This might just stress him out enough to wind up in a coma, but then we won't get to see him react to being indicted.
After wasting more than $40,000,000 (is that possible?)
Says the man who owns this
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/133737/52fd43cd-87ae-46c9-9687-d8fc8ec57fa0/image.png
Whoops, they probably have proof Trump lied to the FBI now
https://twitter.com/Santucci/status/1068164706375008256
Isn't it so amazing how for months and months it was all about avoiding a perjury trap and they just weren't going to fall for it
Loooooooo and behooooooold
Ya done goofed
They should license this for the movie.
https://youtu.be/Ag1o3koTLWM
Cohen did 70 hours of interviews with Mueller. That's fucking massive
Basically he either confessed to committing a capital crime, or committed a different federal crime. Donny basically just has until January to cause as much damage as he can now.
Holy shit, that’s like an entire casual playthrough of Xenoblade Chronicles X.
Michael Cohen was also the finance chairman of the Republican National Committee so he might have blown up the entire GOP.
The Russia investigation is the Dark Souls of special counsels
could he not have just said something totally noncommittal, or is it one of those things where the government can just say you're not telling the whole story and charge you immediately?
Which would explain why McConnell is so against a Mueller protection bill.
The hits just keep on comin':
https://twitter.com/normative/status/1068170184236646402
The congressional probes seem to range from 'woefully ill-equipped' to 'actively damaging', and it's crazy how many stars had to align for us to get the Mueller probe at all. If any one of these things hadn't happened, we probably wouldn't have the Mueller probe:
Comey revealing that the FBI was investigating Trump
Trump firing Comey
Trump appointing Jeff Sessions as AG
Jeff Sessions having had contacts with Russians
Jeff Sessions taking the advice of career officials to recuse himself
Trump accidentally appointing a decent man as Deputy AG
Didn't the Watergate investigation start because of a complete fluke?
I don't know about more intelligent, but they do seem to be a hell of a lot more compassionate than Trump is.
"AAAAAND another one's gone, and another one's gone! Another one's under the bus!"
"Did you ever see an investigation more in search of a crime?"
Yes. Benghazi. Watergate. E-mails. That one case where a bunch of african american guys were framed for a crime and you were gung-ho about their prosecution until it was revealed they were actually innocent and you didn't say a word after that.
"Okay, this is gonna be easy mode, I'm just gonna write down my answers. We all know you get nervous when you're talking, Donny, so pull yourself together! He can't possibly find holes in my written answers!"
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/132319/c027e1f1-0219-4091-af66-9b651774d93a/You lied.png
so where's the republican heads of the congressional committees explaining how they could not have foreseen someone lying to their softball questioning?
I want to see Devin Nunes' expression right now. Especially since he can look forward to having his own chance to be investigated by the blue House.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbBIs9C_aEs
"perhaps subversive"
yikes.
I'm sorry, but I just fucking love the fact that Cohen admits to lying and then Trump says Cohen is lying. It's just this entire administration, especially Trump, in microcosm.
Also that time Trump's chief strategist made up a story that a journalist had raped her cousin. Or when Trump made up multiple terrorist attacks to justify policy decisions.
Not just more compassionate, as we saw from Koko they actually have greater potential for speech. And are less racist. Really a gorilla is superior to Trump in every aspect, they're usually not bald either.
A fourth written question has been revealed - Mueller asked Trump about the RNC platform change regarding US arms to Ukraine.
Gotta wonder if all the questions were traps
Today's a good day, lads.
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I'd be surprised if they weren't. Mueller knows congress will be ready for action soon, he's going for the jugular.
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