Christine Ford/Brett Kavanaugh Senate testimony live thread - Polidicks

Probably coincidence but he slipped up saying deke instead of detailed, DKE was his fraternity and is pretty infamous

Reasons that Brett Kavanaugh couldn't have committed sexual assault: 1) Dr. Ford went to a different school than him 2) Dr. Ford was too young to drive in 1982. 3) The people Dr. Ford says were at the party don't remember the party and don't know Kavanaugh 4) He's never been accused to sexual harassment before

I haven't paid attention to all the allegations, is there anything solid that he did it or is it still he said she said?

Is it me or does he have fucking snake eyes in that photo?

Ford holds back tears and chokes as she talks about her traumatic experience. Brett makes a sad face and sniffles when talks about collecting calenders and playing football. C'mon man

Just a question; do you guys keep old calendars? Because he's apparently referencing to a 30 year old calendar. I don't even keep the last year's calendar.

is it normal for someone to ramble on about their childhood while testifying?

5) His calendars PROVE he couldn't have gone to any party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-Y0dTNH7Ns

He did it because.... because his dad did in 1978... Sorry it's just tear jerking talking about it. I need a minute while I squeeze my eyes so it looks like I'm crying.

ah so Merrick Garland should be on the supreme court

Third round of tears getting prepped while he talks about working out with his bros.

I swear if the vibrating Facepunch embed glitch was screaming, it would sound like Chuck Grassley's voice: "aAaAaAaAaA" - I fucking hate that guy.

It's like the more he keeps "crying" the less creditable it seems. If it even had any to begin with

This fucking got me.

Shut up about your calendars you slug.

"I went to a CATHOLIC school, so I can't be a rapist" mate

Did Ford give her life story? I swear to God he's trying to rack up sympathy points talking about sports and calenders t's so frustrating

Oh no, is he pulling the "If every American drank beer, then we might as well all be rapists, but we're not ARE WE!?" card?

please for the love of fuck, don't tell me he said that.

I know leddit provided some fun context to his college years and the fraternity he belonged to, and I think there was another post directly addressing the allegations and their credibility but I can't find it, so that's legwork that needs done Bare minimum is he's sketchy as heck

Someone found that Mark Judge was working as a trolley boy for a grocery store during the timeline that Ford was making.

what a disaster

"this may sound a bit trivial" states man who spent 10 minutes talking about drinking beer and playing football.

I believe it's an AP credit.

Wrap it up so the Dems can verbally rip you apart, Brett. You can't just filibuster your way out of a hearing.

Okay folks enough bullshit, lets get into the SEX TALK

He said he went to suchandsuch all boys Jesuit school and hung out with girls from other all girls Catholic schools on the weekend, and noted that Ford didn't go to any of these schools.

Not that exactly, but he did emphasis he went to a catholic school and was friends with catholic schoolgirls Given how much time he's spent licking the inside of his mouth, I wouldn't be surprised if he was hiding some peppers under his tongue

Could he please stop sniffling right into the mic, please? It's very annoying. I know that it's been mentioned before, but the more I listen to him, the more he sounds like Kermit the frog. https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/78659/0f3d6dd1-3f87-4058-a77d-ab512ca23072/sad2 - Copy.jpg