Burger King Israel is giving away sex toys with a meal on Valentine's day - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Xubs;51820394]it isn't for sex explicitly, scalp massagers aren't sex toys. However, some people feel that scalp messages are sexually stimulating, so they're sometimes associated with and used for that. It isn't really a fetish either so much as there's a lot of nerve endings on the scalp so stimulating that area is very physically pleasurable to some people. Kinda like tickling, in a way.[/QUOTE] Isn't that something like the concept ASMR? It stimulates the brain into that phenomenal tingly feeling that goes from your head to your body, some leading to a sort of sexual excitement. Besides, if they explicitly want tickling, they have that little thing of what I'm going to call a feather duster. :v: And I'm sure the sleeping mask is self explanatory. Seems funny to me because these sort of objects would be sex toys for what would be a [B]very[/B] light bondage session.

"What did you do for your girl on Valentine's Day?" "I got that bitch a Happy Meal."

[QUOTE=Aetna;51819784]Lol, a head scratcher, a blindfold, and a fluffer? And I'm guessing the beers are 4.5% light as fuck piss, nice try BK, we'll steer clear of your burnt ass patties. And who the fuck goes to BK on valentine's day? My girl and I hate the implications behind the holiday but good god, talk about taking advantage of any advertisement opportunity possible.[/QUOTE] So much anger over a burger, novelty toy and drink... 4.5% is fine for a beer, it's probably going to be a cheap lager though. Obviously it's going to attract kids old enough to drink but young enough to feel no shame. I'm guessing that's a pretty big market.

[QUOTE=PsycheClops;51820443]Seems funny to me because these sort of objects would be sex toys for what would be a [B]very[/B] light bondage session.[/QUOTE] Because this is probably playing up that exact crowd. You know, the ones that read 50 shades of gray, but don't have the guts to go all in. Most likely a "slap me arse starterpack for bored couples".

Yeah because I want to get my sex toys from Burger King.....ant not a sexshop who probably offers discounts on said sex toys which are also of higher quality and aren't tame as shit.

[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;51820587]Yeah because I want to get my sex toys from Burger King.....ant not a sexshop who probably offers discounts on said sex toys which are also of higher quality and aren't tame as shit.[/QUOTE] but can you get food at the sex shop? checkmate atheists

i was thinking they were gonna be packing dildos in with their meals or something this is boring

[QUOTE=WJS;51820698]but can you get food at the sex shop? checkmate atheists[/QUOTE] well....edible underwears count I think?

[QUOTE]2 Whoppers 2 packs of french fries 2 beers And one of those weird head massager things. [/QUOTE] This sounds like a great night in for one, those head massagers are the bomb.

[QUOTE=Kyle902;51819777]This israeli not something I'd expect from Israel. I've always thought Israel was relatively conservative[/QUOTE] Not really. Not with regards to sex anyway. The various hardcore Jewish groups are of course a bunch of prudes, and there isn't any proper sex education, but our high schools are as sultry and hormone-flowing as any other in the Western world. Tel Aviv is a city very much like San Francisco in that it's regarded as a place of sexual freedom, particularly of the LGBT variety. [editline]14th February 2017[/editline] [QUOTE=Mattk50;51819803]I'm trying to imagine how you might use this for sex and i'm completely at a loss.[/QUOTE] My dude, pushing one of these on your head is such a powerful orgasmic feeling it might as well be classified as scalp sex.