Time to choose: UK Parliament set for crucial vote on May's Brexit deal - Polidicks

My money is on "wow it's fucking nothing" for the second time.

this thread title is so out dated, seemingly every other day has been "Time to Decide!"

Nah, it works, every day has been the "Time to Choose", just so happens that everyday nothing was really chosen.

But that makes the thread title up to date. Imagine if the British parliament actually managed to choose, then the mods would be unable to change the out of date title and we would have to make a new thread.

I disagree. The thread title is still very much up-to-date considering TM is still trying to vote for her Brexit deal after three times.

How nice of Parliament to consider our needs.

Motion C: Customs union - Proposer: Ken Clarke, Conservative Motion D: 'Common Market 2.0' - Proposer: Nick Boles, Conservative Motion E: Confirmatory public vote - Proposers: Peter Kyle and Phil Wilson, Labour Motion G: Parliamentary supremacy - Proposer: Joanna Cherry, Scottish National Party The 4 options chosen for voting tonight.

https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/b847vm/watching_tory_mp_on_sky_outside_westminster_talk/?st=jtyl2qqt&sh=dab21f23 Looks at the comments on posts like this. Leavers seriously think they'd still be calling to leave now if the vote had been Remain.

https://twitter.com/lewis_goodall/status/1112749157922545664 So interested to see if anything passes Come on Kyle-Wilson

Gas prices go up in France, the nation explodes. Brexit gets closer, the English get naked.

Fucking slowclap to James Heappey for that comment though.

All of parliament: Don't look. Don't look. Don't look. Miliband: https://twitter.com/CarrickL/status/1112762194981195776

If there is anything that makes me want to throw Corbyn into the Cor-bin, as shit tabloids are fond, it's his Euroskepticism blinding him to Brexit. You might as well have had Boris run Labour since May invoked A50 for all that it would've mattered.

Great way to make yourself look like absolute morons and damage the cause. I'm sorry, but Brexit is a tiny bit more pressing at the moment than Climate Change, as important as that issue is.

https://twitter.com/Ed_Miliband/status/1112766882027835397

Really? Nothing is more pressing than the fact that none of us will have children that are free to enjoy the world we grew up in. I don't care, that's the most pressing concern to the human fucking race that there is anywhere. Dealing with climate change so that the future isn't a shambles far outweighs ANY political aim or desire of the day aside from stopping apartheids or the like. Nothing should, or does, come close. 350 Million climate refugees kind of puts Brexit into the "small potatoes" camp.

https://twitter.com/cupofassam/status/1112767805747855362

It would be a different case if the Brexit deadline was a few months away, but it's 2 weeks and has already been delayed. A hard Brexit would probably make actions on climate change harder to perform as well, as parliament would be busy dealing with the fallout in all likelihood. Also, this is just my personal view, but people stripping naked in the middle of parliament makes other climate change activists look like total nutters.

Voting is underway, check out the ballot papers https://twitter.com/labourwhips/status/1112791797422542848?s=09

Hard Brexiteer protesting that No Deal isn't on the ballot after it was defeated in round one 160-400 https://twitter.com/DavidTCDavies/status/1112797607682822145?s=09

I know it most likely wont happen. But I would love to see the "Confirmatory Public Vote" to win.

All failed again https://twitter.com/jessicaelgot/status/1112823983987154944

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN6eL1-E-Io The UK parliament in a nutshell. Can someone edit Theresa May and co. into this?

Customs union was pretty fuggin close, and referendum wasn't far off either

This image pretty much sums it up https://i.imgur.com/5Tm2kvQ.png

Not a name i've heard before, is this a big deal?

https://twitter.com/IanDunt/status/1112825503872892929

Tweet looks unavailable. Anyone have the full results?

From BBC https://i.imgur.com/7V5i2EQ.png

Copy Pasted from BBC News: Motion C: Committing the government to negotiating "a permanent and comprehensive UK-wide customs union with the EU" as part of any Brexit deal - proposed by Tory former chancellor Ken Clarke - lost by 273 votes for to 276 votes against Motion D: Referred to as Common Market 2.0, this option would mean joining the European Free Trade Association and European Economic Area - proposed by Tory MP Nick Boles - lost by 261 votes for to 282 votes against Motion E: This is for a confirmatory referendum, giving the public a vote to approve any Brexit deal passed by Parliament before it can be implemented - proposed by Labour MPs Peter Kyle and Phil Wilson - lost by 280 votes for to 292 votes against Motion G: The motion aims to prevent the UK leaving without a deal, including a vote on whether to revoke Article 50 - stopping Brexit - if the EU does not agree to an extension - proposed by the SNP's Joanna Cherry - lost by 191 votes for to 292 votes against