United States of Skyrim sounds much more badass than America.
Gamers unite
Would you vote for ninja or notch in the party primaries?
Ninja would nuke the entire country after 6 months tops.
Notch would sell his presidency so that he can relax in peace in Beverly Hills.
Implying Skyrim will ever be united as long as DIRTY IMPERIALS are occupying Solitude!
The entire penal system is replaced by putting people in carts going over snowy mountain passes.
would legit support this just so i can say "yeah i was there when todd howard was president"
Ninja doesn't even play Jabroni Brawl, he isn't to be President
It just works.
You know, I laughed at this first until I realized that it's actually kinda true.
And man, was that a downer.
We already had John Fortnite Kennedy
Well then I guess they won't go after gamers
gamers
ok...
lets humour the writer and say we have a gamer president
Don't you dare fucking elect Ninja.
He's the most basic, most standard idiot to ever walk on to that platform, who rose to celebrity status on twitch because...??????
Take a look at Doc. He at least has a persona to make him ever so slightly unique. He also plays really well AND he used to be involved in making content for games.
Can't stand Doc? Alright... We got Shroud, the guy made in a lab to wreck the masses on the internet. This motherfucker will make you question werther he's cheating or not. The US would rise like a phoenix!
Imagine president Kojima
Holy fuck
I half expected this to be a fucking NYT opinion.
Damn I wish,not only would we get more representation but Gamer oppression would finally come to an end.
"Mr. President, the Dow is down 4,000 points! the largest drop in history! Banks are reporting that the mortgage packages they were selling were overvalued and are now filing chapter 11. Should we instruct the chairman of the federal reserve to halt the rise in interest rates for this year? Perhaps a bailout?"
"I'm not sure, I'm not an economist or a lawyer. You probably shouldn't have elected someone whose professional qualifications amount to a virtual scoreboard"
Might still take a bit to become normalized, but eventually young people will become part of new/current parties, so technically there will be gamer presidents fairly soon. Even if it's more casual, like a few rounds of Fortnite / LOL per day.
And later down the road, there might be even friendly matches between presidents on comedy shows
