• Senator says the Mueller report is confusing, compares it to Shrek 3
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https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/439915-gop-senator-compares-mueller-report-obstruction-findings-to-pinocchio-in GOP Sen. Mike Lee (Utah) on Sunday compared special counsel Robert Mueller's findings on obstruction of justice to Pinocchio's character from the movie, "Shrek the Third." “The special counsel certainly was thorough," Lee said on CBS's "Face The Nation," before arguing that some pieces of the report are "a little bit odd." "For example, when he talks about obstruction. I think it’s odd to say, 'I’m not going to make a recommendation, but I’m going to sound like I’m making a recommendation. There’s not evidence that I can point to but nonetheless I couldn’t get there even if I did.' "It's kind of strange to spend two years on that and then speak with the sort of tone that is reminiscent of Pinocchio in the movie 'Shrek 3,'" Lee said. "It's full of double negatives. It's kind of confusing." It's unclear what parallels Lee was drawing from the animated DreamWorks movie and Mueller's final report on his investigation into Russian interference and President Trump. The character Pinocchio has a nose that grows whenever he lies and in the movie "Shrek 3" says lines such as, "I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be," in an effort to get around outright lying.
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The programmers of this simulation aren’t even trying to be subtle any more. Like, really? Shrek references? Real life would not be this over the top.
You know it's bad when you try to make a comparison of a serious issue with an animated movie.
Mueller trusted the elites and now they're trying to crush him
"It's kind of strange to spend two years on that and then speak with the sort of tone that is reminiscent of Pinocchio in the movie 'Shrek 3,'" Lee said. "It's full of double negatives. It's kind of confusing." Of course he would, you fucking dumbass. If he had made a definitive statement either way, y'all would've lost your shit about it and either called him a hack deep state goon or a real patriotic 'murrican.
No wonder they don't want to drain the swamp, the president is literally shrek
big wheels keep on spinning.
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He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
He's looking kinda dumb.
Who enabled sv_cheats again?
I accidentally ent_removed my dog i want him back oh god
With his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead~
This is the greatest headline I have ever read.
hey while your at it, can you let me Impulse_101 myself or set my bank account balance to a positive 6 digit number, things are getting a little tight over here.
Look at muh collusion dooooonkeeeeh
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When an elected senator has difficulty following a children's movie, you know you're fucked. And even this guy's a certifiable genius compared to the POTUS.
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Just wanted to say that this man is on Trump's shortlist of Supreme Court nominees.
If I didn't have family and friends in the US, I'd be easily convinced that it wasn't a real place.
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