Turtle Cunt pledges to be the "grim reaper" for progressive legislation
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Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) on Monday vowed to be the "Grim Reaper" for progressive policies if Republicans hold on to the Senate in 2020.
"If I'm still the majority leader in the Senate think of me as the Grim Reaper. None of that stuff is going to pass," McConnell said while speaking to community leaders in
Owensboro, Ky. "I guarantee you that if I'm the last man standing and I'm still the majority leader, it ain't happening. I can promise you," McConnell added.
McConnell painted the 2020 election as a choice between capitalism and socialism, arguing that the latter has taken roots within the Democratic Party.
None of that stuff is going to pass including Medicare for all which the majority of Republicans support.
I hope the GOP gets fucked in 2020
Policies that actually help people, the poor and minorities, well fuck, we can't be having that.
I don't quite understand how the Republican party get's away with being so, blatantly cartoony evil.
Literaly saying "we will fuck our people into despair"
Mitch McConnell is one of the very few people I genuinely hope either gets gravely sick or just keels over and dies one day.
I don't want anything bad to happen to the guy
But I will actively cheer every misfortune the universe puts on this human trashfire.
They're able to do so by making their base believe that someone else is responsible for the hardships they themselves cause.
These people weren't made worse by Trump, they were allowed to come out of the closet because of him. Trump would be useless without these kinds of malices in office acting as his greatest enablers.
No, no, not physical harm. That wouldn't do. No he deserves FAR Worse. What I want to befall him:
1: Lose re-election
2: Lose every single cent to his name
3: Have his wife divorce him and take everything she possibly can.
4: Have the fallout of the Mueller report get him indicted on corruption charges of some sort
5: Lose the case horribly
6: End up with 20 years or so.
7: By some miracle, live long enough to get released from prison
8: Shack up in some dive hellhole of an apartment. Sixth floor walkup. Cheapest shit imaginable(But he's penniless so it's all he can muster)
9: Die 5 years later of natural causes having never seen anyone he ever cared about. Alone, penniless, only his own mind to keep him company.
Maybe the single, only time in existence I would advocate for a domestic political prisoner. This man needs to either be in a cell for crimes against the country and it's people or else in a grave from a heart attack. He is a threat to the nation.
Careful who you invoke lest they take offense to it and carry you away, you turtle shit. Nobody would miss you if it happened.
What I don't get about McConnell is that his family almost went bankrupt when he was a child in order to pay for the expensive treatment for the polio which could have rendered him disabled or even killed him. And yet, despite experiencing those struggles himself, this motherfucker can still be comfortable with the prospect of denying affordable healthcare to millions of other families who are in the same position he was once in.
I'm not a religious man, but I do hope there is a special type of hell for this cunt.
He follows the "fuck you got mine" lifestyle.
And remember, he'll get re-elected, because this is what we as Americans collectively want.
I listened to The Daily's episode about Abortion last week.
Two reporters went to Illinois and Missouri, and basically asked around about views of abortion.
Multiple women who had abortions were against allowing people to have abortions. It literally is "Good enough for me, not for you though".
for some reason, I picture him suddenly reaching for his chest, curling up and going "noo, I'm dying, hhnnngg" with Hans Moleman's voice, then one of his aides coming over to him worried going "are you alright mr. senator?!", and he just raises his eyes at him, does the slow turtle smile from a painful face to the face he does in that gif we have, dies, and his soul takes over the aide that went to help him
in a very "you'll serve the purpose of the Republicans, lowly vessel"
The money coming in from lobbying has corrupted a lot of politicians once considered moderate.
You summed up how I feel beautifully.
Apparently getting treated for polio also cured him of his empathy for others. And anything remotely resembling humanity.
We need a clone of Lee Harvey Oswald like right now. This country is going to shit. If I can scrounge up some money to get the fuck out of here I am because fuck all of this right to hell. The current administration only stands to serve the top 10% and corporations. We could be dying of the fucking plague and trump fans will just be like "lol fuck u libtards."
Off with their fucking heads.
y'know, this sounds extremely hardcore and all, but...
shit is really bad
Emperor Palpatine strikes again
that was my 10,000th post btw. Kind of a depressing milestone but whatever, woooo
and when confronted by the people he's actively fucking over certain outlets will paint those people as democrat thugs instead of asking why its a good thing the least liked politician in this country is killing our government.
And he’ll still condemn democrats with his pathetic dying breath.
Can someone make soup out of this turtle already?
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