Donald Trump’s ‘Major’ News Now Twitter Laughingstock
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[QUOTE=rilez;38167693]The Onion is on the case! They've now interviewed Trump himself about the announcement:
[h2]Trump Announces He's A Very Sad Man[/h2]
[URL]http://www.theonion.com/articles/trump-announces-hes-a-very-sad-man,30077/[/URL]
[IMG]http://o.onionstatic.com/images/18/18520/16x9/635.jpg?9892[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I like this one better:
[url]http://www.theonion.com/articles/trump-unable-to-produce-certificate-proving-hes-no,20250/[/url]
I need to see this video in 1080p
Do it, Obama. $5 Mil to Charity for showing a couple papers? Pfffft
He's asking for something in return, not tax deductible!
Obama should just print out goatse and send it to him in a brown envelope.
hate obama or not, this guy is being a dipshit :v:
[QUOTE=thisispain;38170938]Obama should just print out goatse and send it to him in a brown envelope.[/QUOTE]
I pictured something like this actually.
[img]http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/5329/turnmn1.jpg[/img]
So like
Is he..[B]black mailing[/B] the president?
[I]If you don't show me some documents, I'm not going to donate to charities of your choice and they won't be as happy as they could be!![/I]
Guilt trip maybe?
[QUOTE=Edthefirst;38171864]I pictured something like this actually.
[img]http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/5329/turnmn1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
if your a machine that would cause a paradox
Trump is a machine
[QUOTE=J!NX;38172133]if your a machine that would cause a paradox
Trump is a machine[/QUOTE]
No, it's not contradicting, it's just redundant. It'd essentially be the same as "10 GOTO 20. 20 GOTO 10." The machine would just repeat the task as fast as it could until stopped.
Weasely and transparent. It's obvious bait. If Obama doesn't release his papers (and he likely won't, since it's a frivolous line of criticism at best), then Trump will try to pull out some lame, intellectually dishonest tanget about the president trying to hide his shady past-dealings, using his refused pledge to donate money to charity as "evidence" of the president's misdealings.
If Obama [I]does[/I] release his papers, then Trump will argue, "Is five million dollars what it takes just to get you to be honest? How can America trust somebody like that?"
It'd be a lose-lose situation if anybody gave two shits about what Donald Trump thought. Instead, it's just a sad gambit from a guy clinging to his last threads of relevance.
[QUOTE=Cone;38167602]I find it hilarious that a man with hair that fucking ridiculous could ever get taken seriously as a presidential candidate[/QUOTE]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boris_Johnson[/url] wants a word...
So Trump is holding $5 million hostage, threatening to not give it to charity if Obama doesn't comply? What a dick.
I don't see whats so bad, release the college records and be proud of going to a prestigious school and make a charity very fucking happy. He really should do it.
Unless, he did not go to college and has no records to prove, or he did terrible. As a republican would say.
[editline]24th October 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;38172605]Weasely and transparent. It's obvious bait. If Obama doesn't release his papers (and he likely won't, since it's a frivolous line of criticism at best), then Trump will try to pull out some lame, intellectually dishonest tanget about the president trying to hide his shady past-dealings, using his refused pledge to donate money to charity as "evidence" of the president's misdealings.
If Obama [I]does[/I] release his papers, then Trump will argue, "Is five million dollars what it takes just to get you to be honest? How can America trust somebody like that?"
It'd be a lose-lose situation if anybody gave two shits about what Donald Trump thought. Instead, it's just a sad gambit from a guy clinging to his last threads of relevance.[/QUOTE]
I guess that could happen, but Obama could easily play that off.
[QUOTE=rilez;38167693]The Onion is on the case! They've now interviewed Trump himself about the announcement:
[h2]Trump Announces He's A Very Sad Man[/h2]
[URL]http://www.theonion.com/articles/trump-announces-hes-a-very-sad-man,30077/[/URL]
[IMG]http://o.onionstatic.com/images/18/18520/16x9/635.jpg?9892[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Wow his mouth looks like an inflated anus.
[editline]25th October 2012[/editline]
Also Obama should do this just for the lols.
Oh no, so bad; our president has to release some basic information. And a charity gets money. so bad! this is an outrage! our president shouldn't have to release any of his personal info! its not like he runs the country or anything!
I wouldn't do it, personally. The only people who care about this shit will just dismiss it if he actually hands over his records, anyway, same as they did with the birth certificate.
"Yeah, well, they're probably fakes anyway! What are you hiding, Obongo?"
Yeah but the opporunity to say, 'Fuck you' to Trump and get a few dollars for charity is pretty cool.
You see, this is the whole point, Trump is trying to get people to go like, 'amagash he should do it, but wait, what if he doesnt, does that mean he's herp derp--'
Attention whore.
[QUOTE=Mike42012;38173225]Yeah but the opporunity to say, 'Fuck you' to Trump and get a few dollars for charity is pretty cool.
You see, this is the whole point, Trump is trying to get people to go like, 'amagash he should do it, but wait, what if he doesnt, does that mean he's herp derp--'[/QUOTE]
Nah, best to not even give Trump a stage. Ignore him completely, let him flap like a broken sail. If Obama responds to this in any way, it'll just give more fuel to keep harassing him on this kind of bullshit. And it's not like it ends if he releases the transcripts. After that, they'll want something else. First it was birth certificate, now transcripts and applications, what next? Medical records? Bank statements?
Even acknowledging dumb gambits like this implies that they're worth responding to.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;38173305]Nah, best to not even give Trump a stage. Ignore him completely, let him flap like a broken sail. If Obama responds to this in any way, it'll just give more fuel to keep harassing him on this kind of bullshit. And it's not like it ends if he releases the transcripts. After that, they'll want something else. First it was birth certificate, now transcripts and applications, what next? Medical records? Bank statements?
Even acknowledging dumb gambits like this implies that they're worth responding to.[/QUOTE]
they'll want mother's maiden name, the street he grew up on, and the back of his credit card
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;38173305]Nah, best to not even give Trump a stage. Ignore him completely, let him flap like a broken sail. If Obama responds to this in any way, it'll just give more fuel to keep harassing him on this kind of bullshit. And it's not like it ends if he releases the transcripts. After that, they'll want something else. First it was birth certificate, now transcripts and applications, what next? Medical records? Bank statements?
Even acknowledging dumb gambits like this implies that they're worth responding to.[/QUOTE]
Well, I guess that is a worse punishment for Trump, however, I still want someone to get some retribution going against him.
[QUOTE=NeonpieDFTBA;38168301]Boris Johnson is mayor of London..[/QUOTE]
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/39/Boris_Johnson_-opening_bell_at_NASDAQ-14Sept2009-3c_cropped.jpg/220px-Boris_Johnson_-opening_bell_at_NASDAQ-14Sept2009-3c_cropped.jpg[/img]
When I first google'd it I thought it was a cameo from SNL or some other comedy show
[QUOTE=Keegs;38173446][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/39/Boris_Johnson_-opening_bell_at_NASDAQ-14Sept2009-3c_cropped.jpg/220px-Boris_Johnson_-opening_bell_at_NASDAQ-14Sept2009-3c_cropped.jpg[/img]
When I first google'd it I thought it was a cameo from SNL or some other comedy show[/QUOTE]
And some people pitch that they want him for party leader.
Party leader.
of the main party running the country.
It doesn't get any better than that folks.
How could he manage a party if he can't manage his hair
:ohdear:
If he has nothing to hide, he might as well do it and donate to charity, but on the other hand, giving into Trumps little extortion plan looks bad and gives trump more attention that he wants.
I find it funny how Trump is so rich he can just throw around 5M like this.
This is proof that just because you know business, doesn't mean that you are good with politics, or overall intelligent.
[I]*cough*[/I] Romney [I]*cough*[/I]
He should save that $5mil for the next time he goes bankrupt.
Wow. Dick.
This is no different than when Jack Thompson said he'd donate to charity if someone made his twisted-as-fuck video game idea. I wouldn't be surprised if Obama did it and Trump said "That was just a test, I'm not actually donating anything", as Thompson did.
You know, Trump, political fuckery may be hilarious to you, but there are real people out there who could really use that donation. Don't be a fucking twat.
[QUOTE=Dalndox;38174965]Wow. Dick.
This is no different than when Jack Thompson said he'd donate to charity if someone made his twisted-as-fuck video game idea. I wouldn't be surprised if Obama did it and Trump said "That was just a test, I'm not actually donating anything", as Thompson did.
[B]
You know, Trump, political fuckery may be hilarious to you, but there are real people out there who could really use that donation. Don't be a fucking twat.[/B][/QUOTE]
Well to be fair, we don't know for sure if he wouldn't give $5m to charity. He probably would, but then say, 'It took me $5,000,000 to get our president to be honest'
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