"I am all alone in the White House": Trump is spending Christmas Eve on Twitter
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Hey Trump's gotta ball on the people where it's actually possible for him.
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the White House; not a creature was stirring, except for the fat louse. The tweets were flung from the phone without care; in fear that Robert Mueller soon would be there.
Trump invites some journalists to his office in order to discuss policy in detail. One arrives.
Trump assured me his new title of 'Mr. Wonderful' was not narcissistic, whilst two children polished his shoes. He calls for his secretary - Mrs. Shitforbrains arrives in the room. Trump explains that he is going to build a bridge between the UK and US and that his spectral radiance will ensure the task is completed on time and under budget.
But Trump, how is a bridge any use when ships are cheaper? This feels as silly as your wall?
"It's completely different to a wall. Bridges are for crossing and walls are to stop people crossing. SAD!"
To be honest though, at least this isn't as depressing as Duterte's Christmas message. My goodness, that was fucking bleak.
is it a bad sign that i thought this was legitimate for a sec?
Thats how low my expectations are for his mental state.
omg guys hes got small hands and he's orange! im so funny!
Who said my post was funny?
I would love to seem him rot.
its pointless to make fun of his superficial qualities, all it does is make it easier to dismiss any legitimate criticism you have of him in the eyes of his supporters
taking pleasures in other's suffering/demise is sadistic and i seriously hope you reconsider what you've said or at least acknowledge it's wrong.
Poor president of the United States.. He must be really torn up about this Facepunch.com forum post
There's a lot of people in this nation where they'll sleep better at night if this man just chokes on his big mac.
I have no sympathy to a man who tries to demonize groups for his own personal gain, sold out his country to a Foreign Power, and treats everyone around him as extensions to his Ego.
u kno he aint gonna put out 4 u
wite nite
You could be a little less obvious about sucking off el trumpo, please. We can all hear the sounds well enough, you don't need to loudly moan about how he's "suffering so hard guys" too.
The post you quoted specifically outlined exactly what his problem with it was. You deliberately ignored this because it didn't conform to your worldview, and rambled about "muh small hands argument" because you know the best way to get people arguing what you want is to defend your position badly. Hopefully the mods see through your pitiful garbage fire attempt to use alt-right shitstir tactics and ban your ass.
We've had enough veggies of legitimate criticism to earn us the desert calling him a dumb, ugly shitstain until the sun dies out.
Schadenfreude, actually.
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