Time to choose: UK Parliament set for crucial vote on May's Brexit deal - Polidicks

They're talking about it now, seems to be something about how they expected none of these would be expected, but it was more to see at least what direction to go in?

Disappointing? Yes. Surprising. Not at all. 🙄

Britain’s reputation is already down the toilet, might as well let Boris lead the country to at least make the continueing decline more fun

In order of least opposed: Customs Union (264 votes, -8) 2nd Referendum (268 votes, -27) Labour's Plan (237 votes, -70) Common Market 2.0 (188 votes, -95) Revocation to avoid no deal (184 votes, -99) Meaningful Vote 2.0 (242 votes, -149) Meaningful Vote 1.0 (202 votes, -230) No deal (160 votes, -240) Contingent Preferential Arrangements (139 votes, -283) EFTA + EEA (64 votes, -312)

lets not thanks

May may not see may at this rate.

I may not see may at this rate

Keep voting until opposite day and then all the no's will be aye's and then we can live life as normal.

It's abundantly clear that this parliament can't decide anything and we need either a general election (which won't fix anything) or a 2nd referendum.

Where did you see that?

the pun there, intentional or not, has made me chuckle amongst suicidal thoughts thank

Lads, the Brexit date has already been legally changed to 12 April at the earliest. Brexit isn't happening on the 29th

If we go by the first referendum's rules, 2nd referendum got the most votes so we do that now. no backsies. will of the people.

I know this at least someone just please tell me that something is going to be okay

I really don't think an extra two weeks will achieve anything. This farce has lasted for over two years, and it sure as hell doesn't like it's going to fix itself within the immediate future.

Margaret Beckett's motion M (Confirmatory public vote)

This is my new favourite twitter account https://twitter.com/BercowSweary/status/1111014596213723144

in unrelated news, the percentage of UK citizens who philosophically identify as absurdists has skyrocketed today

actually the Customs Union (264 votes, -8) got the most votes.

This twitter account is fucking gold. https://twitter.com/BercowSweary/status/1111015871366004738

I did wonder that, wasn't entirely sure how it worked. So in laymans terms, how fucked are we now?

It had the smallest majority against it, but second most votes - 2nd Referendum (268 votes, -27).

2nd ref got 268.

Life in prison for the politicians that plunge their country into madness.

We're probably gonna have to have a general election this year

Problem is the 27 Labour against it has sunk any hope it has. Custom Union just needs 5 votes to pass and all of SNP abstained from it, as did the TIG and all but 1 Lib Dem. CU is VERY light brexit and probably the 3rd best option outside of the 2nd vote and then CU with single market. It's more than likely we'll see CU win on monday as those MPs are faced with the reality of the situation. Which is that there is no chance and no hope of the Public Vote, you won't budge those 27 Labour rebels and only 8 Tory rebels is not nearly enough to win.

I'm getting more and more frustrated and actually angry over what my local MP voted for, out of everything she only voted for J and K. Fucking hate this area and the fact she's forced to have to go for only the fucking leave votes. Why can't some of them actually have some fucking spine and bother giving a third option.

honestly if the last two years is any indication i can't imagine we were using our EU votes very intelligently to begin with

I want to get off Mrs May's wild ride

do i have to explain that it wasn’t a serious suggestion