files/2010/09/seagull.jpg[/img]

dead birds are [i]so[/i] three days ago

[QUOTE=Identity;27261492]How ballsy are they there? Because the ones here will literally walk up to you on a beach and steal your food.[/QUOTE] they steal your food and shit on your head for having the audacity to stand anywhere near under them. [editline]7th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Identity;27261557][img_thumb]http://blackburn.theoffside.com/files/2010/09/seagull.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] god damn it, fine, you win.

Really isn't a good time to be a bird at the moment.

[QUOTE=Uber|nooB;27261582]they steal your food and shit on your head for having the audacity to stand anywhere near under them. [editline]7th January 2011[/editline] god damn it, fine, you win.[/QUOTE] Oh, I wasn't trying to win. But look at how cute he is.

[QUOTE=orgornot;27261345]Seriously WTF is going on?[/QUOTE] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4237780/2010-12-28_221205_the%2Bend%2Bis%2Bnigh.jpg[/img]

Can we put this in the OP? [url]http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jUMR9hgvvvjAem8_8-v5V9Ow-nug?docId=eb2eb78242fe4290a414e0644cda18a6[/url] I swear you guys are retarded if you believe for one second that this is anything more than the media trying to get readers and viewers by scaring you

If this is common and all, why do people suddenly go all mad about it now? Does this mean for the past few centuries a few hundred birds rains down on a different town every day and people are like: Business as usual.

[QUOTE=Foogooman;27262407]Can we put this in the OP? [url]http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jUMR9hgvvvjAem8_8-v5V9Ow-nug?docId=eb2eb78242fe4290a414e0644cda18a6[/url] I swear you guys are retarded if you believe for one second that this is anything more than the media trying to get readers and viewers by scaring you[/QUOTE] I suspected as much, thanks for giving me an article I can show all of my friends.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gXGRCI4tBY[/url]

[QUOTE=Heidenreich;27173403]2012 came early[/QUOTE] thats what bp said [editline]12th January 2011[/editline] Somebody keep an eye out for Al Gore......that fuck