The Official Inauguration of Donald J. Trump News Thread: Reality sets in Edition - Polidicks

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Reminder to anyone playing any drinking game to play it with some responsibility and don't drive after drinking.

"We stand at the start of a new millennium." No, you're late by 16 years.

We stand at the beginning of a [I]NEW MILLENNIUM[/I] [B]OH FUCK HE REALLY IS THE GOD EMPEROR[/B]

Yeah! I'm sick of politicians constantly complaining! Thank god; now we have a President who has never complained about anything.

The best presidential speech of all time is from Independence Day

Trump doesnt care about yellow people, 10/10

[QUOTE=Trump]When you open your heart to patriotism, there is no room for prejudice[/QUOTE] Like prejudice against gay people? Transgender people? Black people? Hispanic people? What a sad waste of air.

[QUOTE=BlackMageMari;51699214]"We stand at the start of a new millennium." No, you're late by 16 years.[/QUOTE] Actually, I believe he said "lew lillenium"

[QUOTE=Jordax;51699211]Reminder to anyone playing any drinking game to play it with some responsibility and don't drive after drinking.[/QUOTE] You can't tell me what to do Dad. Also Fuck Off Trump, this is literally just a campaign rally.

All this talk about a united America from the least popular president in American history

Sounds like a speech from Tropico. Would make a great DLC.

AND OH MY GOD WHO'S THAT SNEAKING UP BEHIND HIM [B]IT'S JEB BUSH[/B]

Hillary in the crowd on suicide watch

[QUOTE=TheHydra;51699225]AND OH MY GOD WHO'S THAT SNEAKING UP BEHIND HIM [B]IT'S JEB BUSH[/B][/QUOTE] This is how jeb can still win

[I]AND TOGETHER WE WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! [/I]

[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;51699222]All this talk about a united America from the least popular president in American history[/QUOTE] Maybe he's a political Martin Shkreli. Unite the people in the common idea of hating him. Haha, nah I'm just kidding. Trump wouldn't be that selfless

I didn't see that coming.

[QUOTE=joshuadim;51699196]This speech will go down in history as one of the worst.[/QUOTE] Why what has he said? Is there anything wrong with it other than that someone you hate is giving it? [QUOTE=Stroheim;51699202]Where did you hear that lmao Trump has had huge crowds at his rallies.[/QUOTE] Yes he did, makes me wonder why that's not translating to a larger crowd at this inauguration.

so where's the golden showers I came here for the pee

He's already done? Really? 18 minutes?

Okay, now the real work begins: when can we expect our first tweet?

guys i think this guy might be a jew. pol shitfit in 5

[QUOTE=rilez;51699247]Okay, now the real work begins: when can we expect our first tweet?[/QUOTE] "Jeb is and will forever be a mess."

fyi obama's old tweets can still be found over here: [url]https://twitter.com/POTUS44[/url]

[QUOTE=Whoaly;51699194]I'm hearing about small crowds and a unenthusiastic atmosphere, it's hard to believe this guy actually won the election. [B] I'm glad he did, but it's scary how much he just managed to eek it out, and how many people bought into all the BS narratives.[/B][/QUOTE] BS narratives like the ones you peddle? [QUOTE=Whoaly;51699234] Yes he did, makes me wonder why that's not translating to a larger crowd at this inauguration.[/QUOTE] He isn't very popular.

[QUOTE=Whoaly;51699234]Yes he did, makes me wonder why that's not translating to a larger crowd at this inauguration.[/QUOTE] because he's a divisive and unpopular president if you haven't got that by now, one struggles to understand why you bother with political discussions at all

The speech wasn't bad at all. But let's see how much he can do in his first 100 days, less he be all talk.

I've never seen someone so Jewish.