The Official Inauguration of Donald J. Trump News Thread: Reality sets in Edition - Polidicks

[QUOTE=El Periodista;51699849]... Intentional silliness? Oh, your tag. Got it.[/QUOTE] Ugh, another one. "Intentional Silliness" sure.

Some protesters are quite creative. [IMG]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2k79WLUsAA_f1T.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=El Periodista;51699849]... Intentional silliness? Oh, your tag. Got it.[/QUOTE] Dang I missed that. Well explains a lot. [QUOTE=krosos8;51699868]Some protesters are quite creative. [IMG]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2k79WLUsAA_f1T.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Now this kind of non-violent-and-not-smashing-windows-protest I do enjoy. Very clever.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;51699843]Here is an example of the sort of silliness you're going to see during the Trump Administration.[/QUOTE] well thank god we'll at least have you here to kill all these jokes joke hitler

[QUOTE=PsycheClops;51699857]I feel like it's because the media doesn't bring enough attention to the non-peaceful protests. Instead, they focus on the riots and such, and it's my greatest criticism on it. Riots do not put protestors in the good light. It implies the lack of humanity in protestors and dare I even say it implies "terror". The media needs to focus on the non-violent protests more than violent ones in order to show that there are people fighting for their right, but they're trying to do it as humanely as possible without wanting to hurt others.[/QUOTE] Think you meant non-violent in the first paragraph. That said, there's a very important reason we don't pay attention to the peaceful stuff: ratings. Nobody's going to watch a bunch of people standing around on public property, chanting and holding signs and not really moving all that much. The viewers (that's you!) like action, you like seeing the police fighting against the activists. And because you all tune in in droves, we make more money by covering that. I've covered protests in my city, peaceful and non-, and my non- stories always get much better clickrates.

[QUOTE=El Periodista;51699849]... Intentional silliness? Oh, your tag. Got it.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/015/352/1348764844816.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;51699866]Ugh, another one. "Intentional Silliness" sure.[/QUOTE] Do you really think I'd compare Bernie Sanders to a drunk ex if I weren't joking, man? Come on now.

[QUOTE=!LORD M!;51699870]Dang I missed that. Well explains a lot.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=!LORD M!;51699807]How can you even defend their actions. Saying it is cherry picking is defending it.[/QUOTE] Hey Lord M can we switch titles? Cherry picking isn't defending their actions lmao.

yall got me craving cherries

[QUOTE=El Periodista;51699884]Do you really think I'd compare Bernie Sanders to a drunk ex if I weren't joking, man? Come on now.[/QUOTE] Quite a few other people thought the joke was dumb and it just looked like an excuse to shit on Bernie.

[QUOTE=postal;51699874]well thank god we'll at least have you here to kill all these jokes joke hitler[/QUOTE] [quote] The discovery of the comedy is one of the greatest revolutions that has taken place in the world. The battle in which we are engaged today is of the same sort as the battle waged, during the last century, by Pasteur and Koch. How many diseases have their origin in jokes! ... We shall regain our health only by eliminating jokes.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;51699895]Quite a few other people thought the joke was dumb and it just looked like an excuse to shit on Bernie.[/QUOTE] Why would I shit on Bernie? I voted for the guy. You need to calm down, man.

there any kind of stream to watch protests?

[img]http://i.imgur.com/HLm9Rih.png[/img] make america brake again

[QUOTE=El Periodista;51699903]Why would I shit on Bernie? I voted for the guy. You need to calm down, man.[/QUOTE] I'm calm dude, I just thought it was a silly, confusing joke so I tried to turn it into another joke.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;51699912]I'm calm dude, I just thought it was a silly joke so I tried to turn it into another joke.[/QUOTE] :speechless:

[QUOTE=El Periodista;51699917]:speechless:[/QUOTE] Let's bring this to PMs before we shit up the thread further :)

Not looking forward to the next four years.

man these protests are wild

I made $150 today off a co-worker who swore Trump would get assassinated. This is also the guy who hedged his wedding fund on a Hillary win. I'm having a great day. On topic, I really liked the President's speech today. Very simple language, but had a powerful, spine-chillingly patriotic message. Kinda like Adolf Hitler. Props to his speech writer.

[QUOTE=Chonch;51699937]This is also the guy who hedged his wedding fund on a Hillary win.[/QUOTE] what did he pay that

[QUOTE=Chonch;51699937]I made $150 today off a co-worker who swore Trump would get assassinated. This is also the guy who hedged his wedding fund on a Hillary win. I'm having a great day. On topic, I really liked the President's speech today. Very simple language, but had a powerful, spine-chillingly patriotic message. Kinda like [B]Adolf Hitler[/B]. Props to his speech writer.[/QUOTE] I am getting mixed messages from this.

[QUOTE=Chonch;51699937]I made $150 today off a co-worker who swore Trump would get assassinated. This is also the guy who hedged his wedding fund on a Hillary win. I'm having a great day. [B]On topic, I really liked the President's speech today. Very simple language, but had a powerful, spine-chillingly patriotic message. [I]Kinda like Adolf Hitler[/I]. Props to his speech writer.[/B][/QUOTE] I wanted to quote this post, because this is what an actual person believes. This isn't satire.

[QUOTE=Chonch;51699937]I made $150 today off a co-worker who swore Trump would get assassinated. This is also the guy who hedged his wedding fund on a Hillary win. I'm having a great day. On topic, I really liked the President's speech today. Very simple language, but had a powerful, spine-chillingly patriotic message. Kinda like Adolf Hitler. Props to his speech writer.[/QUOTE] He wrote it himself IIRC.

[QUOTE=Chonch;51699937]On topic, I really liked the President's speech today. Very simple language, but had a powerful, spine-chillingly patriotic message. Kinda like Adolf Hitler. Props to his speech writer.[/QUOTE] Is this a joke because I don't know what jokes are anymore.

[QUOTE=Chonch;51699937]I made $150 today off a co-worker who swore Trump would get assassinated. This is also the guy who hedged his wedding fund on a Hillary win. I'm having a great day. On topic, [U][B]I really liked the President's speech today.[/B] Very simple language, but had a powerful, spine-chillingly patriotic message. Kinda like Adolf Hitler.[/U] Props to his speech writer.[/QUOTE] HE LIKED THE SPEECH, even though it reminded him of Hitler. I have no idea what to make of this post

You guys should have been on the discord. It was fucking great and chill to hang with the coolest FPers.

[QUOTE=Chonch;51699937]I made $150 today off a co-worker who swore Trump would get assassinated. This is also the guy who hedged his wedding fund on a Hillary win. I'm having a great day. On topic, I really liked the President's speech today. Very simple language, but had a powerful, spine-chillingly patriotic message. Kinda like Adolf Hitler. Props to his speech writer.[/QUOTE] you're not even in my top 5 favorite nazis on facepunch

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;51699953]I am getting mixed messages from this.[/QUOTE] Say what you will about Hitler, he was great at unifying people. You know, except the people he wanted to kill off.

[QUOTE=Chonch;51699937]I made $150 today off a co-worker who swore Trump would get assassinated. This is also the guy who hedged his wedding fund on a Hillary win. I'm having a great day. On topic, I really liked the President's speech today. Very simple language, but had a powerful, spine-chillingly patriotic message. Kinda like Adolf Hitler. Props to his speech writer.[/QUOTE] Jesus Christ we're gonna need a committee to decide what's the [del]shit[/del]post of the year at this rate.