Time to choose: UK Parliament set for crucial vote on May's Brexit deal - Polidicks

Because he's been permabanned. Shh, let him sleep.

less than the time and money spent on austarity programs that didn't lower britain's debt to gdp and then were completely forgotten when they needed to drum up support for brexit post referendum

As a remainer I had a nice chat with a leaver in a bar last weekend. What I'm getting at is put us both in charge for the sides and we'll have it sorted within the week.

I got him perma-banned with a clever Toxx because he was busy trying to play 47 dimensional backgammon when I was already 3 sets ahead of him in 68 dimensional tennis. Or was that some other cunt? I don't remember anymore.

BREXIT TO GET BATTLE ROYALE MODE https://twitter.com/BBCNewsnight/status/1105600553306906624?s=09

Brexit Royale - A soulless attempt to cash in on a trend that backfires horrible before crashing and burning. Seems about right.

what we saying lads? no deal brexit?

Tomorrow will be another big day, there is a possible amendment to strip down the government's motion on no deal to just say "This house rejects the UK leaving the EU without a Withdrawal Agreement and a Framework for the Future Relationship." i.e. Brexit can't happen now or ever without a deal Leavers are sounding apocalyptic, one pro-Leave minister reportedly saying that would mean Brexit is "over"

Lemme fix the link for you. https://twitter.com/nicholaswatt/status/1105582485897969665

🦀No Deal is dead🦀

I won't believe it until I see the body.

hang its cold corpse from the tower of london, proclaim in trafalgar square its death.

You say that but I can completely see a scenario where Parliament votes against May's Deal, votes against No Deal, then votes against extending the deadline, and you end up with No Deal anyways just because nobody knows what the fuck they really want.

Honestly given how crazy things are I could see them voting for No Deal and voting for an Extension just for the fuck of it. Granted there probably wouldn't be a vote to extend if there is a No Deal but still.

Yeah I can see May doing it out of spite

Now to be fair, from my understanding of things, if the government votes for an extension it would be up to the EU to decided to allow it or not, from what has been said thus far the willingness to do that is a little mixed. Generally speaking it would be allowed if it was for a worthwhile reason (A second vote or a general election or if there had been a deal just so that some finer details could be sorted out). The kicker however is the up coming MEP elections where the UK, if it is still in the EU at the time is legally required to put people forwards for election. This means that any extension, if granted would either have to be only a matter of weeks to prevent the UK having to do such a thing, or possibly years. As I think everyone can appreciate, just sending no one or sending effectively dummy candidates is not a wise choice, as, if there is a second referendum or a cancellation we would be stuck with them. So in many regards, we are really fucked.

From the BBC: MPs will vote at 19.00 GMT on whether to leave the EU without a deal on 29 March Conservative MPs have a free vote - Theresa May confirmed at PMQs she will vote to block a no-deal Brexit

Brexiteers are lobbying rightwing European governments to veto our request to extend Article 50 and ensure we leave without a deal on the 29th. These are the people calling themselves British patriots https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/mar/13/brexiters-lobby-for-european-veto-of-article-50-extension

Killing Britain to save her from *checks notes* economic prosperity and mutual cooperation agreements with most of Europe.

Traitors.

Those bloody foreigners wanting to fuck up our country! Don't they know? We are BRITISH! Only WE are allowed to fuck up our country!

And now for the no-deal vote. This makes me way more anxious than yesterday. If it get's accepted we are all fucked.

They're trying to stop brown people from coming in by running the country into the ground until no one wants to come here anymore.

Even if it is denied we are fucked; if it goes down and then the extension goes down then we will still end up leaving with no deal. And even if it is accepted then the again, there is the matter of the extension and as to whether the EU would give it. We are over a barrel regardless of what happens tonight.

*Proceed to beg foreign right-wing governments to fuck up their country on their behalf*

http://puu.sh/CZtOy/cce5cccd9b.jpg Thank fuck

No deal Brexit block approved, 312 vs 308

Jesus Christ.

I can't take much more of this.

4 fucking votes?? 308 people wanted no deal? as if my confidence in our government couldn't get any fucking lower