The Official Inauguration of Donald J. Trump News Thread: Reality sets in Edition

[Toothpick]

[QUOTE=ClarkWasHere;51697403]Reality is as strange, if not stranger, than fiction and satire itself.[/QUOTE]

why did you attempt to reinvent the phrase to seem provocative

[E Quantifier]

Wow, the first election I voted in AND I get to drink? It's just too good.

[Anderan]

[QUOTE=J!NX;51697431]How long until political satire completely ceases to exist, due to reality surpassing satire itself?[/QUOTE]

It's gotten to the point where the Onion is actually reporting a few tidbits of actual news.

[Cureless]

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[Bradyns]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;51697632][media]https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/474134260149157888[/media]
Think about it...[/QUOTE]

I seriously hope that people who share these tweets or take screen caps provide it to the Way Back Machine for reference for when they are purged.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;51697644]I WISH I HAD FRIENDS[/QUOTE]

Hop on the Discord, we can all be friends.

[Snap]

Does anyone know when Glorious Leader Trump gets handed the password of the @POTUS twitter account?

[Minelayer]

And now we sit back and see where this goes.

[Thlis]

[QUOTE=Snapster;51697714]Does anyone know when Glorious Leader Trump gets handed the password of the @POTUS twitter account?[/QUOTE]

Why would he want it?

Trump has more twitter followers than the POTUS account

[Bradyns]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;51697712][URL="https://web.archive.org/web/20170120090127/https://chie.club/files/images/st/5e796fcb-8188-4440-b00b-03ced04e58c2.png"]DONE[/URL]
[URL="https://web.archive.org/web/20170116173630/https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/474134260149157888"]DOUBLE DONE[/URL][/QUOTE]

You gem, you.

[Snap]

[QUOTE=Thlis;51697720]Why would he want it?

Trump has more twitter followers than the POTUS account[/QUOTE]

Same could be said about Obama's twitter but still uses the POTUS as his personal account since it's iconic I suppose.

[.𓃉𓁿𓂎𓁿𓃉.]

i will be reporting on the atmosphere of the event from the frontlines. i'm guessing "tense" will be one emotion felt

[karimatrix]

Do you feel it now, Tovarisch?
[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2kpPqEWEAAZMUW.jpg:large[/img]

What a Time to be Alive.

[EcksDee]

[QUOTE=Minelayer;51697717]And now we sit back and see where this goes.[/QUOTE]

- Thought the passenger as the orange faced driver drove them off a cliff

[Mud]

here's how bernie can still win

[Gufu]

[QUOTE=Cureless;51697683]Rejoice, brothers, for paradise is on the eve of the 'morrow.
Emperor bless.[/QUOTE]

Down with the false Emperor and his bootlicks!

[DogGunn]

[QUOTE=karimatrix;51697773]Do you feel it now, Tovarisch?
[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2kpPqEWEAAZMUW.jpg:large[/img]

What a Time to be Alive.[/QUOTE]

Is that meant to say USA, USR, TRU?
wat

[Thlis]

[QUOTE=karimatrix;51697773]Do you feel it now, Tovarisch?
[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2kpPqEWEAAZMUW.jpg:large[/img]

What a Time to be Alive.[/QUOTE]

It begins

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Zq75UnU.png[/img]

[karimatrix]

[QUOTE=DogGunn;51697810]Is that meant to say USA, USR, TRU?
wat[/QUOTE]

It is meant to Say United States of Russia, and it did.

Also, how do you even see TRU in there?

[Govna]

[QUOTE=Minelayer;51697717]And now we sit back and see where this goes.[/QUOTE]

To hell in a handbasket.

[DogGunn]

[QUOTE=karimatrix;51697834]
Also, how do you even see TRU in there?[/QUOTE]

(i'm not serious)

[TCB]

[QUOTE=karimatrix;51697773]Do you feel it now, Tovarisch?
[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2kpPqEWEAAZMUW.jpg:large[/img]

What a Time to be Alive.[/QUOTE]

russians hacked the lightshow

[sir whoopsalot]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;51697632][media]https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/474134260149157888[/media]
Think about it...[/QUOTE]

Well, there is the 25th amendment, so...

[343N]

[QUOTE=Thlis;51697827]It begins

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Zq75UnU.png[/img][/QUOTE]

i see USSR

:(

[Shier]

[QUOTE=343N;51697923]i see USSR[/QUOTE]

:goodjob:

[Garry #3]

Still feels like a fever dream gone awry.

[Pantz Master]

Time to put our country first.

[DaCool]

[QUOTE=Bradyns;51697698]Hop on the Discord, we can all be friends.[/QUOTE]

Which one?

[CruelAddict]

[QUOTE=karimatrix;51697773]Do you feel it now, Tovarisch?
[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2kpPqEWEAAZMUW.jpg:large[/img]

What a Time to be Alive.[/QUOTE]

It's funny that you can now unironically post this video.

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjvrkdFfzx4[/media]

Metal Gear Solid wasn't that far fetched eh?

[MrWasabi]

[QUOTE=Bradyns;51697425]Great thread mate, glad you posted it! :class:

Also, a drinking game posted [URL="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5oqlz1/trump_reportedly_has_written_his_own_inaugural/dclazue/"]on Reddit[/URL].

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/MvhYN54.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

This is a trap to ban a bunch of people for PUI. Nice try 'mate' :v:

[Anderan]

[QUOTE=Pantz Master;51697955]Time to put our country first.[/QUOTE]

And fuck relations with most current allies in the process.